duh-rye-won Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 if the wu-tang clan has taught us anything over the years, it's that the more aliases you have, the cooler you are. here are some of mine, as well as some background on how i acquired them and their significance. -DRIFT -given to me by GRASP1 ABK. my old graff partner and mentor. i don't think it had any significance. -DRIFTER -ok we got drifto, driftone, driftola etc. i won't do them all, but this one is a pre-requisite to the next one. -THE LIFTA - given to me by SERKOFF or maybe it was Jober. i guess because it rhymes with drifter and insinuates the use of marijuana. -THE LUMBAJACK -given to me by The Niggamoppa. due to a flannel shirt i was wearing while smoking a blunt and the Moppa saying something like, "Son, you look like a lumbajack with that flannel shirt and all them trees, nigga." -THE GREY GOOSE -given to me by some weird kid who was crashing at my apartment when i lived with Nicky Big Arms. Whenever i would come home drunk he would exclaim, "The Grey Goose has landed!". i think it had to do with me drinking Grey Goose straight out of the bottle one night when he was there, but the details are a little fuzzy. -DON SWAN -given to me by The Niggamoppa. according to N.Moppa, The Grey Goose transforms into Don Swan at night and pulls bitches. -GOOSTAFA THE LYRICAL TERRORIST -i THINK i came up with this one during a drunk freestyle -IQUIT -taken from GRASPER, he was saying once how it would be a dope tag and i agreed and stole it for use on 12oz -JAMESON NEAT / STRAIGHT UP JAMESON -i don't really drink Grey Goose vodka that much. my drink of choice is straight up jameson irish whiskey. i was discussing this with someone, i forget who, and i thought this would be a cool new alias. but no one ever calls you the name you want them to call you. -THUNDERCOCK -this one is kinda personal. i got more, but they're even less interesting than these. you guys got any good ones? -THUNDERCOCK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 Fetii / Fetii Squeegii - From my closest group of friends for the amount of tasteless jokes involving dead babies and afterbirth squeegiis I made growing up. Gretzsky - Given to me by kids in grade school that couldn't remember my name. It stuck and was passed down whenever I introduced old friends to new people. Sure shot steez. Nate Valium - For the overly laid-back demeanor I carry. I genuinely give a fuck about 3 things in life; two aren't you and the remaining one is me. This was originally a mistaken overheard lyric to a song I corrected a friend on rather harshly. Michael Holder - Given to me by a friend I grew up rhyming with "My boy the mic holder..." White Rabbit - Back around '97 I did a lot of stuff that makes you see shit... I used to get pretty frantic/belligerent on the regular. I have more but they're just aliases I use for bullshit that weren't really given to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 sneak - one of my teachers used it to descibe me so i took off the "y" at the end and here we are today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 BREAKIN' BONES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 alot of people call me asshole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 poppy back in high school i used to go home for lunch sometimes if i had a lot of work to do for a class, because i knew if i hung out at school i wouldn't get any of it done (and i lived a few blocks away)... so my friends thought i was going home to jerk off, and started calling me POP, which stood for Prisoner of Penis. that evolved into poppy and has stuck ever since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 Big Dick McGee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 snake-given to me in 2nd grade b/c my first name rhymes with it...there was also a popular wrestler by that name at the time. uncle slappy- kinda an lsd thing....kinda case- shortened version of casek given to me by dj dangerous, mr. bozworth the schoolteacher and lame oner, former crew... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpuerto Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 BIG, BIGGIE, BIG BOY, Daddy Long Stroke, Papi, Papi Chulo, Papine, Super Dick I am sure there are more I have gone by on several occasions, but this is it for now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WrIot Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 tuoo (2 0) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 I've had a bunch of names since my beginning in graffti, so i basically get called any of those names, according to at what period of time i met the person. And in real life, people call by my name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
droptheknife Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 Gabert Ski Mask Vandal Sketchy G Gaberdem Gurns/Gurner All for various odd reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 Jims-I used to go out with a european girl with a heavy accent..she could never get my name right..so she called me this...now everyone call me this J-rock- all the black kids in my nieghborhood call me this for graffiti purposes Scrooge Mcduffs- After being selfish with a big bag of pot i had...my friends started calling me this.. senor grimey- after a cold winter night of terror...i founded the name senor griiimey patrick flannigan- A name i gave the police once...stuck with me ever since.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 dow magic magic d loaksta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 arrowhead p jenson oh yeah, mogli fuck, i think thats it, damn im boring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 my nickname, which i respond as if somebody was calling out my real name, is chimps - as in the monkey.... i have no idea where it originated, but it just came to be.... weird? yes. dumb nickname? yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 Originally posted by chimps@Oct 27 2004, 11:03 AM my nickname, which i respond as if somebody was calling out my real name, is chimps - as in the monkey.... i have no idea where it originated, but it just came to be.... weird? yes. dumb nickname? yes. Quoted post imma start callin you chimps all the time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 Originally posted by onesecondple+Oct 27 2004, 04:06 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (onesecondple - Oct 27 2004, 04:06 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-chimps@Oct 27 2004, 11:03 AM my nickname, which i respond as if somebody was calling out my real name, is chimps - as in the monkey.... i have no idea where it originated, but it just came to be.... weird? yes. dumb nickname? yes. Quoted post imma start callin you chimps all the time... Quoted post [/b] and i will respond.... when i tried to create a member name for 12oz., i tried to do 'chimps' and it was taken. who the fuck wanted the name chimps?! i have yet to see chimps signed on. motherfucker took my name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 Kitty = pet name a la parents Kitten/Kittie Kat/ _my real name_ Kat = a la my pill induced raver days Rizzy/Greesy= Rzy was originally my name, a la WuTang when I was about 13 [yeh, dont fuckin ask man] and so my friends either called me Rizzy or Greeeezy to rat on me Kat = post raver xtina kat = hey, xtina is shorten version. Its my name on a dnb board, and I know most kids on the board in life, so rather than call me by my real name, people started calling me X-Tina. Gatita= means kitten in spanish. I have this habit of speaking/typing random things in spanish cause, well, Im a loser. Gatitties = courtesy of my best friend and him being drunk on margaritas, and iquit randomly called me it one day Gat= shorter version. Yah, something about cats. And, id be pretty cool if I was in wutang with all these damn names, ey? ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 eazy e - Had this since I was a lil jitt in the projects. I got a laid back chill out demeanor and my real name starts with e. Also at same time I can get serious like eazy e did. noodles/seldoon - Was called noodles for the longest when i was young, due to being a scrawny fuck then. Turned it around for my own purposes. blue - sometime name when I used to be in GCD. long time ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 SIXMILL - given to me by one of the bike guys I used to hang with. I used steve austin as an alias once. INTERNATIONAL - given to me by a co-worker when I was dating a flight attendant. KINGPIN - I sprained my wrist on a pub crawl and had to wear one of those braces. once again dubbed by coworkers. MAC DADDY - yes, somebody gave me this cheesy ass nickname. it came right after a break up when I was pretty much hitting on anything with breasts. STATIC - another one from some bike guys. shortened version of another alias. BISQUIT HEAD - Honestly...I have no fucking clue. these are all I can remember right now. I know there are more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippopotamus Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 Piper- from the wrestler roddy roddy piper Pipes- same shit ****- I cant put this nickname in cause its what just about EVERYONE calls me, its taken on a form of being a first name, since i was like in 1st grade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AREANKAY Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 sushi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 Pistol. as in the legendary point guard of yesteryear. sounds catchy and goes with my legal name. among other reasons i wont get into for legal reasons. another nickname is as some of you 'oldtimers' might think from some of my earlier threads. Porno whats funny is i got the nickname in 7th or 8th grade from one group of kids. then i got the same nickname from another group of guys that never knew any of the other kids. now my friends at work call me the samething never knowing heads used to call me that from over a decade ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudebra1 Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 snowflake- i got this name during some drunken night, im blonde so people were refering to me as snowflake the albino gorilla. piss (insert last name here)- dont really know where i got this one, my name is chris so i guess just cause it rhymes.. curly sue (last name)- my hair is usually pretty straight but when it grows out the sides get curly as shit. i have some more i dont remember, my friends like to make up names for people that usually last until something else comes up to make fun of them for... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 nig or nigger. either way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 moses - a strangely stupid street crossing incident my last name said with the sleaziest, heaviest irish accent one could possibly muster joker - dubbed this by my co workers, because of my striking resemblance to matthew modine aka private joker from full metal jacket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 joeslam: i dont remember who started calling me by both my name and tag at the same time. schlep-rock: my sister called me this for years cause i have bad luck and schlep-rock was some dude on the flintstones who always had a rain cloud over him. troll boy: again, by my sister cause i live in the basement and i guess i have trollish qualities scram/joescram: old crew of friends. cause i am annoying and would always want to go out while they wanted to sit around and smoke blunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 Mert Nertson, i got this name from a comic called the "pirana club" and one week in the strip the guy had a joke guest artist named Mert Nertson who couldent draw worth a shit..i loved the name and one day i went to kinkos and had them make me 50 buisnes cards that said "Mert Nertsons Carcass disposal" on the card was a little cartoon of a dead horse and a number i made up on the spot. i handed them out all over school and intown to random people i would talk to..and now my alias is mert. oh and EL MUNDO, we were watching spanish soap operas stond and i made the name up when imitating the show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 D (all of my family and friends have always called me "D" my real name starts with "D" hence, the nickname.) Deto (at first only a few of my writing buddies called me "deto" but now alot of peopleknow me as "deto") Dean (as in James Dean, a girlfriend of mine started calling me dean a while back because of the way i dress and my additude.) Handsome (my friend Mia, started calling me this, now even my dad referes to me as "handsome.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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