PurpleJargon Posted June 26, 2001 Share Posted June 26, 2001 does anyone else frequently get sudden, gushing nose bleeds? and it seems i always end up using an article of clothing to stop them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubyah Bush Posted June 26, 2001 Share Posted June 26, 2001 yo....what you do, is you hold your nose really tight for a few seconds, then stick a wad of vaseline in your nostril. it works but you feel smooshy. ahh whatever, don't you have it if your bleeding over the sink and it just splashes everywerE? jesus im sick, but those things are gushers sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeoo Posted June 26, 2001 Share Posted June 26, 2001 maybe your head's caving in man, it happens with constant picking....dr.smeoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe' Posted June 26, 2001 Share Posted June 26, 2001 yeah my nose always fuckin bleeds when im asleep... i will wake up and my face will be stained red cause the blood has sitten on my face allnight. fuck nose bleeds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy!wonka Posted June 26, 2001 Share Posted June 26, 2001 living in the desert hardens up your nose..you ever get cracked nose?it fuckin hurts..i have to put chap stick shit all up in there...and the bugers! i see everyone pickin their nose...guys girls it dont matter..everybody has a shit load of bugers in the desert,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleJargon Posted June 26, 2001 Author Share Posted June 26, 2001 yeah. and i always head for the sink. then i pass out from blood loss. i love when i get a nose bleed in a public setting. people go bonkers like i was walking around with dynamite strapped to my chest. pretending you don't know and letting the nose bleed take it's course is also something i love. [This message has been edited by PurpleJargon (edited 06-26-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleJargon Posted June 26, 2001 Author Share Posted June 26, 2001 good lookin out smeoo. now i don't need to see some expensive vietnamese nose bleed specialist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted June 26, 2001 Share Posted June 26, 2001 hahahha......once my boys girl got a random nose bleed in the middle of a car auction.....yeah, i dont know what i was doing there.....one of my many money making schemes before i found the IT industry....bbbbbbllllllliiiiinnnnngggggg!!! ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted June 26, 2001 Share Posted June 26, 2001 Originally posted by PurpleJargon: does anyone else frequently get sudden, gushing nose bleeds? and it seems i always end up using an article of clothing to stop them. maybe you have cancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleJargon Posted June 26, 2001 Author Share Posted June 26, 2001 now i'm sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comp Posted June 26, 2001 Share Posted June 26, 2001 i got a few and it's because i'm heavily allergic to grass, so the membranes in my nose got all thinned out and i was in a very dry area so the membranes broke and i started bleeding. It could be allergies. I'd say get it checked out. Once i woke up afte having a bloody nose and it scared the hell out of me. It looked like i ate someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted June 26, 2001 Share Posted June 26, 2001 im am not joking with this-boxers do this. use hemmoroid cream. its a vasoconstrictor. apply some to a q tip then run it around in your nose. it will stop the bleeding. the things im learning in athletic training. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted June 26, 2001 Share Posted June 26, 2001 oh, you can do this to other small cuts too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleJargon Posted June 26, 2001 Author Share Posted June 26, 2001 i don't get things checked out. doctors are crook bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted June 26, 2001 Share Posted June 26, 2001 Originally posted by Comp: i got a few and it's because i'm heavily allergic to grass, so the membranes in my nose got all thinned out and i was in a very dry area so the membranes broke and i started bleeding. It could be allergies. I'd say get it checked out. Once i woke up afte having a bloody nose and it scared the hell out of me. It looked like i ate someone. that kinda happened to me once..I sneezed so many times that my nose and my throat started bleeding really bad and I was coughing up chuncks of bllod...it was nuts...the last time I got a real nose bleed was when I got punched in the face at a show. it was rad I have it video tape. I didn't even feel it. I was dancing and I got hit no bigh deal I keep dancing and I notice everyone stopped and that I was floorpunching in a pool of blood. it took me a minute before I realized it was me I looked around to see who was bleeding and shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted June 26, 2001 Share Posted June 26, 2001 Originally posted by willy!wonka: living in the desert hardens up your nose..you ever get cracked nose?it fuckin hurts..i have to put chap stick shit all up in there...and the bugers! i see everyone pickin their nose...guys girls it dont matter..everybody has a shit load of bugers in the desert,,, lol its the dry heat drying up bugers clogging up your nasal so you cant breath peeps be picking their noses left and right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoB Hope ONER Posted June 26, 2001 Share Posted June 26, 2001 ive only had one before and it was due to climate/ altitude change. waking up at 15,000 ft does that to a man. i heard nose bleeds are a sign of a true pansy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JinkZ aNd BrainZ Posted June 26, 2001 Share Posted June 26, 2001 fuckin cracked nose sucks ass. i get taht shti when i got snowboardin. and i have to put chapstick on my nose and like my nose will still run and shit it fuckin sucks.... and hurts like a bitch. jinks kra... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*ZEMONEDOE$ Posted June 26, 2001 Share Posted June 26, 2001 ever have to have your nose coderized,i almpost did.but when i found out what it was i imeadeatly said no thanks.they gotta burn you nose canal shut.so ya dont get bleeders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted June 27, 2001 Share Posted June 27, 2001 I only get nosebleeds in front of hot chicks. [This message has been edited by suburbian bum (edited 06-26-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freighthunter Posted June 27, 2001 Share Posted June 27, 2001 it could be allergys...when i wake up i spit up blood,but i think thats from drinken way to much!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleJargon Posted June 27, 2001 Author Share Posted June 27, 2001 Originally posted by BoB Hope ONER: i heard nose bleeds are a sign of a true pansy. this statement is more truthful than you could imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chizm Posted June 27, 2001 Share Posted June 27, 2001 maybe you should stop snorting sugar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoB Hope ONER Posted June 27, 2001 Share Posted June 27, 2001 actually its argyle socks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerk182 Posted June 27, 2001 Share Posted June 27, 2001 too much silver with no mask. graffiti will kill you if you let it. -jerk182 ------------------ Fuck art, We kill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious george Posted June 27, 2001 Share Posted June 27, 2001 i used to get nose bleeds just walking down the street. and i have something wrong with my blood, it doesn't clot as fast as most people. so i would have nose bleeds for hours at a time. after a while, my mom took me to my doctor. he said if i had one more nosebleed like that to come to him. he would have to cut my nose open, and put hot tissue packs or somethin in there to restrain it from bleeding. since then, no nosebleed at all. nada. i swear. i think all the shit the doctor said just scared the shit out of my nose and now it won't bleed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
st.nick Posted June 27, 2001 Share Posted June 27, 2001 for all the hard talk around here, we're still a bunch of nerds with random violent nosebleeds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Optx Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 yeah i get those every now and then.....probably from all those fumes, man i paint too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleJargon Posted June 28, 2001 Author Share Posted June 28, 2001 Originally posted by Jerk182: too much silver with no mask. graffiti will kill you if you let it. i've had them since i was a kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 Originally posted by willy!wonka: living in the desert hardens up your nose..you ever get cracked nose?it fuckin hurts..i have to put chap stick shit all up in there...and the bugers! i see everyone pickin their nose...guys girls it dont matter..everybody has a shit load of bugers in the desert,,, i live up in the desert and i never had problems like that cracked nose shit. boogers yeah-when its windy, my boogers are all dirt. but usually regular dried up boogers. pick my nose all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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