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Obsessive Compulsive Nipple Tweaking

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by duh-rye-won, Apr 21, 2004.

  1. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    Hi boys and girls, here's a story:

    I've always had this weird little obsessive compulsive thing. Not a hardcore disorder, just one of those little quirks that is a clear indication that my brain is just slightly fucked. As early as I can remember, sitting in front of the TV watching CHiPS or Three's Company, sippin' on a drink with a straw poked into a shiny bag, I can remember doing this weird shit. I'd need to feel like whatever I was doing was symmetrical. For instance, I'd chew an oreo cookie in one side of my mouth, than I'd switch to chewing on the other side of my mouth, chew an equal amount of times, and then swallow. When I was all hopped up on sugar from too many fruit roll-ups and I'd start tapping my kangaroo kicks with the little pouch, I'd need to tap equally with both feet. If I had an itch on one side of my nose, i'd scratch it, but then I'd have this desperate urge to scratch the other side of my nose also. Not a physical itch. A mental itch.

    I still do the same kind of shit, but I think it was worse when I was a kid. I notice it more when I'm high. I get a little fidgety. Rest the michelob on one knee for too long and I'd feel like I need to switch hands and rest it on the other. No big deal. No one's ever even noticed or called me out on it. Until last night...

    So I'm humping my girl last night. I just smoked a joint, lettin' my girl ride on top and i'm bein' lazy. It was romantic style, not freaky deaky cumshot in the grill style. Okay, I'm finally getting to my point. My little chinese dumpling starts sucking on one of my nipples. she gives it about 20 seconds, it doesn't do much for me, but whatever. Then she goes back to riding me, completely neglecting my other nipple! The nipple that got the sucky sucky is still wet, the air conditioner is cranking, I'm blazed, and the cool air on the moist nipple is on the forefront of my mind. My other nipple is totally pissed off at being neglected. I can't stand it. It's driving me insane. So I kind of casually give the lonely nipple a pinch. I know. totally gay. Guys should not be tweaking their own nipples during sex. But it wasn't like I was getting freaky on myself, I just needed to restore order and harmony to my unbalanced nipple situation.

    My girlfriend totally noticed and gave me a little look. Barely perceptible, but it was their. Busted. How embarrassing. What kind of a faggot pinches his own nipples during sex?

    Anyone have any obsessive compulsive related stories? Any nipple related stories? Anyone pissed that you just wasted your time reading a thread about my nipples?

    ***NOTE*** Ladies, pinching YOUR own nipples during sex is perfectly fine and sexy.
     
  2. LaCosaNostra

    LaCosaNostra Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 3, 2004 Messages: 2,191 Likes Received: 0
    fuckin shit..i am just like this. especially when im wearing a backpack, because of the weight inside. I will take about 10 minutes figdeting and adjusting straps to make sure that it is not even comfortable, but symmetrical....;) :D :D
     
  3. Swiffer Jet

    Swiffer Jet Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 14, 2003 Messages: 2,669 Likes Received: 0
    no nipple story here. maybe a masturbating story. oh yeah, chewing gum too. or crossing legs. or while standing.
     
  4. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    excuse me i just....have to....do something over here....away....from you. bye








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  5. LaCosaNostra

    LaCosaNostra Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 3, 2004 Messages: 2,191 Likes Received: 0
    also, [ this jsut happened] i heard this like high high pitched buzzing in my ear..then i punch myself in the ear and my ear stops buzzing:confused:
     
  6. Swiffer Jet

    Swiffer Jet Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 14, 2003 Messages: 2,669 Likes Received: 0
    oh yeah, when you're in bed lying down on your side. feels boring so you switch sides.
     
  7. LaCosaNostra

    LaCosaNostra Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 3, 2004 Messages: 2,191 Likes Received: 0
    i also have ADD, i think i have a bit of paranoia added in tehre....maybe lik



    1 cup paranoia
    5 cups add
    2 cups ocd
    20 cups lazieness
    100 cups 12 oz prophet addiction


    me^
     
  8. bufme1

    bufme1 Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 21, 2001 Messages: 2,340 Likes Received: 2
    damn weirdos,.... i just like to pick my nose a lot.
     
  9. Swiffer Jet

    Swiffer Jet Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 14, 2003 Messages: 2,669 Likes Received: 0
    actually no. that's how you make krink etch.
     
  10. LaCosaNostra

    LaCosaNostra Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 3, 2004 Messages: 2,191 Likes Received: 0
  11. Swiffer Jet

    Swiffer Jet Elite Member

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  12. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,162 Likes Received: 37
    stroke it to the east, stroke it to the west... just ugh strooooooke it..
     
  13. Swiffer Jet

    Swiffer Jet Elite Member

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  14. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,162 Likes Received: 37
    Im not telling you.
     
  15. Swiffer Jet

    Swiffer Jet Elite Member

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