duh-rye-won Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 Hi boys and girls, here's a story: I've always had this weird little obsessive compulsive thing. Not a hardcore disorder, just one of those little quirks that is a clear indication that my brain is just slightly fucked. As early as I can remember, sitting in front of the TV watching CHiPS or Three's Company, sippin' on a drink with a straw poked into a shiny bag, I can remember doing this weird shit. I'd need to feel like whatever I was doing was symmetrical. For instance, I'd chew an oreo cookie in one side of my mouth, than I'd switch to chewing on the other side of my mouth, chew an equal amount of times, and then swallow. When I was all hopped up on sugar from too many fruit roll-ups and I'd start tapping my kangaroo kicks with the little pouch, I'd need to tap equally with both feet. If I had an itch on one side of my nose, i'd scratch it, but then I'd have this desperate urge to scratch the other side of my nose also. Not a physical itch. A mental itch. I still do the same kind of shit, but I think it was worse when I was a kid. I notice it more when I'm high. I get a little fidgety. Rest the michelob on one knee for too long and I'd feel like I need to switch hands and rest it on the other. No big deal. No one's ever even noticed or called me out on it. Until last night... So I'm humping my girl last night. I just smoked a joint, lettin' my girl ride on top and i'm bein' lazy. It was romantic style, not freaky deaky cumshot in the grill style. Okay, I'm finally getting to my point. My little chinese dumpling starts sucking on one of my nipples. she gives it about 20 seconds, it doesn't do much for me, but whatever. Then she goes back to riding me, completely neglecting my other nipple! The nipple that got the sucky sucky is still wet, the air conditioner is cranking, I'm blazed, and the cool air on the moist nipple is on the forefront of my mind. My other nipple is totally pissed off at being neglected. I can't stand it. It's driving me insane. So I kind of casually give the lonely nipple a pinch. I know. totally gay. Guys should not be tweaking their own nipples during sex. But it wasn't like I was getting freaky on myself, I just needed to restore order and harmony to my unbalanced nipple situation. My girlfriend totally noticed and gave me a little look. Barely perceptible, but it was their. Busted. How embarrassing. What kind of a faggot pinches his own nipples during sex? Anyone have any obsessive compulsive related stories? Any nipple related stories? Anyone pissed that you just wasted your time reading a thread about my nipples? ***NOTE*** Ladies, pinching YOUR own nipples during sex is perfectly fine and sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaCosaNostra Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 Originally posted by iquit I'd need to feel like whatever I was doing was symmetrical. fuckin shit..i am just like this. especially when im wearing a backpack, because of the weight inside. I will take about 10 minutes figdeting and adjusting straps to make sure that it is not even comfortable, but symmetrical....;) :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 no nipple story here. maybe a masturbating story. oh yeah, chewing gum too. or crossing legs. or while standing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 excuse me i just....have to....do something over here....away....from you. bye http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon8.gif'>http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> "click me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaCosaNostra Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 also, [ this jsut happened] i heard this like high high pitched buzzing in my ear..then i punch myself in the ear and my ear stops buzzing:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 oh yeah, when you're in bed lying down on your side. feels boring so you switch sides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaCosaNostra Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 i also have ADD, i think i have a bit of paranoia added in tehre....maybe lik 1 cup paranoia 5 cups add 2 cups ocd 20 cups lazieness 100 cups 12 oz prophet addiction me^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bufme1 Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 damn weirdos,.... i just like to pick my nose a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 Originally posted by LaCosaNostra 1 cup paranoia 5 cups add 2 cups ocd 20 cups lazieness 100 cups 12 oz prophet addiction actually no. that's how you make krink etch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaCosaNostra Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 super- random status^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 stroke it to the east, stroke it to the west... just ugh strooooooke it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 who made that song? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 Originally posted by Swiffer Jet who made that song? Im not telling you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 wow, i used to do all the symetrical stuff, also i would get compulsive habits, like blinking my eyes a lot, making little noises, or moving my neck a certain way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUCK FUSH Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 i have similar tendancies. i have little quirks like that that get ten times worse when im high or drunk. people have caught me doing weird shit, but i dont know if id be as blatant as twisting my nips infront of someone. i try to be less obvious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 I’m much the same way in a lot of respects. I hate when one bites into a sandwich and there’s those batman ears left. I can’t look at them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 funny story, I laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 http://www.machineworks.org/images/movies/titles/i/igorandthelunatics.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 yeah, i was talking about this shit with a friend of mine last night. i'm a stair-counter. i can tell you exactly how many stairs there are anywhere that i go regularly. i don't really do any other stuff, maybne the symmetrical thing every once in a while, but i'll be damned if there aren't six stairs from my front door into the hallway and seven stairs going into my basement. my friend is so far gone with this shit it's unreal. i'd never even noticed until he told me, but now that i know i see it all the time. homie studder steps while he walks so he always steps on cracks with his right foot. his dvds are arranged just so. a few nights after he told me about it, i was at his house and he left the room for a minute. i went around moving things ever so slightly, just to see if he would notice. he had two bottles standing up next to each other - they swapped spots. three papers lined up on top of each other - bottom one on top. moved two of his dvds in the rack. you get the idea. i left a little while later and got a phone call from him on the way home: "what the fuck were you looking for in my room? why were you going through all my shit?" it was pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT funny story, I laugh. forill. i think clarence carter sings strokin it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 I guess my thing is when i watch TV. everything around me had to be pointing towards the screen (no shit) So i take my shoes off and line them up in parallel, facing the TV. and all the remotes are lined up, also facing the screen (granted for a remote to work IT'S GOTTA BE FACING THE FUCKING SCREEN) and sometimes i get annoyed because because i can't decide whether the remotes should line up by their end as they are not the same size, or by their front. iquit, btw : couldn't you have just said "do the other one" ? thus avoiding the ultrahomo mini udder squeezing ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted April 22, 2004 Author Share Posted April 22, 2004 Originally posted by Pinup I guess my thing is when i watch TV. everything around me had to be pointing towards the screen (no shit) So i take my shoes off and line them up in parallel, facing the TV. and all the remotes are lined up, also facing the screen (granted for a remote to work IT'S GOTTA BE FACING THE FUCKING SCREEN) and sometimes i get annoyed because because i can't decide whether the remotes should line up by their end as they are not the same size, or by their front. iquit, btw : couldn't you have just said "do the other one" ? thus avoiding the ultrahomo mini udder squeezing ? dude, i might be guilty of a code 1 homo nipple pinch, but that remote control shit is loony tunes.:lol: i guess i coulda asked, i dont know. she doesnt really speak english. didn't want to get into a big nipple discussion. i don't really like the nipple action anyway. didnt want to give her the wrong idea like i was into it. i was also really blazed. but you're right, i probably shoulda just made her do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 Originally posted by iquit michelob my pops used to drink michelob... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted April 22, 2004 Author Share Posted April 22, 2004 Re: Re: Obsessive Compulsive Nipple Tweaking Originally posted by WebsterUno my pops used to drink michelob... :lol: my fave. delicious, and the bottle is sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 I cant say that i have tweaked my own nipples, but please belive, i will do it during sex next time, see what she says. Haha :lol: But thats a funny story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 Originally posted by bufme1 i just like to pick my nose a lot. You're not crazy till you eat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 my little brother ate his boogers when he was younger. i told mom. she straight beat him down. ..or was it dad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 Iquit is by far the best recent member of this board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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