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OFFICE JOBS version 3.0

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by T=E=A=S=E, Jul 28, 2004.

  1. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E 12oz Elite Member

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    OFFICE JOBS version 3.0

    Discussion started by T=E=A=S=E - Jul 28, 2004

    god bless office jobs!! woop woop.

    for those who wonk, word. for those who dont, yall slacking on your pimpin'.

    im making about $650-700+ a week. A WEEK.

    i love my fucking job.

    hot girls, great pay, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

    this upcming month im going to be busting 55 hour atleast work weeks.

    mad overtime.

    /holler atcha boy.



    :king:
     
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  2. Teh0wnz

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    Teh0wnz - Replied Jul 28, 2004

    Yeah but where's v1.0 and v2.0?


    Oh yeah.... and




    FIRST!
     
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  3. Nekro

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    Nekro - Replied Jul 28, 2004

    Guess it beats installing AC-ola.
     
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  4. WebsterUno

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    WebsterUno - Replied Jul 28, 2004

    eh..you'll get sick of the noose after a while.
    then youll be like me, trying to be your own boss.


    http://iuhoosiers.com/varsityshop/images/zoom/6416.jpg'>

    props for landing a good
    paying job in texas though.
    my homie is moving out to
    houston next week.
    do you live around there?
     
  5. Weapon X

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    Weapon X - Replied Jul 28, 2004

    Hey, Tease, you’re a loser, you stupid fuck! You’re ugly, you’re guaranteed to jerk off four times a day, and you smell like sperm with recessive genes. You don’t know how to treat a woman, and you don’t know what to think of one, even. You long for feminine affection, such as a warm hug and fingers run through your hair, while a normal guy just wants to fuck. You have a creepy smile, and you look like every other nerd out there in internet land.

    What you gonna do with all that money? Buy a hooker, finally?

    I used to want an office career, but then my friends told me that office politics sucks ass, so…there was my answer.
     
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  6. T=E=A=S=E

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    T=E=A=S=E - Replied Jul 28, 2004

    :lol:

    most definately.
     
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  7. T=E=A=S=E

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    T=E=A=S=E - Replied Jul 28, 2004

    you bought my book to i see huh?

    :lol:

    youre a fucking chump.
     
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  8. Milton

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    Milton - Replied Jul 28, 2004

    I long for feminine affection sometimes. Like a naked girl giving me a massage, right before and/or after sex.
     
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  9. Crimsøn

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    Crimsøn - Replied Jul 28, 2004

    ...thanks for sharing.







































































































































































































    ....really.
     
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  10. 26SidedCube

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    26SidedCube - Replied Jul 28, 2004

    I want to have sex with a girl that doesn't speak a lick of English for the simple fact that the noises/words would be so indecipherable the sex would reach an almost primal point of foreign coos and body heat.

    ...I didn't know where else to put this. Blame Milton.
     
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  11. T=E=A=S=E

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    T=E=A=S=E - Replied Jul 28, 2004

    im about 3 hours away.

    i got fam there though so i go there sometimes.
     
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  12. Mr. Peanut

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    Mr. Peanut - Replied Jul 28, 2004

    *flings poo*
     
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  13. Ethreadzny2

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    Ethreadzny2 - Replied Jul 28, 2004

    I just quit an office job because of the politics and petty gossiping that was going on. However;I was jackass enough to interview at another office job today. I was told by the possible employer, that I didnt look like a suit person, simply on the fact that my tie was crooked when I sat down. F uptight office politics and rituals.
     
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  14. slave_one

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    slave_one - Replied Jul 28, 2004

    good for you tease, maybe you will not be complaining about your job this time around...
     
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  15. Dick Quickwood

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    Dick Quickwood - Replied Jul 28, 2004

    affirmitive action in action
     
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