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Originally posted by cmeup

i would send a dildo.... but that might be hard to pass through customs..

 

 

Customs? Is Texas or Colorado a country now?

 

 

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

 

 

Anyway.

 

An answer to the question - you're right ... roses are somewhat played out. Go with asiatic lillies or stargazers. My ex used to work as a florist, so I'm pretty damn good at picking out flowers now - I used to have the world's biggest critic on the flowers I brought her.

 

But that's another story altogether, now isn't it.

 

Or ... there are certain companies that will bake fresh cookies and deliver them hot w/ milk to whomever you desire. Tell 'em to put a note in there that says "Thought you might want some sugar."

 

Ha. Supreme gayness.

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