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narional condom week

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by beardo, Sep 4, 2001.

  1. beardo

    beardo Guest

    i guess i just didnt think any of them were good/funny tell me those arent real possible slogans. could just be a case of back to work grouchiness.
     
  2. tow up from tha flow up !

    tow up from tha flow up ! Member

    Joined: May 31, 2001 Messages: 878 Likes Received: 1
    Put on a jimmy,
    before you do the horizontal shimmy. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'>

    ------------------
    PRUDE - If I had nuts, you'd be on 'em.
     
  3. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    wrap it before you tap it.
     
  4. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 234
    the thing is, those were all fucking stupid. maybe its the fact that ive been having (actual) sex (with a parter) for more than a decade now and thus the novelty of 'getting some' has completely worn off, but honestly, those were embaressingly bad. i not only felt bad that i was duped into clicking this topic, but i was also feeling bad for for the fact that you actually thought these funny enough to re-post. even sudz wouldnt think this shit was funny.
     
  5. T.W.F UNABOMBER

    T.W.F UNABOMBER New Jack

    Joined: Aug 30, 2000 Messages: 12 Likes Received: 0
  6. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    seeking> yea, there just stupid. i think its a junior high thing. im bored of " getting some" too.
     
  7. cracked ass

    cracked ass Guest

    My game is so bad, my condoms went past the expiration date unused so I had to throw em out.
     
  8. brown twinkie

    brown twinkie Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 6, 2001 Messages: 8,127 Likes Received: 0
    jeez........poor cracked.
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  9. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    this is the kind of stuff that pops up in my mail box. But I think I am with cracked on the lack of booty...saturday was one year since the last time I even saw a girl completely naked and in person. sad isn't it?..an attractive guy like myself (zack morris) can't even get a girl to look at him...i think I am going to go crawl into a few bottles of bud light.
     
  10. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 234

    thats your problem bro, your drinking fag beer... get some real shit like PBR or something...
     
  11. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    you should drink wildcat strong. if you cant get it in the states, i suggest you import it. ill mail it to ya if ya want.
     
  12. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    I think these were stupid, but very funny.
     
  13. kid toucher

    kid toucher Member

    Joined: Jul 17, 2001 Messages: 650 Likes Received: 0
    i remember that shit from sixth grade actaully
     
  14. brown twinkie

    brown twinkie Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 6, 2001 Messages: 8,127 Likes Received: 0

    heh.......i'd like to see zack swill some TNT too...
     
  15. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    someone emailed this to me..i thaught you might enjoy

    Support Condom Week- READ it!
    LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK

    1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP

    2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER

    3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY

    4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT

    5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER

    6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG

    7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.

    8.IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY

    9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE

    10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER

    11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR DICK

    12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT

    13. WHLE YOUR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS

    14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE

    15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER

    16. NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER

    17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL

    18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION

    19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL

    20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER

    21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!
     
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