Guest beardo Posted September 4, 2001 Share Posted September 4, 2001 i guess i just didnt think any of them were good/funny tell me those arent real possible slogans. could just be a case of back to work grouchiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tow up from tha flow up ! Posted September 4, 2001 Share Posted September 4, 2001 Put on a jimmy, before you do the horizontal shimmy. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> ------------------ PRUDE - If I had nuts, you'd be on 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted September 4, 2001 Share Posted September 4, 2001 wrap it before you tap it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted September 4, 2001 Share Posted September 4, 2001 the thing is, those were all fucking stupid. maybe its the fact that ive been having (actual) sex (with a parter) for more than a decade now and thus the novelty of 'getting some' has completely worn off, but honestly, those were embaressingly bad. i not only felt bad that i was duped into clicking this topic, but i was also feeling bad for for the fact that you actually thought these funny enough to re-post. even sudz wouldnt think this shit was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.W.F UNABOMBER Posted September 4, 2001 Share Posted September 4, 2001 raw!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted September 4, 2001 Share Posted September 4, 2001 seeking> yea, there just stupid. i think its a junior high thing. im bored of " getting some" too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cracked ass Posted September 4, 2001 Share Posted September 4, 2001 My game is so bad, my condoms went past the expiration date unused so I had to throw em out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brown twinkie Posted September 4, 2001 Share Posted September 4, 2001 jeez........poor cracked. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted September 4, 2001 Share Posted September 4, 2001 this is the kind of stuff that pops up in my mail box. But I think I am with cracked on the lack of booty...saturday was one year since the last time I even saw a girl completely naked and in person. sad isn't it?..an attractive guy like myself (zack morris) can't even get a girl to look at him...i think I am going to go crawl into a few bottles of bud light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted September 4, 2001 Share Posted September 4, 2001 Originally posted by Zack Morris: i think I am going to go crawl into a few bottles of bud light. thats your problem bro, your drinking fag beer... get some real shit like PBR or something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted September 5, 2001 Share Posted September 5, 2001 you should drink wildcat strong. if you cant get it in the states, i suggest you import it. ill mail it to ya if ya want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted September 5, 2001 Share Posted September 5, 2001 I think these were stupid, but very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid toucher Posted September 5, 2001 Share Posted September 5, 2001 i remember that shit from sixth grade actaully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brown twinkie Posted September 5, 2001 Share Posted September 5, 2001 Originally posted by T.T Boy: you should drink wildcat strong. if you cant get it in the states, i suggest you import it. ill mail it to ya if ya want. heh.......i'd like to see zack swill some TNT too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted September 5, 2001 Share Posted September 5, 2001 someone emailed this to me..i thaught you might enjoy Support Condom Week- READ it! LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK 1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP 2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER 3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY 4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT 5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER 6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG 7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT. 8.IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY 9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE 10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER 11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR DICK 12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT 13. WHLE YOUR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS 14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE 15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER 16. NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER 17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL 18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION 19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL 20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER 21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted September 5, 2001 Share Posted September 5, 2001 21 bad jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teister Posted September 5, 2001 Share Posted September 5, 2001 why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid toucher Posted September 5, 2001 Share Posted September 5, 2001 "have a beer and take ya shirt off....ya whore." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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