Dirty_habiT Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 Don't lie, you know you've done it... tell your stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eseLokE1uno Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 i like seeing nude chicks jump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 do you mean - on to the bed or up and down on the bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FUGITIVE Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 im so confused? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 http://www.digitalpose.com/mbr/1/11130/p/228660_7776931939370027165_v.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 i remember when i was a freshman in college i used to jump from one girls bed to another in the middle of the night.. if thats what youre talking about. and ive definitely jumped over and across my bed. with my fruit package swangling around.. but i dont know if im even around the bullseye on this one. my nose is clogged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted February 20, 2003 Author Share Posted February 20, 2003 Al Green, that is exactly what Im' talking about. I like jumping on beds I'm not supposed to jump on.... like the owner would be pissed if they knew i was jupming.... so I wait until they're gone and jump jump away. It's alot more fun than those little piss ant workout trampolines.... anway, I want to hear some more stories. I've seen a Pantera video where one of the band members was jumping in the nude on a bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 Nude bed jumping is a good way to suffer from "Ball Slap Shock Syndrome". Sprinting while naked can also result in this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 ball slap syndrome's bad. it's up there with extreme blue balls which i currently suffer from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 Originally posted by El Mamerro Nude bed jumping is a good way to suffer from "Ball Slap Shock Syndrome". Sprinting while naked can also result in this. :lol: I see you speak from experience... beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 when your balls swangle it includes jangling (like bells) and swaying.. like.. swaying balls.. hence.. creating.. the sway back effect. also if its a more up and down motion like bouncing.. you get the slapping as opposed to the sway and slap caused by running or skipping. skipping.. increases.. POSSIBILITY for slap shocking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 oh im all over this!! i think i have some pictures actually... give me a chance to look Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 :rolleyes: Really no one wants to see those... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 ever play sac tag ? wurst tag game EVER:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 Oh fuck you played that game? Im sorry.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 i think i stumbled upon the wrong thread... *run* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 Originally posted by alure i think i stumbled upon the wrong thread... *run* Talk to dirty he'll break you in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 http://www.metal-reviews.com/images/bands/helmet.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 personally ive been liking horizontal line dancing on futons.. but hey begahs cant be chozahs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 Originally posted by Al Green futons... better know as 'flip and fucks' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 no cheap futons are flip and fucks.. asian futons are a different story altogether.. and deluxe orthopedic futons.. are god sexual playground.. im not too picky but i like the third option best. ever slept on a feather bed? ahh.. post coital blis.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faggotassguy Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 naked wild monkey dancing is where its at kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 i constantly play with my vestigial tale. do you think thats freud's 5 stage of development? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skaterzoot Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 Originally posted by Al Green but hey begahs cant be chozahs. they can it just doesnt work very well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skaterzoot Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 i have a waterbed though so it makes it hard to jump on the thing and not feel like your gonna pop it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 Originally posted by Al Green no cheap futons are flip and fucks.. asian futons are a different story altogether.. and deluxe orthopedic futons.. are god sexual playground.. ever slept on a feather bed? ahh.. post coital blis.. yea i have a half metal half wood futon with a 8 inch futon mattress its comfy feather beds are the... woo they are nice one of my exs had one im thinking of fabricating my own futon frame out of metal it would be fucking cool but kinda costly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 im representing a futon, best beds in the world. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 i like my futon over the concrete slab.. concrete slabs are horrible for sleeping and nude bed jumping... whoever thought it was a good idea to sleep on a concrete slab? dumb drunken designers and orthopedic experts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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