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OFFICIAL MERO QUOTE SUPERTHREAD

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Issac Brock, Nov 28, 2005.

  1. Issac Brock

    Issac Brock Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 2, 2004 Messages: 3,664 Likes Received: 1
    My favorite of all time, but we need more. Oh and the description isn't true, please hate the thread as much as you want, it'll just provide me with more to laugh at.
     
  2. Future Droid

    Future Droid Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 1,077 Likes Received: 1
    i cant remember where it was, but he was talking about someone stealing jerky and he describes slapping the jerky our his hand and slapping him in the face with one motion. shit was classic.
     
  3. MR BOJANGLES

    MR BOJANGLES Guest

    THIS IS HOW IT WOULDA WENT DOWN.

    I CONFRONT THE EMO FAG...

    ME: *LAUGHING* YO MONEY, ARE YOU RACKING BEEF JERKY?? *SLAPS JERKY OUTTA DUDES HAND, SLAPS DUDE IN FACIAL IN ONE MOTION* LOOK AT YOU NIGGA!!! I WAS GONNA GRAB YOUR FAGGOT ASS BY THE COLLAR BUT I DONT WANNA FUCK UP YOUR LITTLE SISTERS SHIRT, CUZ THIS GOT NOTHIN TO DO WITH HER. WHERE WAS YOU GONNA PUT THIS SHIT? I KNOW YOU WERENT GONNA THROW IT DOWN THE LEG YOU FUCKING HOMO CUZ YOU GOT ON DENIM SARANWRAP...CAN YOU FEEL YOUR FEET B?


    *EMO KID LOOKS AT FEET*

    *SLAP!* YOU FUCKING HERB ASS NIGGA, YOU GOT A GLASS EYE FAM? WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR HAIR HANGIN OVER YOUR EYE LIKE AALIYAH YOU FUCKING FAGGOT ASS NERD...*SLAP* GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE B BEFORE I GET THE JAWS OF LIFE TO GET YOU OUT THOSE PANTS AND MAKE YOU RUN DOWN THE BLOCK IN YOUR GIRLFRIEND GRANNY PANTIES AND YOUR DIRTY ASS CHUCKS WHILE I WHIP YOUR PALE ASS WITH THIS FUCKING H&M BELT YOU FUCKING CLOWN. *SLAP*SHOVE*

    EMO KID:*CRYING* LEAVES STORE WITH FACE BURNIN FROM GETTING SLAPPED IN THE GRILLATIN 13 TIMES.

    THEN I PICK UP SOME RANDOM SHIT AND THROW IT AT HIM ON THE WAY OUT.
     
  4. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    MERO'S JOCK: NO VACANCY
     
  5. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    shouldnt this be in the mero appreciation superthread?
     
  6. Issac Brock

    Issac Brock Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 2, 2004 Messages: 3,664 Likes Received: 1
    is there one? if so the search failed me. tried mero, merojuana, lookin around but didnt find a thread.
     
  7. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    That first quote was pure gold.
     
  8. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
  9. Thought Wrong

    Thought Wrong Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2004 Messages: 654 Likes Received: 0
    I think my milkshake has broken glass in it.
     
  10. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
    Thats just concentrated deliciousness.
    If it makes your mouth bleed, that means its working.
     
  11. mindvapors

    mindvapors Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 9, 2003 Messages: 6,422 Likes Received: 79
    the 1st one posted is my all timer.
     
  12. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    My favorite of all time, but we need more. Oh and the description isn't true, please hate the thread as much as you want, it'll just provide me with more to laugh at.
    [post=4187356]Quoted post[/post]​
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    Damn this is good......If it wasn't so long I'd have it as my signature.

    I liked the Mero EMO slayer comment where he said some kid look like a gay version of castlevania....ha ha ha ha, how does he come up with this stuff?
     
  13. JUDONO?

    JUDONO? Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 5, 2002 Messages: 1,935 Likes Received: 0
    nobody knows he just does.^
     
  14. Wink ONE

    Wink ONE Junior Member

    Joined: Jul 16, 2002 Messages: 226 Likes Received: 0
    Anyone have the description of those clowns with face paint walking around the suburbs with battle axes and spikes. Something to the extent of "Nigga changed his name to Scandinavius Demonus" or someshit.

    Best thing that's ever been posted on 12oz.
     
  15. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    there used to be one, i ran a search myself it must have been deleted or something.

    back to the quotes...
     
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