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Office Pranks...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Some1, Jan 26, 2006.

  1. Some1

    Some1 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 14,835 Likes Received: 92
    Ok so after lunch today my boss starts talking to me about Anchor Man i mean he can quote shit left and right he is going on and on. So i throw one out there... "Would you like to go to a party in my pants." So we start laughing and the Boss of another dept. walks in and I go "hey Amuir your invited to my pants party." he doesnt get what we are talking about so he starts trying to crack jokes. He is of some foriegn decent and has an evil english accent but he rolls his rrrrr's. So he goes "***rrrr** i am not going to accept yourrr invitation you disgusting little magot" ( ok i am paraphrasing a little but he does call us peons and such ) Anyways he is a computer tech and can go to anyof our computers at anytime so none of us really mind when he goes over cause he is fixing shit usually. However this time he comes back from my desk laughs an evil laugh and goes i just sent a Company wide email from you that is inviting everyone to your pants party...

    I laugh and go that would suck if you actually did it so i walk over to check. He is still at the desk and goes "oh i just saved it as a draft, watch this." Clicks send and i hear email notifications going off around me and i sit down and go

    Oh my god the owners just got a mail from me asking them to come to a party in my pants.

    A kid who got me the job there who i havent talked to in a year cause we are on bad terms and my boss hates him runs to my dept and busts in the door and goes DUDE DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID!?!?!?!?!

    My boss dying laughing gets an email from someone high up going "you have to give this kid another drug test"

    A retard in service emailed me going "Whats a pants party?"

    This arabian dude who cant speak english that we call Terrance The Terrorist comes over to us holding his belt and gyrating his hips going "hey maan wherrrrrees the parrrty brrrrooo."

    Then one of the owners writes me an email "Am I correct when I assume that you didnt write that email?"

    Women in the office coming back with tin foil party hats running back going "Wheres the party!?!??!


    I need to get this dude back gimme ideas he doesnt have a cubicle that i could fill with packing peanuts.(which i have wanted to do to someone forever) I dont want to shrink wrap his car unless i have no other choice. Help fellow 12ouncer out o need revenge.

    I need this to be creative fun and it cant be offensive racially or sexually aka it cant be NSFW

    Oh i tried finding the other office pranks thread that i thought there was but couldnt find it.
     
  2. FunTimePartyTeam

    FunTimePartyTeam Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 19, 2005 Messages: 2,029 Likes Received: 0
    You should ask lens. That man knows about office pranks.
     
  3. dumy

    dumy Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 5,056 Likes Received: 0

    damn, hahaha..what kind of office do you work in..












    and also that is some evil shit to pull..apparently y'all niggas are laid the fuck back at your job
     
  4. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    "I laugh and go that would suck if you actually did it so i walk over to check. He is still at the desk and goes "oh i just saved it as a draft, watch this." Clicks send and i hear email notifications going off around"


    that is awesome. im sure that was embarrassing but come on......that is good.
     
  5. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    Some tips from the master....

    1. Go into the fridge...if someone has a thing of milk, add chocolate syrup and shake...presto...chocolate milk. Innocuous...yes. Sure to piss somone off....definately

    2. Plant 2-3 tiger shrimps in cracks, beind desks, under chairs, etc... These babies rot good and will stink up an area/cubicle/office quite well.

    3. Employee Fridge I.E. Your personal banquet space. Rack snacks, take bites out of sandwiches and put back in their bag, crack open drinks and take one or two sips, the possibilities are endless. Nothing, NOTHING pisses people off more than messing with their food

    4. Collect every stapler/rolodex/etc.... in the office and put it on said victims desk

    5. Take an item off of someones desk and place it on the desk/cubicle directly across from them. Repeat 2-3 times to ignite suspicion and hositility between both parties.

    6. When someone is away from their desk, call up some porn site and maximize screen on computer.
     
  6. FunTimePartyTeam

    FunTimePartyTeam Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 19, 2005 Messages: 2,029 Likes Received: 0
    I heard a revenge technique that reminded me of Lens over this weekend. Was it on the 12? I dont remember. But it went a little something like this.

    Dead fish behind hubcaps, car smells, who suspects the hubcaps? Not said victim.
     
  7. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
  8. Some1

    Some1 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 14,835 Likes Received: 92

    damn, hahaha..what kind of office do you work in..












    and also that is some evil shit to pull..apparently y'all niggas are laid the fuck back at your job
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    its semi laid back the guys just a fucking idiot and i dont thiink he understands what we are saying. people go up to him when he is mad and go "oh no now dont suicide bomb the fucking place"

    haha thanks i like #4 but i need something creative as fuck!!!
     
  9. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    -find needles on the street, place them in his desk, report seeing him shoot up to the boss
    -drano in the coffee
    -thumb tacks in his chair
     
  10. the shitz

    the shitz New Jack

    Joined: Apr 2, 2002 Messages: 64 Likes Received: 0
    potatoe his car and shove a key up the exhaust....that'll teach him.
     
  11. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
  12. Hoochie Coochie Man

    Hoochie Coochie Man New Jack

    Joined: Jan 24, 2006 Messages: 57 Likes Received: 0
    just throw a wet paper towel over the stall when hes taking a dump than kick in the door and take a picture.
     
  13. __ __ __ __

    __ __ __ __ Elite Member

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 3,907 Likes Received: 92
    that should be on the show THE OFFICE... ohh boy.. that was fucking hilarious... sorry bro..
     
  14. __ __ __ __

    __ __ __ __ Elite Member

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 3,907 Likes Received: 92
    HAHAHAHA>..

    "Whats a Pants Party?"


    :haha: :haha:

    ohhhhh SHIIIIIIIIII****
     
  15. I.C.Shadow

    I.C.Shadow Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 9, 2004 Messages: 1,190 Likes Received: 1
    I saw some shit in maxim years ago.

    If they have an office chair that goes up and down, take the seat part off and fill telescope part up with shrimp/various other seafood.

    Good game.
     
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