Dirty_habiT Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 http://www.watch.impress.co.jp/akiba/hotline/20030222/image/tooth1.jpg'> Ok, my whole thing right now is like, "wtf". Only in Japan my friends only in Japan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 muahahahahhah! speaking of USB drivers, i need the software for a sony dsc-p3 cybershot so i can upload my flicks onto this new comp i'm using. any help?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted February 21, 2003 Author Share Posted February 21, 2003 >>>> Sony webpage. post more odd usb devices... like vibrators and electric shavers, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 I found an entire family that are USB devices. http://www.micronet.info/image/Ly2/USB-Device-Family.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 anyone willing to give away their USB 2.0? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken E. Bus Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 http://www.enorgis.com/Images/tn_aromajet.jpg'> Smellyvision Is smell the last uncharted territory in computing? Do we all harbour a secret desire to smell the roses of that gardening Web site or sniff damp cellars in our scary computer gaming? Well that seems to be what the folks at AromaJet are hoping. Their new Pinoke USB device squirts smells at you on demand, triggered by the software driver employed at the time. Mmm, interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 i remember hearing about that a few years back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted February 21, 2003 Author Share Posted February 21, 2003 List of USB devices we'd like to see. 1. Universal Sucking my Dick Babes by Osiris 2. USB cold water wet t-shirt squirter by Anonymous Monkey 3. USB hip waders - protection from office bullshit by Anonymous Monkey 4. USB Paycheck (Eliminating those annoying, pesky job things) by Anonymous Monkey 5. USB Girls Mouth by Anonymous Monkey 6. USB Automatic Joint Roller by Anonymous Monkey 7. USB Ball and Ass scratcher by Anonymous Monkey 8. USB de-queef-inizer by Anonymous Monkey 9. Penis Pump by Anonymous Monkey 10. USB Space Time Continuum Inverter by Anonymous Monkey 11. USB nuclear-powered, rocket-firing, plamsa-cannon carrying, heat-seeking vulcan-cannon towing, Laz-E-Boy with a full hydrolic 6 wheel drive system and color coded cupholders would be perfect. Hell, add in a 75MW personal defense shield while you're at it. by Rental01 12. USB abortion clinic by Anonymous 13. USB Drink mixer/shaker by Anonymous 14. USB U Suck Bitch by Anonymous 15. USB 3rd hand by Anonymous 16. USB Counterfiting machine by Anonymous 17. USB Nuclear Cannon by Anonymous 18. USB sock matcher by Anonymous 19. USB Someone to goto work for me by Anonymous 20. USB interactive porno director by Anonymous 21. USB Urinal by Anonymous 22. USB Virtual Reality googles (including hi-quality sound earphones) by Anonymous 23. usb mother extermanator by Anonymous 24. USB Buttplug by Anonymous 25. USB homework stealers by Anonymous 26. hairdresser by Anonymous 27. programable girlfriend by Anonymous 28. robotic massager by Anonymous 29. USB LSD Lab (Woooooooop!) by Anonymous 30. USB fake ID machine by Anonymous 31. USB Nukes by Anonymous 32. USB Coffee Maker by Anonymous 33. USB errand runner (so you don't have to get your ass off the 'puter to get your wife a pack of cigarettes by Anonymous 34. USB gun by Anonymous 35. USB stripper, errrrr, excuse me, exotic dancer. by Anonymous 36. USB vending machine by Anonymous 37. USB TV by Anonymous 38. USB Assault Rifle by Anonymous 39. USB Watches by Anonymous 40. USB drinking glass by Anonymous 41. USB pizza delivery boy by Anonymous 42. USB anus by Anonymous 43. USB vagina by Anonymous 44. USB Dildo? by Anonymous 45. 2 USB port's on Microsofts and Lay-Z-boy's e-cliner for the Lara Croft doll and USB Nurse by Anonymous 46. Escort Service by Anonymous 47. USB Village Idiot (For when you need to hurt someone.) by Anonymous 48. USB Hydroponic Growing System by Anonymous 49. usb bong by Anonymous 50. usb life by Anonymous 51. USB workout by Anonymous 52. USB job by Anonymous 53. USB cybernetic interface - screw keyboards! by Anonymous 54. USB Crocodile . . . Steve Irwin will be eaten alive sometime, why not an electronic Croc? by Anonymous 55. USB "Get me a beer" robot by Anonymous 56. USB power tools by Anonymous 57. USB 5.25 inch disc drive converter cable to prove your status as Uber Geek! by Anonymous 58. USB Port-O-PeePee for when yu just cant get away from that game of Quake by Anonymous 59. USB Boss / Parrent detector by Anonymous 60. USB ass ram 5000 for all those clever slow drivers in the left lane by Anonymous 61. USB motivation by Anonymous 62. USB A.T.M. by Anonymous 63. USB Sports Car Factory by Anonymous 64. dr. pepper machine by Anonymous 65. USB dildo, bundled with dildo-n-discover 2001 by Anonymous 66. A tall blonde with amazing port speeds by Anonymous 67. USB FUFME units by Anonymous 68. USB chair spinner for Wolf by Anonymous 69. USB wife by Anonymous 70. USB blow-job-o-matic from Ronco by Anonymous 71. USB vitamins! by Anonymous 72. USB interactive blowup Lara Croft doll by IO 73. USB fingernail clippers by IO 74. USB Keg by IO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 *believe* ask and you shall receive!!!!!!! http://www.sleeplessknights.com/iPix/line-up.gif'> http://www2s.biglobe.ne.jp/~ubu/iBrator.jpg'> I give you the iBrator you must love me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken E. Bus Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 http://www.mecha.net/iBrator/wimac.jpg'> Welcome to the Revolution: The iBrator. http://www.mecha.net/iBrator/hori.jpg'> Tired of being left in the dust when everyone else in the office has had their orgasm? Feel the power of the new millennium! Enhances Performance! You may have read in health magazines about the benefits of exercising your pubococcygeus (PC) muscles. The list of advantages ranges from reducing labor pains to intensifying orgasms. With the iBrator's new KegelMate feature, you can turn your PC muscles into Power-PC muscles! Fully Y2K compatible! You can safely ignore all of the horror stories of your vibrators suddenly shutting off on January 1st, 2000. With the iBrator you can usher in the new millennium with multiple, quivering orgasms - You won't need to revert to that old analog dildo! REVIEWS: "I came till I cried! I was instantly won over by this vibrator!" "I'm the envy of everyone at the office!" "The iBrator's sleek design and ergonomic contours makes it a winner in my book!" "With my schedule I don't have the time to worry about having to restart my computer if I want to plug in my vibrator. The iBrator is a God-send!" Benchmark speeds: With the improved intelli-speed control and our patented hyper-resonance technology you'll come up to twice as fast as you would using one of the many "beige cocks". Speed: 24X(max) Why USB? Universal Serial Bus (USB) is latest advance in peripheral connectivity technology. Stop worrying about the "daisy-chaining" hassles of yore. The iBrator brings new meaning to the phrase "plug and play." Now, with the power of USB you can connect up to 127 different iBrators for a sweaty, gang-banging marathon! Plus, the iBrator draws power directly from your USB port - no more recharging! APPLICATIONS Situation (8:03AM): Your boss storms into your office and screams, "I need an orgasm within the next five minutes!" Solution: The iBrator's dual thrust motors are ideal for rush jobs. Your boss will be coming in no time. Situation (4:35PM): You've just completed your big report and you're waiting for it to print. You can't get up and walk around because you don't want it to look like you're not doing anything. Solution: The iBrator's multi-tasking capability allows your print job to complete while keeping you "occupied" at the same time. http://www.mecha.net/iBrator/yum_large.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted February 21, 2003 Author Share Posted February 21, 2003 http://www.mecha.net/iBrator/usblogo.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken E. Bus Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 Damn Webster you snuck in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest WebsterUno Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 cuzz Im T-M-C Im dyno-mite! Hey-Hey! T-M-C! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 I want to see someone make a USB cock pump! Nah fuck it, a firewire cock pump! it should come in those cool aple colors too! Bondi Blue Dalmation Flower Power! hahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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