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offensive jokes..

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by graffsurgeon, Feb 9, 2002.

  1. graffsurgeon

    graffsurgeon Banned

    Joined: Dec 20, 2001 Messages: 1,500 Likes Received: 0
    lets see them..i know all of yall have some fucked up thoughts and jokes..


    what do you tell a girl with two black eyes..?


    nothing..you already told her twice..
     
  2. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 4,781 Likes Received: 0
    what do you call a guy that ?

    mr. toad.


    hahahahhahahahahhaha
     
  3. REGULATOR

    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
    how do you tell if a chinese man is high?

    you cant...



    a classic
     
  4. j3di

    j3di Member

    Joined: May 3, 2001 Messages: 540 Likes Received: 0
    whats the difference between a dead baby and a bath tub???













































    you cant fuck a bathtub...


    i win
     
  5. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 4,781 Likes Received: 0
  6. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    how do you blind a chinese man?

    with a windshield.



    (my vietnamese buddy told me that)
     
  7. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 174
    if you want to share your own name on the boards, that's fine, if you share someone elses, you'll be banned. We don't go for that shit arond here...





    so....




    why are aspirin white?

    you want them to work, don't you?
     
  8. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 4,781 Likes Received: 0
    i only did it cuz that fucker toad did it. i was gonna edit it anyway.itold that bitch to do it but he wouldnt
     
  9. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 174
    right on, well, whatever the reason, consider yourselves warned, we don't find that stuff cute or funny... in the future, if that sort of thing happens, click on the 'warn' link and let Webmaster know. The post will be fixed and the fool will be dealt with.

    Thank You. :)


    How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

    Stucco her walls, rearrange the furniture and leave the plunger in the toilet...
     
  10. REGULATOR

    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
    How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

    Stucco her walls, rearrange the furniture and leave the plunger in the toilet... [/B][/QUOTE]

    HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA thats fucking cold but funny as hell
     
  11. perhaps this one will cross the line, its the only joke i've ever been offended at. its quite awful, be warned.

    how are a homosexual and a tumbleweed alike?


    they just blow around until they end up stuck on a fencepost in wyoming.
     
  12. graffsurgeon

    graffsurgeon Banned

    Joined: Dec 20, 2001 Messages: 1,500 Likes Received: 0
    whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies..?





















    you can't get bowling balls out with a pitchfork.
     
  13. blood as ink

    blood as ink Guest

    yeah your right that is really bad.
     
  14. graffsurgeon

    graffsurgeon Banned

    Joined: Dec 20, 2001 Messages: 1,500 Likes Received: 0

    oh wheres your sense of humor. such things can be fun.
     
  15. thats just damn funny.
     
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