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off the greatest hits:

 

1 -- Shrunken Head Identified as That of a Corporate Big Wig

 

2 -- Unidentified Human Remains Found in Can of Dog Food

 

3 -- Olympic Medallist Dies in Failed Suicide Attempt

 

4 -- Used-car Dealer Drowns in Public Restroom

 

5 -- Prominent Local Politician Dies in a Whorehouse

 

6 -- Parachutist Falls to his Death as Chute Fails to Open

 

7 -- Chef Found Roasted (With Stuffing) Inside Own Oven

 

8 -- Rapist Released on a Technicality Found Technically Dead

 

9 -- Surgeon Dies in Apparent Self-surgery Attempt

 

10 -- Poet Commits Suicide by Firing Two Rounds into Own Head

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also, they ask that you sign your organ donor cards immediately...

 

"Each day about 70 people receive an organ transplant, but another 16 people on the waiting list die because not enough organs are available. How can you look at your face in a mirror, knowing that someone could die just because you didn't sign your organ donor card while there was still time. If you procrastinate, you are no better than a common criminal. Stop procrastinating - take action now!"

 

hitman website...organ donation...saving lives...m i n d f u c k

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"I met my wife through RussianBrides.com... and things didn't quite go as planned. Right after she got her Green Card she started acting up and wanted to leave. She was threatening to take the house, the car, the kids and a big chunk of my money. When she said she was going to see a lawyer, I finally decided to contact HITMAN. She ended up seeing a pathologist, instead. Ironically, the whole thing didn't cost me a penny. After I paid HITMAN for their services, I collected ten time as much from my wife's life insurance."

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