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Odd USB Devices (February Nerd Thread)

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Dirty_habiT, Feb 21, 2003.

  1. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,128 Likes Received: 76

    Ok, my whole thing right now is like, "wtf". Only in Japan my friends only in Japan.
  2. uncle-boy

    uncle-boy Guest


    speaking of USB drivers, i need the software for a sony dsc-p3 cybershot so i can upload my flicks onto this new comp i'm using.

    any help??
  3. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,128 Likes Received: 76
    >>>> Sony webpage.

    post more odd usb devices... like vibrators and electric shavers, etc.
  4. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    I found an entire family that are USB devices.

  5. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 29
    anyone willing to give away their USB 2.0?
  6. Ken E. Bus

    Ken E. Bus Member

    Joined: May 7, 2002 Messages: 311 Likes Received: 0


    Is smell the last uncharted territory in computing? Do we all harbour a secret desire to smell the roses of that gardening Web site or sniff damp cellars in our scary computer gaming?

    Well that seems to be what the folks at AromaJet are hoping. Their new Pinoke USB device squirts smells at you on demand, triggered by the software driver employed at the time. Mmm, interesting
  7. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 29
    i remember hearing about that a few years back.
  8. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,128 Likes Received: 76
    List of USB devices we'd like to see.

    1. Universal Sucking my Dick Babes by Osiris
    2. USB cold water wet t-shirt squirter by Anonymous Monkey
    3. USB hip waders - protection from office bullshit by Anonymous Monkey
    4. USB Paycheck (Eliminating those annoying, pesky job things) by Anonymous Monkey
    5. USB Girls Mouth by Anonymous Monkey
    6. USB Automatic Joint Roller by Anonymous Monkey
    7. USB Ball and Ass scratcher by Anonymous Monkey
    8. USB de-queef-inizer by Anonymous Monkey
    9. Penis Pump by Anonymous Monkey
    10. USB Space Time Continuum Inverter by Anonymous Monkey
    11. USB nuclear-powered, rocket-firing, plamsa-cannon carrying, heat-seeking vulcan-cannon towing, Laz-E-Boy with a full hydrolic 6 wheel drive system and color coded cupholders would be perfect. Hell, add in a 75MW personal defense shield while you're at it. by Rental01
    12. USB abortion clinic by Anonymous
    13. USB Drink mixer/shaker by Anonymous
    14. USB U Suck Bitch by Anonymous
    15. USB 3rd hand by Anonymous
    16. USB Counterfiting machine by Anonymous
    17. USB Nuclear Cannon by Anonymous
    18. USB sock matcher by Anonymous
    19. USB Someone to goto work for me by Anonymous
    20. USB interactive porno director by Anonymous
    21. USB Urinal by Anonymous
    22. USB Virtual Reality googles (including hi-quality sound earphones) by Anonymous
    23. usb mother extermanator by Anonymous
    24. USB Buttplug by Anonymous
    25. USB homework stealers by Anonymous
    26. hairdresser by Anonymous
    27. programable girlfriend by Anonymous
    28. robotic massager by Anonymous
    29. USB LSD Lab (Woooooooop!) by Anonymous
    30. USB fake ID machine by Anonymous
    31. USB Nukes by Anonymous
    32. USB Coffee Maker by Anonymous
    33. USB errand runner (so you don't have to get your ass off the 'puter to get your wife a pack of cigarettes by Anonymous
    34. USB gun by Anonymous
    35. USB stripper, errrrr, excuse me, exotic dancer. by Anonymous
    36. USB vending machine by Anonymous
    37. USB TV by Anonymous
    38. USB Assault Rifle by Anonymous
    39. USB Watches by Anonymous
    40. USB drinking glass by Anonymous
    41. USB pizza delivery boy by Anonymous
    42. USB anus by Anonymous
    43. USB vagina by Anonymous
    44. USB Dildo? by Anonymous
    45. 2 USB port's on Microsofts and Lay-Z-boy's e-cliner for the Lara Croft doll and USB Nurse by Anonymous
    46. Escort Service by Anonymous
    47. USB Village Idiot (For when you need to hurt someone.) by Anonymous
    48. USB Hydroponic Growing System by Anonymous
    49. usb bong by Anonymous
    50. usb life by Anonymous
    51. USB workout by Anonymous
    52. USB job by Anonymous
    53. USB cybernetic interface - screw keyboards! by Anonymous
    54. USB Crocodile . . . Steve Irwin will be eaten alive sometime, why not an electronic Croc? by Anonymous
    55. USB "Get me a beer" robot by Anonymous
    56. USB power tools by Anonymous
    57. USB 5.25 inch disc drive converter cable to prove your status as Uber Geek! by Anonymous
    58. USB Port-O-PeePee for when yu just cant get away from that game of Quake by Anonymous
    59. USB Boss / Parrent detector by Anonymous
    60. USB ass ram 5000 for all those clever slow drivers in the left lane by Anonymous
    61. USB motivation by Anonymous
    62. USB A.T.M. by Anonymous
    63. USB Sports Car Factory by Anonymous
    64. dr. pepper machine by Anonymous
    65. USB dildo, bundled with dildo-n-discover 2001 by Anonymous
    66. A tall blonde with amazing port speeds by Anonymous
    67. USB FUFME units by Anonymous
    68. USB chair spinner for Wolf by Anonymous
    69. USB wife by Anonymous
    70. USB blow-job-o-matic from Ronco by Anonymous
    71. USB vitamins! by Anonymous
    72. USB interactive blowup Lara Croft doll by IO
    73. USB fingernail clippers by IO
    74. USB Keg by IO
  9. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest


    ask and you shall receive!!!!!!!


    I give you the iBrator

    you must love me!
  10. Ken E. Bus

    Ken E. Bus Member

    Joined: May 7, 2002 Messages: 311 Likes Received: 0
    Welcome to the Revolution:

    The iBrator.


    Tired of being left in the dust when everyone else in the office has had their orgasm? Feel the power of the new millennium!

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    "I came till I cried! I was instantly won over by this vibrator!"
    "I'm the envy of everyone at the office!"
    "The iBrator's sleek design and ergonomic contours makes it a winner in my book!"
    "With my schedule I don't have the time to worry about having to restart my computer if I want to plug in my vibrator. The iBrator is a God-send!"

    Benchmark speeds:
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    Why USB?
    Universal Serial Bus (USB) is latest advance in peripheral connectivity technology. Stop worrying about the "daisy-chaining" hassles of yore. The iBrator brings new meaning to the phrase "plug and play." Now, with the power of USB you can connect up to 127 different iBrators for a sweaty, gang-banging marathon! Plus, the iBrator draws power directly from your USB port - no more recharging!


    Situation (8:03AM): Your boss storms into your office and screams, "I need an orgasm within the next five minutes!"
    Solution: The iBrator's dual thrust motors are ideal for rush jobs. Your boss will be coming in no time.
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    Solution: The iBrator's multi-tasking capability allows your print job to complete while keeping you "occupied" at the same time.

  11. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,128 Likes Received: 76
  12. Ken E. Bus

    Ken E. Bus Member

    Joined: May 7, 2002 Messages: 311 Likes Received: 0
    Damn Webster you snuck in.
  13. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
  14. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

    cuzz Im T-M-C
    Im dyno-mite!
    Hey-Hey! T-M-C!
  15. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

    I want to see someone make a USB cock pump!

    Nah fuck it, a firewire cock pump!
    it should come in those cool aple colors too!

    Bondi Blue
    Flower Power!