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NOFX Random Quotes Megathread (for those in the know)

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by 26SidedCube, Mar 31, 2004.

  1. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 10
    I figure there's enough and I'm tired of posting
    them all over other threads when they come up
    in my mind. I hardly ever listen to the damn band
    anymore.. and I'm fucking 21 years old but
    for some reason they come up daily as clever
    ways to put things.

    Here goes a few early contributions.

    "You are a hippie,
    You smell like skunk,
    I'm your arch-enemy,
    A middle class punk.
    Get out,
    Get a life,
    Get a job,
    Everyone's smoking grass,
    Everyone is an ass.
    Can't you afford to cut your hair?
    Cause Frank and I will cut it off for free.
    Never trust a hippie,
    They'll sell you bad drugs."

    -Always Hate Hippies

    "Dough - what our lives are lived for Rae - just a crazy aussie, Me - the
    generation forges on. Fa - ther for corporations, Sew - wing our limbs
    together, LA - such a nice place to get shot. But don't forget the t it follows
    liber in the constitution following the part about pursuit... of happiness the
    bi product of colonial precious metal mine extracts which brings us back to

    -Bleeding Heart Disease

    "Blast oxygen masks, smoke filled cabin
    Depressurize, don't be afraid, hold onto me
    We're goin down, but not our love

    Death don't seem so bad, when I'm with you
    My only love, so close your eyes
    Kiss me one last time, We're gonna
    Die, but not our love, not our love"

    -Falling In Love (dying in a plane crash with your girl)

    And I took these off some other page:

    Liberal Animation: Animal Liberation Freedumb: freedom
    Piece: Peace (fight for peace, but where's the war)
    Mike Rakhabit (his name on SM airlines): Day to Daze: day to days
    Five feet under: As opposed to 6 feet under; the guy in the song is almost dead.
    Professional Crastination
    You drink, you drive, you spill:
    Scream for change: Change in the money sense, not the social change
  2. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 3
    yo 26 ur a cool dude and i dont wanna knock ya but u could of just put this in the other thread...its senseless...
  3. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Where are all the stupid people from?
    And how'd they get to be so dumb?
    Bred on purple mountain range
    Feed amber waves of grains
    To lesser human beings, zero feelings

    Blame it on
    Human nature, mans destiny (mans destiny)
    Blame it on the greediocracy (greediocracy)
    Fear of God
    The fear of change
    The fear of truth

    Add the Bill of Rights, subtract the wrongs
    There's no answers
    Memorize and sing star spangled songs
    When the questions
    Aren't ever asked
    Is anybody learning from the past?
    We're living in united stagnation

    Father what have I done?
    I took that 22
    A gift to me from you
    To bed with me each night
    Kept it clean
    Polished it well
    Cherished every cartridge, every shell

    Down, by the creek, under brush, under dirt
    There's a carcass of my second kill
    Down, by the park, under stone, under pine
    There's a carcass of my brother William
    Brother where, have you gone to?
    I swear, I never thought I could
    I see so many times
    They told me to shoot straight
    Don't pull the trigger, squeeze
    That will insure a kill
    A kill is what you want
    A kill is why we breed

    The Christians love their guns
    The church and NRA
    Pray for their salvations
    Prey on the lower faiths

    The story book's been read
    And every line believed
    Curriculum's been set
    Logic is a threat
    Reason searched and seized

    Jerry spent some time in Michigan
    A twenty year vacation, after all he had a dime
    A dime is worth a lot more in Detroit
    A dime in California, a twenty dollar fine

    Jerry only stayed a couple months
    It's hard to enjoy yourself while bleeding out the ass
    Asphyxiation is simple and fast
    It beats seventeen fun years of being someones bitch

    Don't think (Stay)
    Drink your wine (Home)
    Watch the fire burn (Be)
    His problems not mine (Safe)
    Just be that model citizen

    I wish I had a schilling
    (For each senseless killing)
    For every senseless killing
    I'd buy a government
    America's for sale
    And you can get a good deal on it
    (A good deal on it)
    And make a healthy profit
    Or maybe, tear it apart
    Start with assumption
    That a million people are smart
    Smarter than one

    Serotonin's gone
    She gave up, drifted away
    Sara fled, thought process gone
    She left her answering machine on
    The greeting left spoken sincere
    Messages no one will ever hear

    Ten thousand messages a day
    A million more transmissions lay
    Victims of the laissez faire
    Ten thousand voices, a hundred guns
    A hundred decibels turns to one
    One bullet, one empty head
    Now with Serotonin gone

    The man who used to speak
    Performs a cute routine
    Feel a little patronized
    Don't feel bad
    They found a way inside your head
    And you feel a bit misled
    It's not that they don't care, yeah

    The television's put a thought inside your head
    Llike a Barry Manilow, jingle
    I'd like, to teach the world to sing
    In perfect harmony
    A symphonic blank stare, yeah
    It doesn't make you care (make you care)
    Not designed to make you care (make you care)
    They're betting you won't care (you won't...)

    Place a wager on your greed
    A wager on your pride
    Why try to beat them when, a million others tried?

    We are the whore
    Intellectually spayed
    We are the queer
    Dysfunctionally raised

    One more pill to kill the pain
    One more pill to kill the pain
    One more pill to kill the pain
    Living through conformity

    One more prayer to keep me safe
    One more prayer to keep us warm
    One more prayer to keep us safe
    There's gonna be a better place

    Lost the battle, lost the war
    Lost the things worth living for
    Lost the will to win the fight
    One more pill to kill the pain

    Na na na na na
    La na na na na
    Na na na na na
    Na na na na na

    The going get tough, the tough get debt
    Don't pay attention, pay the rent
    Next of kins pay for your sins
    A little faith should keep us safe

    Save us
    The human, existence
    Is failing, resistance
    Essential, the future
    Written off, the odds are
    Astronomically against us
    Only moron and genius
    Would fight a losing battle
    Against the super ego
    When giving in is so damn comforting

    And so we go, on with our lives
    We know the truth, but prefer lies
    Lies are simple, simple is bliss
    Why go against tradition when we can
    Admit defeat, live in decline
    Be the victim of our own design
    The status quo, built on suspect
    Why would anyone stick out their neck?

    Fellow members
    Club "We've Got Ours"
    I'd like to introduce you to our host
    He's got his, and I've got mine
    Meet the decline

    We are the queer
    We are the whore
    In the class war
    We are worker
    We love our queen
    We sacrifice
    We're soilent green

    We are the queer
    We are the whore
    In the class war

    .....the only song/album I ever really got into by them :eek:
  4. thetrooper

    thetrooper Member

    Joined: Jul 13, 2003 Messages: 280 Likes Received: 9
    Hey, some guy's spitting on me, don't spit on me I hate it. I hate it! If you see some guy spit on me, knock him in the side of the head for me, will ya? Quit It! I'm serious You get hepatitis like that. Alright I'm not that puink ok, forget it!
    -End of the live version of Bob
  5. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 10
    Nah, I'll keep this thread around. The other one's about Iggy Popp/ MC5 knock off bands that I don't know the first thing about.

    Pretty much... senselessness is what I excell at. :king:

    Edit: Dazzle did it. I knew someone would. Easily
    their best "song". I wasn't gonna mention that
    until later.. you fucking bastard.
  6. ares

    ares Member

    Joined: Sep 17, 2002 Messages: 979 Likes Received: 8
    My mind is wide asleep, my conscience deep awake. The promises I keep are not the ones I make

    I can't remember what song this is from, but its the one that came to mind.

    Edit: Pump the valuum...
  7. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    I never thought about the universe, it made me feel small
    Never thought about the problems of this planet at all
    Global warming, radio-active sites
    Imperialistic wrongs and animal rights! No!

    Why think of all the bad things when life is so good?
    Why help with an "am" when there's always a "could"
    Let the whales worry about the poisons in the sea
    Outside of California, it's foreign policy

    I don't want changes, I have no reactions
    Your dilemmas are my distractions

    That's no way to go, Franco Un-American
    No way to go, Franco Un-American
    No way to go, Franco Un-American
    No way to go, Franco, Franco Un-American

    I never looked around, never second-guessed
    Then I read some Howard Zinn now I'm always depressed
    And now I can't sleep from years of apathy
    All because I read a little Noam Chomsky

    I'm eating vegetation, 'cause of fast food nation
    I'm wearing comfortable shoes 'cause of globalisation
    I'm watching Michael Moore expose the awful truth
    I'm listening to Public Enemy and Reagan Youth

    I see no world peace 'cause of zealous armed forces
    I eat no breath-mints 'cause their from de-hoofed horses
    Now I can't believe; what an absolute failure
    The president's laughing 'cause we voted for Nader

    That's no way to go, Franco Un-American
    No way to go, Franco Un-American
    No way to go, Franco Un-American
    Where can we go, Franco Un-American

    I want to move north and be a Canadian
    Or hang down low with the nice Australians
    I don't want to be another "I-don't-care-ican"
    What are we gonna do Franco, Franco Un-American
  8. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    My girlfriend tells me that

    It's time to take a bath

    I say, "No, not today, it's only Tuesday"
  9. Crimsøn

    Crimsøn Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 18, 2003 Messages: 2,120 Likes Received: 1
    I think this is their best work, great CD.
    The CD itself is cool as hell too.

    NOFX, more like no talent :lol:
  10. Æ°

    Æ° Senior Member

    Joined: May 12, 2002 Messages: 1,974 Likes Received: 6
    NOFX aren't not good.

    Just kidding!
  11. 2ten

    2ten Member

    Joined: Apr 9, 2003 Messages: 385 Likes Received: 0
    Nofx was pretty much my favorite band for like 4 years when i was younger... I just recently downlo---err purchased like 4 of their albums..

    great shit, makes me feel like a "kid again"
  12. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    I haven't listened to them in so long I can't even remember a whole song! :confused: