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i remember when i was a freshman in college i used to jump from one girls bed to another in the middle of the night..

 

if thats what youre talking about.

 

and ive definitely jumped over and across my bed. with my fruit package swangling around..

 

but i dont know if im even around the bullseye on this one.

 

my nose is clogged.

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Al Green, that is exactly what Im' talking about. I like jumping on beds I'm not supposed to jump on.... like the owner would be pissed if they knew i was jupming.... so I wait until they're gone and jump jump away. It's alot more fun than those little piss ant workout trampolines.... anway, I want to hear some more stories. I've seen a Pantera video where one of the band members was jumping in the nude on a bed.

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Nude bed jumping is a good way to suffer from "Ball Slap Shock Syndrome". Sprinting while naked can also result in this.

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when your balls swangle it includes jangling (like bells) and swaying.. like.. swaying balls..

 

hence.. creating.. the sway back effect.

 

also if its a more up and down motion like bouncing.. you get the slapping as opposed to the sway and slap caused by running or skipping.

 

skipping.. increases.. POSSIBILITY for slap shocking.

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Originally posted by Al Green

no cheap futons are flip and fucks..

asian futons are a different story altogether.. and

deluxe orthopedic futons.. are god sexual playground..

ever slept on a feather bed? ahh.. post coital blis..

 

yea i have a half metal half wood futon with a 8 inch futon mattress

its comfy

 

feather beds are the... woo they are nice

one of my exs had one

 

im thinking of fabricating my own futon frame out of metal

it would be fucking cool but kinda costly

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