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Nigella Bites

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by boogie hands, May 1, 2002.

  1. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    oh my, i never thought there would be a show directly marketed towards me.....a sexy ass older woman cooking food....ZOWEE!!!
    http://www.stylenetwork.com/Shows/Nigella/Gallery/Images/nig1_lrg.jpg'>
    "oh boogie!!! im making your favorite dish......would you mind taking care of "dessert"??".......hehhehe, yeah
    [img]http://www.stylenetwork.com/Shows/Nigella/Gallery/Images/nig9_lrg.jpg'>
    "oh mr. hands....i know i look stupid looking at you through these salad tongs but if its any constelation to you, you can have a look at my amazing middle aged tits"........mmmmmhuh
    [img]http://www.stylenetwork.com/Shows/Nigella/Gallery/Images/nig3_lrg.jpg'>
    "oh boogie hands....why dont you bring your sexy ass in here and taste some of my "clam sauce".......hahahhahha......you know it mah......
     
  2. footsoldier

    footsoldier Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 1,885 Likes Received: 2
  3. SKUMBALUCKAH

    SKUMBALUCKAH Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 22, 2000 Messages: 2,060 Likes Received: 0
    Ahh yes nigella! She is a true UK queen

    Her show is the best, she cooks up some tasty stuff in no time at all too... :love2: yum yummm
     
  4. platapie

    platapie Guest

    is nigella bites teh name of her show?
     
  5. SKUMBALUCKAH

    SKUMBALUCKAH Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 22, 2000 Messages: 2,060 Likes Received: 0
    ^^ yep

    but no teeth are involved when those experenced middle aged lips are in action, trust me! ;)
     
  6. NATO

    NATO Guest

    anything has to be better than delia smith.

    nigella:love: :love: :love:
     
  7. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 9, 2000 Messages: 1,589 Likes Received: 1

    thats cause shes english and doesnt have teeth since shes passed 25, right?:confused:
     
  8. SKUMBALUCKAH

    SKUMBALUCKAH Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 22, 2000 Messages: 2,060 Likes Received: 0
    http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/N/nigella_bites/images/nigella_bg.gif'>

    [img]http://tvone.nzoom.com/programmes/nigella/images/nigella_christmas_mug.jpg'>

    "aha..., change the record sonny"
     
  9. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    oh my....what a sexy, sexy thing she is.....im off to the UK to get married now.......peace
     
  10. NATO

    NATO Guest

    why do americans have such a thing about europeans teeth?
     
  11. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    hahhahha...what? looks like shes pushing a straight set to me......crooked ass teeth are a major no-no over here.....youve been misinformed
     
  12. platapie

    platapie Guest

    i better get thsi show in my hood. ima be pissed if not
     
  13. uncle-boy

    uncle-boy Guest

  14. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,577 Likes Received: 2
    i thought i was the only one who thought she was super sexy , plus she makes good food .
     
  15. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/9133.jpg'>
    "she just cooks food. i am not understand why you are all going crazy for her or things. you are not make the sence? yes."
     
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