KillPretty Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 Ok so im in my photo class and this girl comes up to me(cute not hella hot, black hair, skinny, stupid, well they all are) and askes me where she can find some weed. I smile and tell her i slang and she freaks out hella happy and shit but tells me theres still a problem. she doesnt have any money till next week and she really wants to get high. I tell her I dont really care and walk away. she comes running over and says "wait is there any kind of favor i could trade for some?" of coures i say yes and kindly escort her back to my house where she sucks my dick. this is the start of a beautiful relationship. soon shes sucking and fucking my dick every day and get this: she LOVES sucking dick. she loves it so much she pays me money everytime she does it. sometimes 10 and sometimes 50 so i keep her around(of course) so for the last two weeks shes been buying large amounts of shit from me. fucking me and giving me money and best of all she acts like im a god. i talk shit to her all day and all she does is fuck me. buys me breakfeast buys me paint buys me a new tv. all with money she steals from her parents. IM LOVING IT. so anyway im trying to figure out how i could maybe pimp this girl out to other guys but i really dont know how to ask her. i just want to make more money off her but i dont know how to go about bringing it up. i really dont want to lose her cause of all the money she gives me but i figure she could be making me hundreds if i could pimp her.....any sugestions?? this is the girl along with a few graff flix so your not SO pissed about reading all this garbage http://pics.fotango.com/pictures/0400527994_001P.jpg'> http://pics.fotango.com/pictures/0400527994_002P.jpg'> http://pics.fotango.com/pictures/0400527994_003P.jpg'> http://pics.fotango.com/pictures/0400527994_004P.jpg'> http://pics.fotango.com/pictures/0400527994_005P.jpg'> http://pics.fotango.com/pictures/0400527994_006P.jpg'> http://pics.fotango.com/pictures/0400527994_008P.jpg'> http://pics.fotango.com/pictures/0400527994_009P.jpg'> http://pics.fotango.com/pictures/0400527994_010P.jpg'> http://pics.fotango.com/pictures/0400527994_011P.jpg'> http://pics.fotango.com/pictures/0400527994_012P.jpg'> http://pics.fotango.com/pictures/0400527994_013P.jpg'> http://pics.fotango.com/pictures/0400527994_015P.jpg'> http://pics.fotango.com/pictures/0400527994_016P.jpg'> ok for some reason the pictures were deleted for a minute but now there back on....can a mod tell me what happened? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 Insert Mam's ridiculously large red arrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuck muni Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 HAHA YO MAN ARE YOU IN THE BAY AREA?? HIT ME UP IM DOWN FOR A 20$ BLOWJOB HAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 i never thought a thread with young perky breasts could suck so bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 So the graf pictures have to do with.....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillPretty Posted March 8, 2004 Author Share Posted March 8, 2004 wouldnt think youd want to see that. i know i dont want to flick it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ounceaddict Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 oh shit. Are you niggaz retarded? this thread is hot as fuck! graff, a dream come true story, and a naked bitch with a bong mask and graff on her chest. this is the best thread ever! about pimping the bitch, I think youll have to get in touch with local pimps and ask around, get in touch with a hooker and ask her how she was pimped. tell your girl that i she really likes you shell do anything, and so pimp her. shit what city you in? Id take a blowjob from her for $20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 yeah right, you klnow you fliked it. post up kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 I wouldnt want any of that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Tanner Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 If a pimp is what you wanna be, you're gonna have to learn pimpology, pimpology, a pimp's profession, never be affected by the great depression so if you want to be giant sized come to my school and get pimpmatized. In your school what do they teach? english math and history. Pimpin game you can learn and if you do you will earn a pimp diploma just for you for learnin what youre taught when you come to school lesson number one, you should know, NEVER LOVE A BITCH, OR A HOE! lesson two tells you to do only one thing: ACT COOL! lesson three, breakin a bitch if she's poor or if she's rich, if your game is off the heart it shouldn't take long to break the broad. lesson fo' keep ya hoe, it's the most important thing to know cuz i pimp or die, beeitch, im like the mack, ridin round oakland ina cadillac. but on the other hand if ya just can pimp, and the hoes keep treating you like a simp, i dont know what to say about you boys, you better go to the store and buy some toys... cuz you can't play this game. The Infamous Too $hort Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 BEST THREAD EVER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ounceaddict Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle BEST THREAD EVER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 first off i want more photos, i wanna see this girl with markers up her ass, poseing with spraypaint i want the works dude you got it good...!!! dont mess it up...treat her nice... i wouldent pimp her cuzs i mean thats kinda gross if your stile going to be geting sexual favors from her and third post more pictrues you -:king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 are those track marks on her arm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 :confused: she has black and blues all over her legs and arms...even boob? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 http://pics.fotango.com/pictures/0400527994_006P.jpg'> heighroglyphics owns those? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillPretty Posted March 8, 2004 Author Share Posted March 8, 2004 yeah i can do that. shell come over tomorrow and ill get more pictures....no puss shots though i dont really want to stare at that too much...and no those arnt track marks.... i cant believe people are complaining when i provided tit shot AND graffiti jesus! what more do you want (besides pussy shots) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 whats your issue with looking at her vagina? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillPretty Posted March 8, 2004 Author Share Posted March 8, 2004 i dont care about looking at it i just dont want to STARE at it....which i would need to do in order to post it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 Originally posted by KillPretty ...what more do you want (besides pussy shots) hmmm.....i dunno....morals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TranceStoner Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 Originally posted by iquit whats your issue with looking at her vagina? LOL. nice thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 Originally posted by KillPretty i dont care about looking at it i just dont want to STARE at it....which i would need to do in order to post it Fuck kid, what kind of pimp can't stare at his hoe's pussy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 Originally posted by KillPretty i dont care about looking at it i just dont want to STARE at it....which i would need to do in order to post it OK. i like gettin up close and personal. i play gynecologist n shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ment2 Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 my friend youve allready found yourself in a great deal of good fortune, if you're telling the truth. you really shouldnt push it, i can pretty much garauntee you'll lose what you have trying to get more out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ment2 Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 red x's man, IM NOT FEELING IT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 Pimp by Iceberg Slim (Available at Amazon.com or your local library) The first thing you need to know about pimpin' is that it aint no weak mans game to get into, and it ain't all about feather hats, fur coats and gold chains. You gotta keep a bitch in line, you need to run up in her like you've never run up in her before and then when shes still shivering tell her your friend wants to hit it and see how she reacts, if shes down for that, then you can take some loot for "hooking them up." Then explain to her that if she like sex and she's giving it away she might as well get something from it. Most pimps keep their hoes coked up or spiking so they don't give a fuck what they're doing, that way she'll do whatever to get another hit. This is pretty fucked up, but if you're considering turning out some girl that obviously likes you a lot its pretty clear morals aren't your highest priority. You might be able to pull it off, but you have to have NO LOVE, and you said the word love like 3 times in your post... I wouldn't even try if I were you... Milton, advice on errrthang... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 its easy to find hoes like that..i wouldnt ever put my dick inside one though..not without atleast 5 lambskins. :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 well consider your options. you can either keep the skank and get that brain all the time, or you can say "bitch you betta fuck these niggas and gimme my money!" you cant have your cake and eat it too. post pussy flix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 ps your thread is wonderful. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillPretty Posted March 8, 2004 Author Share Posted March 8, 2004 yeah for some reason all my pictures disappeared? uh i dont know what to do ill try to put them back on.....did a mod do this for some reason or what?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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