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Ok so im in my photo class and this girl comes up to me(cute not hella hot, black hair, skinny, stupid, well they all are) and askes me where she can find some weed. I smile and tell her i slang and she freaks out hella happy and shit but tells me theres still a problem. she doesnt have any money till next week and she really wants to get high. I tell her I dont really care and walk away. she comes running over and says "wait is there any kind of favor i could trade for some?" of coures i say yes and kindly escort her back to my house where she sucks my dick. this is the start of a beautiful relationship. soon shes sucking and fucking my dick every day and get this: she LOVES sucking dick. she loves it so much she pays me money everytime she does it. sometimes 10 and sometimes 50 so i keep her around(of course) so for the last two weeks shes been buying large amounts of shit from me. fucking me and giving me money and best of all she acts like im a god. i talk shit to her all day and all she does is fuck me. buys me breakfeast buys me paint buys me a new tv. all with money she steals from her parents. IM LOVING IT. so anyway im trying to figure out how i could maybe pimp this girl out to other guys but i really dont know how to ask her. i just want to make more money off her but i dont know how to go about bringing it up. i really dont want to lose her cause of all the money she gives me but i figure she could be making me hundreds if i could pimp her.....any sugestions??

 

this is the girl along with a few graff flix so your not SO pissed about reading all this garbage

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ok for some reason the pictures were deleted for a minute but now there back on....can a mod tell me what happened?

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oh shit.

Are you niggaz retarded? this thread is hot as fuck! graff, a dream come true story, and a naked bitch with a bong mask and graff on her chest. this is the best thread ever!

 

about pimping the bitch, I think youll have to get in touch with local pimps and ask around, get in touch with a hooker and ask her how she was pimped.

tell your girl that i she really likes you shell do anything, and so pimp her.

shit what city you in? Id take a blowjob from her for $20

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If a pimp is what you wanna be,

you're gonna have to learn pimpology,

pimpology, a pimp's profession,

never be affected by the great depression

so if you want to be giant sized

come to my school and get pimpmatized.

In your school what do they teach?

english math and history.

Pimpin game you can learn

and if you do you will earn

a pimp diploma just for you

for learnin what youre taught when you come to school

lesson number one, you should know,

NEVER LOVE A BITCH, OR A HOE!

lesson two tells you to do

only one thing: ACT COOL!

lesson three, breakin a bitch

if she's poor or if she's rich,

if your game is off the heart

it shouldn't take long to break the broad.

lesson fo' keep ya hoe,

it's the most important thing to know

cuz i pimp or die, beeitch, im like the mack,

ridin round oakland ina cadillac.

but on the other hand if ya just can pimp,

and the hoes keep treating you like a simp,

i dont know what to say about you boys,

you better go to the store and buy some toys...

cuz you can't play this game.

 

The Infamous Too $hort

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first off i want more photos, i wanna see this girl with markers up her ass, poseing with spraypaint i want the works

 

 

dude you got it good...!!! dont mess it up...treat her nice...

 

i wouldent pimp her cuzs i mean thats kinda gross if your stile going to be geting sexual favors from her

 

and third post more pictrues

 

 

 

 

you -:king:

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yeah i can do that. shell come over tomorrow and ill get more pictures....no puss shots though i dont really want to stare at that too much...and no those arnt track marks....

 

i cant believe people are complaining when i provided tit shot AND graffiti jesus! what more do you want (besides pussy shots)

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Pimp by Iceberg Slim (Available at Amazon.com or your local library)

 

The first thing you need to know about pimpin' is that it aint no weak mans game to get into, and it ain't all about feather hats, fur coats and gold chains. You gotta keep a bitch in line, you need to run up in her like you've never run up in her before and then when shes still shivering tell her your friend wants to hit it and see how she reacts, if shes down for that, then you can take some loot for "hooking them up." Then explain to her that if she like sex and she's giving it away she might as well get something from it. Most pimps keep their hoes coked up or spiking so they don't give a fuck what they're doing, that way she'll do whatever to get another hit. This is pretty fucked up, but if you're considering turning out some girl that obviously likes you a lot its pretty clear morals aren't your highest priority. You might be able to pull it off, but you have to have NO LOVE, and you said the word love like 3 times in your post... I wouldn't even try if I were you...

 

Milton, advice on errrthang...

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