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*New Maxim Cover; Marge Simpson*

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Daze One Million, Mar 28, 2004.

  1. Daze One Million

    Daze One Million 12oz Elite Member

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    *New Maxim Cover; Marge Simpson*

    Discussion started by Daze One Million - Mar 28, 2004

    Marge gets sexy Maxim makeover

    Marge Simpson is being given a sexy makeover to appear on the front cover of men's mag Maxim.

    NCBuy.com says the cartoon character will strike a provocative pose in a wet, low-cut dress while scrubbing the floor.

    On the inside pages, Marge changes her trademark hairstyle - letting her blue hair hang down as she waits for Homer in bed.

    Maxim editor-in-chief, Keith Blanchard, says the front cover is a "radical departure for a men's magazine."

    But he adds: "She's the sexiest mama in all of toon town, especially that sexy voice - arrghh!"

    The team behind The Simpsons helped create the sketches for the special forthcoming issue.

    But Maxim says only a third of the covers will feature Marge - the rest will carry a picture of Paris Hilton


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  2. Telo

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    Telo - Replied Mar 28, 2004

    yeha i got the new maxim.. definetly NOT marge simpson. the new cover is DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPEEEE.. Although there is something stupid on the inside about marge.

    EDIT* wait.. 1/3 are marge simpson? SHIT I GOTTA GET ME ONE OF THOSE!!
     
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  3. WebsterUno

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    WebsterUno - Replied Mar 28, 2004

    can you say...collectors item! :idea:
     
  4. Daze One Million

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    Daze One Million - Replied Mar 28, 2004

    no doubt, i was going to get me a copy but had no money on me, but reguardless i thought it was really cool that they had marge on there...fuck paris hilton
     
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    Overtime - Replied Mar 28, 2004

    yes, paris hilton needsa get hit by a train....and thats dope that marge mad eit
     
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  6. duh-rye-won

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    duh-rye-won - Replied Mar 28, 2004

    cartoon food always looks so fucking delicious. like when some turkey aroma just wafts through the air and picks motherfuckers up by their noses. that shit makes me hungry. and cartoon bitches most def make me horny too. remember the rescue rangers? that little mouse bitch had such a sick pair of tits. soooo hot. i'll rub one out for marge just like i do for all my maxim bitches.
     
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  7. synaps

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    synaps - Replied Mar 28, 2004

    my sub came with ms. hilton on it ... marge is in it though

    she does look pretty hot


    using that issue as a mousepad atm actually
     
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    DETO - Replied Mar 29, 2004

    i got the Paris Hilton cover in the mail, but today while at the grocry store i saw the one with Marge, thought it was cool and grabed a copy as well as the new Blender.
     
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  9. WebsterUno

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    WebsterUno - Replied Mar 29, 2004

    *believe*


    :lol:

    Jessica rabbit got it goin on...
     
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    WebsterUno - Replied Mar 29, 2004

    *believe*

    http://www.maximonline.com/shared_images/maxim_cover.gif'>

    yeah!!
     
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    duh-rye-won - Replied Mar 29, 2004

    i'd rather fuck marge. but then i'd like to whip it out and nut in paris' eyes and make her cry.
     
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    Kr430n5_666 - Replied Mar 29, 2004

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    CHECK OUT THIS BITCH OH MAN I'D FUCKING TOUCH THAT SHIT HELL YES BROTHER
     
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    synaps - Replied Mar 29, 2004


    i don't think she'd cry as much as she would enjoy it
     
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    LesboQueef - Replied Mar 29, 2004

    ~(_8( |) doh!
     
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    26SidedCube - Replied Mar 29, 2004

    Fuck MAXIM. I buy STUFF.
     
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