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offensive jokes..

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by graffsurgeon, Feb 9, 2002.

  1. graffsurgeon

    graffsurgeon Banned

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    offensive jokes..

    Discussion started by graffsurgeon - Feb 9, 2002

    lets see them..i know all of yall have some fucked up thoughts and jokes..


    what do you tell a girl with two black eyes..?


    nothing..you already told her twice..
     
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  2. tue skinny

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    tue skinny - Replied Feb 9, 2002

    what do you call a guy that ?

    mr. toad.


    hahahahhahahahahhaha
     
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    REGULATOR - Replied Feb 9, 2002

    how do you tell if a chinese man is high?

    you cant...



    a classic
     
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    j3di - Replied Feb 9, 2002

    whats the difference between a dead baby and a bath tub???













































    you cant fuck a bathtub...


    i win
     
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    tue skinny - Replied Feb 9, 2002

    mr toad.
     
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    T.T Boy - Replied Feb 9, 2002

    how do you blind a chinese man?

    with a windshield.



    (my vietnamese buddy told me that)
     
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    Smart - Replied Feb 9, 2002

    if you want to share your own name on the boards, that's fine, if you share someone elses, you'll be banned. We don't go for that shit arond here...





    so....




    why are aspirin white?

    you want them to work, don't you?
     
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    tue skinny - Replied Feb 9, 2002

    i only did it cuz that fucker toad did it. i was gonna edit it anyway.itold that bitch to do it but he wouldnt
     
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    Smart - Replied Feb 9, 2002

    right on, well, whatever the reason, consider yourselves warned, we don't find that stuff cute or funny... in the future, if that sort of thing happens, click on the 'warn' link and let Webmaster know. The post will be fixed and the fool will be dealt with.

    Thank You. :)


    How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

    Stucco her walls, rearrange the furniture and leave the plunger in the toilet...
     
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    How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

    Stucco her walls, rearrange the furniture and leave the plunger in the toilet... [/B][/QUOTE]

    HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA thats fucking cold but funny as hell
     
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  11. serpent of the light - Replied Feb 9, 2002

    perhaps this one will cross the line, its the only joke i've ever been offended at. its quite awful, be warned.

    how are a homosexual and a tumbleweed alike?


    they just blow around until they end up stuck on a fencepost in wyoming.
     
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    graffsurgeon - Replied Feb 9, 2002

    whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies..?





















    you can't get bowling balls out with a pitchfork.
     
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    blood as ink - Replied Feb 9, 2002

    yeah your right that is really bad.
     
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    graffsurgeon - Replied Feb 9, 2002


    oh wheres your sense of humor. such things can be fun.
     
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  15. serpent of the light - Replied Feb 9, 2002

    thats just damn funny.