synaps Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Link Norway to launch 'Homo Light' for gays AFP Tuesday, July 12, 2005 OSLO, (AFP) - Norwegian homosexuals are set to launch their own soda brand, "Homo light", at an upcoming gastronomic festival, in the hope that it will help promote tolerance, one of the authors of the project said yesterday. "The goal is not for us to make money but to make us more visible and accepted," Oeystein Mauritzen told AFP. Pear-flavored and pink, "Homo Light" will go on sale as a one-time offer at a stand at a gastronomic festival in the southwestern town of Stavanger between July 27 and 30. Along with the soda, which will be sold in half-litre (about a pint) bottles for 20 kroner (three dollars, 2.50 euros), the group will sell rainbow-coloured pasta salads. Norway, which has allowed homosexuals to form marriage-like partnerships since 1993, is one of the world's most liberal countries when it comes to gay rights. The current coalition government ironically combines Prime Minister Kjell Magne Bondevik, a Lutheran minister of the Christian Democratic Party who has come out against the partnership law, and openly gay Finance Minister Per-Kristian Foss of the Conservative Party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 oh man, that just made me laugh out loud. can i get a homo light, please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted July 19, 2005 Author Share Posted July 19, 2005 it's a shame there isn't any full flavoured homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 will i turn homo if i drink one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Hahaha,funny shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornpone Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Originally posted by fatalist@Jul 19 2005, 06:48 PM will i turn homo if i drink one? Quoted post most likely... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 MAN THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS, HOMO SODA? AND NIGGAS ARE CALLING IT "HOMO" DAMN B. WHATS NEXT? FAG MENTHOLS? AND HERE'S A QUESTION FOR YOU NIGGAS, IF YOU WERE DUMB THIRSTY, BUT WERE IN A ROOM FULL OF YOUR NIGGAS, AND PHOTOGRAPHERS AND THE ONLY DRINK AVAILABLE WAS A PINK CAN OF "HOMO LIGHT"...WOULD YOU DRINK IT IN FRONT OF YOUR HOMIES AND LET THE PHOTOGS TAKE FLICKS OF YOU? YOU NIGGAS PROBABLY WOULD, TO BE "IRONIC" WHILE YOU WEAR YOUR GIRLPANTS. DAMN. NEVERMIND. MEROOOOOO CANT A YOUNG MAN GET MONEY ANYMORE?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted July 19, 2005 Author Share Posted July 19, 2005 i wonder if an LTD batch of HOMO Dark or HOMO Pale will ever come out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AREANKAY Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 i drink pink vitamin water the *fusion* one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAGS156 Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 SCHMITS GAY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Originally posted by AREANKAY@Jul 19 2005, 02:45 PM i drink pink vitamin water the *fusion* one Quoted post YOU GOTTA FUCK WITH THAT FORMULA 50 SHIT NIGGA. GgGgGg!!! MEROOO DRINK IT NIGGAAAA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 hahaha.... i think The Game would FUCK up 50 in real life... that guy came outta NWA...(the real Street Gang) and seems more real.. i mean anyone can get shot, but did 50 get shot in a gang shoot out? or did he have beef he couldnt handle?.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 i would drink the homo drink if it tasted good. why the fuck not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gren1 bnc Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Originally posted by iloveboxcars@Jul 19 2005, 10:34 PM i would drink the homo drink if it tasted good. why the fuck not? Quoted post word! thats what i was thinking. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 What the fuck is a gastronomic festival? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Ah: Gastronomy is the study of relationship between culture and food. It is often thought erroneously that the term gastronomy refers exclusively to the art of cooking (see Culinary Arts), but this is only a small part of this discipline: it cannot always be said that that a cook is also a gourmet. Gastronomy studies various cultural components with food as central axis. Thus it is related to the Fine Arts and Social Sciences, and even to the Natural Sciences in terms of the nutritional system of the human body. A gourmet's principal activities involve discovering, tasting, experiencing, researching, understanding, and writing about foods. Gastronomy is threfore an interdisciplinary activity. Good observation will reveal that around the food, there exists dance, dramatic arts, painting, sculpture, literature, architecture, and music; in other words, the Fine Arts. But it also involves physics, mathematics, chemistry, biology, geology, agronomy, and also anthropology, history, philosophy, psychology, and sociology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nozaki Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 i work for a cable tv company and every once in a while we'll get free stuff from like hbo and stuff...well the one day they were passing out free "gay games" chapstick. yeah, and you thought the special olympics were retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 "Homo lizzight, for the nigga whos asshole isn't tizzight!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtorder Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Originally posted by iloveboxcars@Jul 19 2005, 04:34 PM i would drink the homo drink if it tasted good. why the fuck not? Quoted post GAYA GAYA GAY A GAY GAY GAY GAY HOMO LOOKIS THIS IS A HOMOGAY GAY GAYYY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted July 19, 2005 Author Share Posted July 19, 2005 being that fags are making it, i'd say it's probably safe to assume the shits going to be delicious. i'd give it a go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 i heard you have to kiss a guy infront of the cashier before you can buy this shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Originally posted by cloner@Jul 19 2005, 03:46 PM i heard you have to kiss a guy infront of the cashier before you can buy this shit. Quoted post Ah yes, the homo id test. <OBJECT CLASSID='clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000' WIDTH=150 HEIGHT=150><PARAM NAME=MOVIE VALUE=http://img76.exs.cx/img76/3480/swfokkk1me.swf><PARAM NAME=PLAY VALUE=TRUE><PARAM NAME=LOOP VALUE=TRUE><PARAM NAME=QUALITY VALUE=HIGH><EMBED SRC=http://img76.exs.cx/img76/3480/swfokkk1me.swf WIDTH=150 HEIGHT=150 PLAY=TRUE LOOP=TRUE QUALITY=HIGH></EMBED></OBJECT> Never gets old... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Originally posted by synaps@Jul 19 2005, 06:45 PM it's a shame there isn't any full flavoured homo Quoted post Ahahahahah.. I really have no opinion on this shit, trivial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 I keep it rail with the Bartles and James, thanks much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 "rainbow colored pasta salads" Those were the funniest words in that whole article! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 "Even i think this is pretty gay..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decu goldyn1 Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 Pear flavored and pink - haha The beverage industry is the gateway to being accept into society? I'm still waiting on nigger bars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted July 20, 2005 Author Share Posted July 20, 2005 Originally posted by decu goldyn1@Jul 20 2005, 05:11 AM I'm still waiting on nigger bars. Quoted post i'll take you down the bayou in lou-an and show you a grip of 'nigger bars' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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