Pfffffffffft Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 http://hitman.us/main.html :shook: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 I started to go to that site, then I thought better of it. Since I'm at work. Don't want to give the wrong impression. Cuz I ain't no terrrrorrrist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dojafx Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 off the greatest hits: 1 -- Shrunken Head Identified as That of a Corporate Big Wig 2 -- Unidentified Human Remains Found in Can of Dog Food 3 -- Olympic Medallist Dies in Failed Suicide Attempt 4 -- Used-car Dealer Drowns in Public Restroom 5 -- Prominent Local Politician Dies in a Whorehouse 6 -- Parachutist Falls to his Death as Chute Fails to Open 7 -- Chef Found Roasted (With Stuffing) Inside Own Oven 8 -- Rapist Released on a Technicality Found Technically Dead 9 -- Surgeon Dies in Apparent Self-surgery Attempt 10 -- Poet Commits Suicide by Firing Two Rounds into Own Head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
source Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 i can think of a few people.....but $50,000 is a little over my budget. ill call the body snatchers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 Speaking of hitmen anyone ever play the game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 I can't see this being serious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 go to a hype. get the half a rock now half a rock later plan. Costs a lot less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiLL Or DiE Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 We offer discounts for packages of three hits or more, as long as the marks are all grouped together in one geographic location, and as long as our services have to be rendered all within the same timeframe. Woohoo, they take Visa and Mastercard.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 Hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 They have gift certificates available. also, they ask that you sign your organ donor cards immediately... "Each day about 70 people receive an organ transplant, but another 16 people on the waiting list die because not enough organs are available. How can you look at your face in a mirror, knowing that someone could die just because you didn't sign your organ donor card while there was still time. If you procrastinate, you are no better than a common criminal. Stop procrastinating - take action now!" hitman website...organ donation...saving lives...m i n d f u c k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREENOJOS Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 ebay > hitman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
technikal Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 The website is run and funded by the f.b.i. As soon as you enter that credit card number, its all over, you're in court. End of story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuck muni Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 hahahah the testimonials are fucking hillarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 you so silly girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 "I met my wife through RussianBrides.com... and things didn't quite go as planned. Right after she got her Green Card she started acting up and wanted to leave. She was threatening to take the house, the car, the kids and a big chunk of my money. When she said she was going to see a lawyer, I finally decided to contact HITMAN. She ended up seeing a pathologist, instead. Ironically, the whole thing didn't cost me a penny. After I paid HITMAN for their services, I collected ten time as much from my wife's life insurance." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamAlmighty Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 I wonder if they charge more for Bush... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gone gone forever Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Mar 9 2005, 10:31 PM Speaking of hitmen anyone ever play the game? Quoted post yeh i had it on pd2, fort it was pretty gd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Even though theres a buncha people id rather never see again , if i ever went through with something like that id feel so guilty afterwards for the rest of my life . So now i wsh ppl that i hate would just move far far away, But nowhere nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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