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of god, midget porn and chinese restaraunts. (my talk with mamerro)

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by superstarism, Oct 14, 2002.

  1. superstarism

    superstarism 12oz Member

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    of god, midget porn and chinese restaraunts. (my talk with mamerro)

    Discussion started by superstarism - Oct 14, 2002

    i know mamerro: mamerrohhhhhhso goood
    Mamerroid: You love it
    i know mamerro: oh i know i do
    i know mamerro: hows the vigeo coming?
    i know mamerro: vidgeo
    Mamerroid: I have a shitload to do today with it, and I dont even want to open Premiere
    i know mamerro: ahahahha, yeah.
    Mamerroid: Fucking bboys spinning on their goddamn heads, they should all die 400 times
    Mamerroid: Dude
    i know mamerro: that would mean you would die too
    i know mamerro: dude?
    Mamerroid: Whateve, I'll quit being a bboy right before I unleash my wrath
    i know mamerro: good idea
    Mamerroid: Not that I care much about being one in the first place
    i know mamerro: dont want your own wrath to kill you
    i know mamerro: thats bad news
    i know mamerro: like if gods own wrath was so powerful he killed himself
    Mamerroid: hmmm, interesting
    Mamerroid: Does God have the power to commit suicide?
    i know mamerro: but i think god knows enough to not fuck up that bad
    i know mamerro: i think he does
    i know mamerro: but its like the ultimate wrath of god
    i know mamerro: and everything else dies too
    Mamerroid: Yesterday, I went to my fridge, and realized I had some leftovers from a dominican restaurant, sitting next to the cheese and butter. I was so fucking ecstatic
    i know mamerro: how old were they?
    Mamerroid: I jumped up and down like a little boy and ate that shit cold
    i know mamerro: ahahha
    i know mamerro: i like thai food
    Mamerroid: Nah, from the day before
    Mamerroid: Good stuff
    i know mamerro: nice
    i know mamerro: thai is the shit
    Mamerroid: Thai is fucking amazing
    Mamerroid: Indian is my fave though
    i know mamerro: yeah thats good business too
    i know mamerro: i want to open a chinese resteraunt seeing as i am 100% caucasian
    i know mamerro: it would be a hipocrasy
    Mamerroid: Haha, nice
    i know mamerro people would be pissed
    Mamerroid: Itd be dope to open a chinese restaurant, with chinese lettering on the sign and all that, and serve hamburguers
    i know mamerro: and we would serve American cuisine just to throw people for a loop
    i know mamerro: yeah ahahhahaha
    Mamerroid: But, there will be soy sauce at the tables.
    i know mamerro: and duck sauce
    Mamerroid: and thats as chiniese as it gets
    i know mamerro: just things that make no sense
    i know mamerro: and have asian waiters
    i know mamerro: and fried rice with cheeseburgers
    i know mamerro: and tea
    Mamerroid: Really ooooold asian men
    i know mamerro: ahahahha yeah
    Mamerroid: With walkers
    i know mamerro: with fu manchu beards
    Mamerroid: Hahaha, straight up
    i know mamerro: and those conicular hats
    Mamerroid: No, the hats would be the plates.
    Mamerroid: And they would piss people off cause they cant sit flat on the table
    i know mamerro: maybe but that would be creepy
    i know mamerro: ahahhaah YES!
    Mamerroid: Hahaha, leave some hair in em,
    i know mamerro: people would try and scoop out food and the plate would spn like a top
    i know mamerro: soo angry
    Mamerroid: They'd get chopsticks with their burguers
    i know mamerro: yeah
    Mamerroid: But the chopsticks would have sporks at the end
    i know mamerro: maybe
    Mamerroid: Whaddaya mean maybe? How ill are spork chospticks?
    i know mamerro: they would have superballs at the end in my resteraunt
    Mamerroid: Hahahaha
    i know mamerro: making them entirely useles
    i know mamerro: you'd lay it down and it would roll off th etable
    i know mamerro: onto the floor
    i know mamerro: made of dirt
    Mamerroid: Hahahahaha
    Mamerroid: No replacements
    i know mamerro: nope, that would cost 350 yen
    i know mamerro: oh you can only pay in american cash but the denominations are in yen
    i know mamerro: do the math asshole
    i know mamerro: ahahah
    Mamerroid: Yep. Which is bad, cause the only currency we'd deal with is Euros
    i know mamerro: that would be our policy
    Mamerroid: Hahahaha
    i know mamerro: and it would be free all you can eat burger fridays every saturday
    Mamerroid: They get a calculator on the table to aid them, but no batteries
    i know mamerro: TRICKERY!
    i know mamerro: ahahaha
    Mamerroid: CRAZY
    i know mamerro: ANd al the speakers will play is ambient noise shit
    i know mamerro: like burzum and aphex twin
    Mamerroid: Haha, like Merbow
    Mamerroid: Merzbow
    i know mamerro: yeahh
    i know mamerro: Merzbow sucks
    i know mamerro: ahahah
    i know mamerro: its so nuts
    Mamerroid: Hahaha, Merzbow ownz
    i know mamerro: friend allen likes it
    i know mamerro: so we listen to it
    i know mamerro: and i scream at the radio
    Mamerroid: Ive got a couple of tracks around here, I dont even know why. I like to pop em in randomly when Im having parties. Freaks people out
    i know mamerro: yeah
    Mamerroid: I think its damaging my speakers though
    i know mamerro: it has sub audible death tones imbedded in it
    Mamerroid: Yep. I believe it lowers your life expectancy
    i know mamerro: i bet god invented merzbow
    Mamerroid: Or at least your sperm count
    i know mamerro: or both
    i know mamerro: god invented it as a doomsday device gone awry
    i know mamerro: and now you play it at parties
    Mamerroid: Haha, turned out some people dug it
    Mamerroid: If Merzbow doesnt scare unwated people away from my parties, I pop in the idget porn
    i know mamerro: and now god is working on a new device
    i know mamerro: you HAVE THAT!?!?
    Mamerroid: All the cool people stay to watch and laugh, all the idiots get grossed out and leave
    i know mamerro: ACK!
    Mamerroid: Oh yes I do
    i know mamerro: HAHAHAH
    i know mamerro: i thought that was only urban legend.
    Mamerroid: Some of it is going on the Spinfactor tape, please believe it
    i know mamerro: insert like 1/4 of a second clips at climactic moments inthe vido
    i know mamerro: people will be like AHHH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK FUCK MAMERRO
    Mamerroid: Haha, Ive considered doing the whole Fight Club steez. Might still do it
    i know mamerro: yeah
    Mamerroid: But no, I'll make sure I use extended scenes
    Mamerroid: Of course, the ones that can go on a video of this sort
    Mamerroid: Youll see when you get it
    i know mamerro: good deal. this conversation is going on 12 oz.
    i know mamerro: becuase i need to make a post in a sad attempt to gain internet popularity
    i know mamerro: any last words? shout outs?
    Mamerroid: Shout outs to my crew the Rockabillies Crazy Floor Masters
    Mamerroid: And Mel Gibson
    Mamerroid: cant forget Tubby The Tuba
     
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  2. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Poop Man Bob - Replied Oct 14, 2002

    I'm disappointed with myself because I actually read 3/4 of it.
     
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    RAGSOE New Jack

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    RAGSOE - Replied Oct 14, 2002

    same here. the bboy shit lured me in.;)
     
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  4. superstarism

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    superstarism - Replied Oct 14, 2002

    DECEPTICON!!!! hahahahahaha. HA!
     
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