AORAone Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 http://img26.photobucket.com/albums/v78/trendsetter/mr_clean.jpg'> nuff said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 You know what would have been funny? If you'd have got AIDS.... Hahahahaha..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8lover Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 yo tease, thanks a lot for the common sense lesson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 you got "burned"? once before? By that you refer to the fact you got the clap......gross. I could see you rapping in some anti-aids commericial in the eighties.... Yo mah name is tease and I'm here to say, AIDS is wack in a major way! Purple spots on your body Feelin' so sick Don't wish you would have at least covered up your dick? you could be wearing a big puffy jacket and a red ballcap (just like fred durst!) while rapping this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 yo fuck that condom shit i like to fuck nasty crackwhores raw, my favorate is to fuck the dirty girls i meet at the free clinic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Originally posted by E MARTYR so i was just hoping that maybe someone who respects me , looks up to me here... Funniest thing you've ever said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
non-hetero Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Unless you know this girl has aids you shouldn't be getting tested specifically for aids. I'd be woring more about clamidia or genital warts. etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 i dont have to worry. thank god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 basically common sense, but i dont fuck random girls anyway, lets just hope my girl is fuckin guys and then comin back to me...but she's not, so no worries for ol onesecondple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Originally posted by onesecondple no worries for ol onesecondple You know what I've always wondered? Is your name supposed to be like that, or did you just run out of room out the end? Seriously, this is driving me rediculously insane...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 ^^ same thoughts here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rad Pants Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 what about all of the other std's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Originally posted by LENS you got "burned"? once before? By that you refer to the fact you got the clap......gross. I could see you rapping in some anti-aids commericial in the eighties.... Yo mah name is tease and I'm here to say, AIDS is wack in a major way! Purple spots on your body Feelin' so sick Don't wish you would have at least covered up your dick? you could be wearing a big puffy jacket and a red ballcap (just like fred durst!) while rapping this. </span> :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Originally posted by LENS I could see you rapping in some anti-aids commericial in the eighties.... Yo mah name is tease and I'm here to say, AIDS is wack in a major way! Purple spots on your body Feelin' so sick Don't wish you would have at least covered up your dick? rapped while sporting a "high-top" fade with Mc Hammer pants doing jumping-jacks........that would be "fresh"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 congratsola! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 then he'd be all "i've got hivola" and i'd be all "that's like majorly wack for the saggin who wonk you" and he'd be all like "i gotta couple years before the uber-AIDS-ola" and i'd be all like "damn yo." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 I was gonna say that AIDS awareness is so 1980's but LENS did it in a much funnier way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Originally posted by E MARTYR but in all seriousness, you guys really should be using condoms, don't be fucking skeezers, or fucking with sketchy random chicks to much, shit is just not worth fucking up your life for a night of crazy sex. so wrap it up kids. I say this shit to my roommate all the time... he's way too quick to fuck any girl with a nice body and a cute smile... say what you want about me, I love pussy as much as the next guy but I've already went way over double- digits as far as my numbers are concerned and I haven't been burned yet but that average can only hold for so long. So in the past year I've definately put the random game on the back burner and been settling for less frequent ass from more familiar girls who's history I know a little better than the average 30 year old banker-nympho you meet online... Seriously, that whole 1 in 5 thing gave me the hee-bee-gee-bees. I'm not a player 'coz I like my dick alot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Æ° Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 I give him until the next time a woman is willing to give up the ass and he'll be having unprotected sex again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Propaganda Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Your all hardcore with jokes and jestures it seems but you take aids pretty serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 Originally posted by E MARTYR I'm not fucking around with just anyone anymore, not that i ever did, but I'm being 100x more careful now. Hey Tease, I think I missed something... why did you have an AIDS scare in the first place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 Kyle: Guess what guys i have great news! Cartman: You have AIDS? Kyle:No... Kyle: I'm having my birthday party at Casa Bonita and i get to bring 4 friends! Cartman: Awesome! When are we going. Kyle: I said four friends, you're not going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 Originally posted by E MARTYR well i thought i had an std and it turned out to be just a UTI. :lol: That's some Dopie Gillis-ass luck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grasshoppa Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 i hate to say this but condoms don't always stop the transmission of aids. ever wonder why a helium ballon begins to deflate or sag over a period of time? its because the helium molecules escape the thin membrane of the porus rubber (yes laytex is porus otherwise it wouldn't have its elastic physical property). much like the helium, a virus's particles are microscopic and so small that they are capable of transmission through holes in the laytex. it's rare, but fucking plausible that you'll get the hiv virus this way. condoms are only 98%-99% effective after all. http://www.nbc.com/footer/tmyk/images/home_logo.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 Yeah. I just stopped having sex. The only safe sex is abstenance. Hahaha. I feel like such a nerd saying that shit. Any way I thought this thread was either gonna be about R. Kelly or Jacko. That was a real close one. I was fully prepared to put my monitor in a half nelson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 Re: Re: NOT GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Originally posted by 26SidedCube I'm not a player 'coz I like my dick alot. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 Your lucky tease, i copped it. ive had it for bout 2 months now.. it sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 Originally posted by LENS you got "burned"? once before? By that you refer to the fact you got the clap......gross. I could see you rapping in some anti-aids commericial in the eighties.... Yo mah name is tease and I'm here to say, AIDS is wack in a major way! Purple spots on your body Feelin' so sick Don't wish you would have at least covered up your dick? you could be wearing a big puffy jacket and a red ballcap (just like fred durst!) while rapping this. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 very good you finally realized something imporatnt this was a sign from god to stop being a womanizer thou shall not fornicate have a nice day, and do not judge this post just read it and accept bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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