Guest bews Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 ive got a joke, why do the call the stomach area on o girl her "waist"?? because theres room for another pair of tits! filth ah ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bews Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 ????? cmon aint nobody gonna reply?? thats funny shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bews Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 hmmmmm hmmm welll apparently im just going to have to talk to myself because nobody is hitting me up for a chat.:confused: :confused: :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuxus Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink. This joke once resulted in a over 600 replies and a few death threats to a poor soul who left his account open on a campus computer system. Yeah, I know it isn't that funny but that's probably because it's true. I liked the "waist" joke. By the way this belongs in Channel Zero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bews Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 ahhh haaa haaaaa ahhhhhh ahhha haah haaaaaaaaaaaa thats great, simple but great yea i guess i did put it in the wrong place though oh well got anything else???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpesOner Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 this post is a WASTE of my time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canfucker Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 blonde joke What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone's been inside a 747!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG T Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 Re: blonde joke Originally posted by canfucker What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone's been inside a 747!! good one!:lol: :lol: :lol: ive heard the other 2 before but they too are classics!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drutagsalot Posted December 15, 2001 Share Posted December 15, 2001 How do u make a blond to laugh on friday?? tell her a joke on monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgresWFO Posted December 15, 2001 Share Posted December 15, 2001 Originally posted by drutagsalot How do u make a blond to laugh on friday?? tell her a joke on monday. HAHAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpesOner Posted December 15, 2001 Share Posted December 15, 2001 Originally posted by drutagsalot How do u make a blond to laugh on friday?? tell her a joke on monday. :lol:HAHAHAHAHA:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eliteLEIT Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 Originally posted by OpesOner this post is a WASTE of my time This post is a GREAT waste of my time.....and think of all the time you could have saved not responding... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 hahaha..bump.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deznatori Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 Chickens have breasts but no nipples. Discuss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyeBddub Posted December 17, 2001 Share Posted December 17, 2001 Originally posted by deznatori Chickens have breasts but no nipples. Discuss Their young don't need milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted December 17, 2001 Share Posted December 17, 2001 and that was that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 17, 2001 Share Posted December 17, 2001 while i read this post i lost 32 more brain cells and gained 3% more body fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted December 17, 2001 Share Posted December 17, 2001 what's the difference between a cheerleader and a bowling ball.... someone finish this joke.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted December 17, 2001 Share Posted December 17, 2001 Originally posted by deznatori Chickens have breasts but no nipples. Discuss "I've got nipples Greg, could you milk me?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted December 17, 2001 Share Posted December 17, 2001 Originally posted by Iris what's the difference between a cheerleader and a bowling ball.... someone finish this joke.... The bowling ball doesent always do want you want it to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted December 17, 2001 Share Posted December 17, 2001 What's hairy on the outside, wet on the inside, starts with a C, ends in a T, and has a U an an N in the middle? A coconut, you suckers!:crazy: :rolleyes: :) :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wakassOATH Posted December 17, 2001 Share Posted December 17, 2001 Originally posted by Iris what's the difference between a cheerleader and a bowling ball.... someone finish this joke.... theres no difference, they both wont stop you from putting yer fingers in em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HAL Posted December 17, 2001 Share Posted December 17, 2001 How do you make an 8 year old girl cry......twice? Fuck her in the ass........then cum on her teddy bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HAL Posted December 17, 2001 Share Posted December 17, 2001 What do you get when you stab a 13 year old girl 30 times? An erection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted December 17, 2001 Share Posted December 17, 2001 Originally posted by HAL How do you make an 8 year old girl cry......twice? Fuck her in the ass........then cum on her teddy bear. oh god i feel dirty laughing at this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HAL Posted December 17, 2001 Share Posted December 17, 2001 Ouija: you have any good jokes? Kema: the shortened version: Ouija: ok Kema: girl wants to borrow the car from dad Kema: dad says suck my dick Kema: girl sucks dick Kema: says this tastes like shit Kema: dad says, oh, i forgot, i let your brother borrow the car already Ouija: hahahahaha Kema: haha Ouija: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a telephone pole? Kema: ? Ouija: a 30 foot cock that wants to reach out and touch someone Kema: HAAHHAHAAHAHAHA Kema: hahhahaha Ouija: ok Ouija: here's a good one Ouija: A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender notices he has a ship's steering wheel sticking out of his crotch. Ouija: So the pirate sits down and says "Yarr...gimme some rum!" Ouija: The bartender brings the rum and says, "Hey cap'n, if you don't mind me asking, what's with that steering wheel?" Ouija: The pirate says "Arrrrrrrr....it's drivin' me nuts!" Kema: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ouija: hahaha Ouija: I like that one Kema: cute Ouija: you know any jokes? Rente: yeah. Rente: a bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods Ouija: ok Rente: the bear turns to the rabbit and says, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur Rente: rabbit says no not at all. Rente: so the bear takes the rabbit and wipes his ass with him Ouija: hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted December 17, 2001 Share Posted December 17, 2001 answer to cheerleader joke.... you can't fit a cheerleader inside a bowling ball.. but..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted December 17, 2001 Share Posted December 17, 2001 Originally posted by HAL How do you make an 8 year old girl cry......twice? Fuck her in the ass........then cum on her teddy bear. this is fucking ruthless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted December 17, 2001 Share Posted December 17, 2001 [quote this is fucking ruthless. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HAL Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 I have the most terrible jokes ever. These are the ones I can tell at parties. Some of the best ones make people recoil in terror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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