T=E=A=S=E Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 god bless office jobs!! woop woop. for those who wonk, word. for those who dont, yall slacking on your pimpin'. im making about $650-700+ a week. A WEEK. i love my fucking job. hot girls, great pay, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. this upcming month im going to be busting 55 hour atleast work weeks. mad overtime. /holler atcha boy. :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teh0wnz Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Yeah but where's v1.0 and v2.0? Oh yeah.... and FIRST! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Guess it beats installing AC-ola. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 eh..you'll get sick of the noose after a while. then youll be like me, trying to be your own boss. http://iuhoosiers.com/varsityshop/images/zoom/6416.jpg'> props for landing a good paying job in texas though. my homie is moving out to houston next week. do you live around there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Hey, Tease, you’re a loser, you stupid fuck! You’re ugly, you’re guaranteed to jerk off four times a day, and you smell like sperm with recessive genes. You don’t know how to treat a woman, and you don’t know what to think of one, even. You long for feminine affection, such as a warm hug and fingers run through your hair, while a normal guy just wants to fuck. You have a creepy smile, and you look like every other nerd out there in internet land. What you gonna do with all that money? Buy a hooker, finally? I used to want an office career, but then my friends told me that office politics sucks ass, so…there was my answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted July 28, 2004 Author Share Posted July 28, 2004 Originally posted by Nekro Guess it beats installing AC-ola. :lol: most definately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted July 28, 2004 Author Share Posted July 28, 2004 Originally posted by Weapon X Hey, Tease, you’re a loser, you stupid fuck! You’re ugly, you’re guaranteed to jerk off four times a day, and you smell like sperm with recessive genes. You don’t know how to treat a woman, and you don’t know what to think of one, even. You long for feminine affection, such as a warm hug and fingers run through your hair, while a normal guy just wants to fuck. You have a creepy smile, and you look like every other nerd out there in internet land. What you gonna do with all that money? Buy a hooker, finally? I used to want an office career, but then my friends told me that office politics sucks ass, so…there was my answer. you bought my book to i see huh? :lol: youre a fucking chump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 I long for feminine affection sometimes. Like a naked girl giving me a massage, right before and/or after sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 ...thanks for sharing. ....really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 I want to have sex with a girl that doesn't speak a lick of English for the simple fact that the noises/words would be so indecipherable the sex would reach an almost primal point of foreign coos and body heat. ...I didn't know where else to put this. Blame Milton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted July 28, 2004 Author Share Posted July 28, 2004 Originally posted by WebsterUno my homie is moving out to houston next week. do you live around there? im about 3 hours away. i got fam there though so i go there sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 *flings poo* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 I just quit an office job because of the politics and petty gossiping that was going on. However;I was jackass enough to interview at another office job today. I was told by the possible employer, that I didnt look like a suit person, simply on the fact that my tie was crooked when I sat down. F uptight office politics and rituals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 good for you tease, maybe you will not be complaining about your job this time around... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 affirmitive action in action Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted July 29, 2004 Author Share Posted July 29, 2004 Originally posted by ARCEL affirmitive action in action :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/16/Agness_Bruegger/meisterpropper.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Originally posted by 26SidedCube I want to have sex with a girl that doesn't speak a lick of English for the simple fact that the noises/words would be so indecipherable the sex would reach an almost primal point of foreign coos and body heat. I would do it so I could tell her shit during sex like "your ass is alright but you should have seen the last girl I was with, bladow!" and "by the way I have crabs, its not what you think though, they're my friends" and "Would you shut up I'm trying to read over here, by the way can I borrow some money" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Sounds like enough to move out of the old parents house-ola. Do it, but stay around friends.. or do you even have friends? I'm not trying to be an ass.. I remember you having several threads about not having friends.. how did that go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DITDxCULT Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 I am all about the office jobs. I don't work in a suit-n-tie type of place, but we do have cube farms. About a year and a half ago I was promoted and got a real office ... but I don't have a window to the outside world since my office in the middle of the floor I work on. I have a lot women who work under me that are a lot older. Some of them get super pissed when I tell them what to do, and others kinda get turned on by it. I have had the opportunity to to hook up on two occasions (different women each time) but didn't follow threw with it. They were both "milfy types" so it could've been hit or miss. Plus, if you work in a office environment you know all about the sexual harrasment bullshit that goes on ... so who knows what could happen if I followed threw with it. I might have to wait until this years Christmad party. If you work in a office environment, you'lll appreicate this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 problem is, that money wont be enough when you eventually move out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted July 29, 2004 Author Share Posted July 29, 2004 Originally posted by sneak problem is, that money wont be enough when you eventually move out. nope not quite. but like i mentioned, im trying to pay off my car and credit card bill and then i plan on saving up some money in order to move out. one day, ill do it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Today I gave $10 for a tequila party tomorrow at the office. For no reason whatsoever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted July 30, 2004 Author Share Posted July 30, 2004 Originally posted by THE CORONER sure you will, sure you will... haha, right! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Originally posted by T=E=A=S=E nope not quite. but like i mentioned, im trying to pay off my car and credit card bill and then i plan on saving up some money in order to move out. one day, ill do it... yeah right...if that $650 to $700 is take home, youre banking! i heard property is cheap out there in texas. when i first started where i work at, i was making $10 an hour. i moved out of my parents pad 6 months later. i was paying $600 a month, for a flipped garage. not bad. i had to sacrifice some things here and there, but its not hard. just try not to buy any sean john shit, or having like 40 pairs of shoes and you should be alright. just prioritze and you will find a way to work shit out. you dont have to live off ramen either. think about it...expensive car, or living under you own roof. my homies used to laugh at my car, but they were the ones walking back home to mommys crib. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted July 30, 2004 Author Share Posted July 30, 2004 word up webs ive thought about what it would take, and came up with: -1 bedroom apt in semi nice area here: $600-800 bucks a month (bills included) -gas $100-120 a month -food $100-200 maybe? -car insurance $200+ -cell $50 (or whatever it is) -cable modem / tv - $40 + cable tv price (whatever it is) -cat food / litter box shit $40 -for fun money: $50-100 a week maybe? i dunno, few others im probally forgetting about, all i know is it stacks up quickly. and yea webs, the money is about $650-700 take home, but im also working 55 hour weeks right now. its do-able, but it would be a change. plus i still need to learn how to cook better, iron better, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 WHY DONT YOU TAKE OUT A LOAN AND BUY A PLACE STRAIGHT OUT, THEN WORK A WHILE AND RENT OUT THE PLACE, BUT CHANNEL THAT MONEY STRAIGHT BACK INTO PAYING OFF THE LOAN. THAT WAY, YOU CAN HAVE A PLACE THAT IS SLOWLY BUT SURELY PAYING ITSELF OFF, AND WHEN YOU HAVE SAVED UP ENOUGH TO MOVE OUT COMFORTABLY JUST GIVE NOTICE, AND MOVE INTO YOUR PLACE. OF COURSE YOU'LL STILL HAVE TO PAY OFF A BIT. BUT I SAID ONLY MOVE OUT WHEN COMFORTABLE PERHAPS EVEN THROW IN A BIT OF YOURE OWN MONEY WHILE YOURE RENTING IT OUT TO PAY IT OFF EVEN QUICKER OR GET YOUR PARENTS TO LOAN YOU THE MONEY SO THAT THERES NO INTEREST FUCKING YOU UP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 tease does your mom cook your food for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted July 30, 2004 Author Share Posted July 30, 2004 Originally posted by ARCEL tease does your mom cook your food for you? she cooks for the family yea, and i take my portions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 *believe* i think you got your math wrong. 650 x 4 weeks is 2600 i took off $50 from your insurance. is it really that high? food varies, so i just put in $100 same with gas...so $100 how many cylinders you got? and i left the rent at $650 you should have about $1520 a month leftover. thats if youre bring home $650 a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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