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OFFICE JOBS version 3.0

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by T=E=A=S=E, Jul 28, 2004.

  1. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 3,271 Likes Received: 0
    god bless office jobs!! woop woop.

    for those who wonk, word. for those who dont, yall slacking on your pimpin'.

    im making about $650-700+ a week. A WEEK.

    i love my fucking job.

    hot girls, great pay, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

    this upcming month im going to be busting 55 hour atleast work weeks.

    mad overtime.

    /holler atcha boy.

  2. Teh0wnz

    Teh0wnz Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 406 Likes Received: 0
    Yeah but where's v1.0 and v2.0?

    Oh yeah.... and

  3. Nekro

    Nekro Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 19, 2003 Messages: 2,568 Likes Received: 1
    Guess it beats installing AC-ola.
  4. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

    eh..you'll get sick of the noose after a while.
    then youll be like me, trying to be your own boss.


    props for landing a good
    paying job in texas though.
    my homie is moving out to
    houston next week.
    do you live around there?
  5. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    Hey, Tease, you’re a loser, you stupid fuck! You’re ugly, you’re guaranteed to jerk off four times a day, and you smell like sperm with recessive genes. You don’t know how to treat a woman, and you don’t know what to think of one, even. You long for feminine affection, such as a warm hug and fingers run through your hair, while a normal guy just wants to fuck. You have a creepy smile, and you look like every other nerd out there in internet land.

    What you gonna do with all that money? Buy a hooker, finally?

    I used to want an office career, but then my friends told me that office politics sucks ass, so…there was my answer.
  6. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 3,271 Likes Received: 0

    most definately.
  7. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 3,271 Likes Received: 0
    you bought my book to i see huh?


    youre a fucking chump.
  8. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    I long for feminine affection sometimes. Like a naked girl giving me a massage, right before and/or after sex.
  9. Crimsøn

    Crimsøn Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 18, 2003 Messages: 2,120 Likes Received: 1
    ...thanks for sharing.

  10. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 10
    I want to have sex with a girl that doesn't speak a lick of English for the simple fact that the noises/words would be so indecipherable the sex would reach an almost primal point of foreign coos and body heat.

    ...I didn't know where else to put this. Blame Milton.
  11. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 3,271 Likes Received: 0
    im about 3 hours away.

    i got fam there though so i go there sometimes.
  12. Mr. Peanut

    Mr. Peanut Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 2, 2002 Messages: 3,033 Likes Received: 10
  13. Ethreadzny2

    Ethreadzny2 Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 29, 2003 Messages: 6,255 Likes Received: 25
    I just quit an office job because of the politics and petty gossiping that was going on. However;I was jackass enough to interview at another office job today. I was told by the possible employer, that I didnt look like a suit person, simply on the fact that my tie was crooked when I sat down. F uptight office politics and rituals.
  14. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    good for you tease, maybe you will not be complaining about your job this time around...
  15. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    affirmitive action in action