Guest THEMEDIC Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 goblin tremor long sleeve turtle neck ant eater god im bored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 Originally posted by THEMEDIC god im bored must be ! schlong ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GEAsusONEnep Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 And the winner is: bird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hulk hogan Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 the girls say o jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 Tallywacker Fishing rod old blind bob purple headed warroir. All those are from the tom greene song "pet names for genitalia." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wilt Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 the annihilator....:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THEMEDIC Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 the skin dart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DorkstaR Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 SECRET!!! strong enough for a man.....but made for a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest serpent of the light Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 mine is 'pinnochio', shit is fresh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 the other white meat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 heat seaking moisture missle and cockrocket:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoSoL JuNkiE Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 dangdang winky woo purpleheaded pudding slinger billy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 Originally posted by serpent of the light mine is 'pinnochio', shit is fresh. so you lie about how big it is???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 well it used to be called einstien by this girl i used to please very well.e=mc2/atomic bomb..you know... lately i like to refer to it as my wonka....my wonka bar:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 elephant trunk i thaught i would have seen that one.:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amItoolate? Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 true story: my dog of a stepmother came downstairs where my stepbrothers and their friends were hanging out. she saw my friend had some of that surfing "sex wax" or whatever the hell you call it. so my dumbass stepmother said: "do you put this on your wingwang?" what the hell is a wingwang??? and why the hell did my nasty stepmother say that??? ditdcult may know of her son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THEMEDIC Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 guerilla in the midst captain insaneo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 my magic love wand joystick the thing my antennae Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jismone Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 The Base of Operations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girl-lies Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 i call it my penis.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 one eyed snake boto and some times "hahahahahah":o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 dont know if these have been said.. my joystick purple headed yogurt slinger space rocket elephant trunk third leg dinger the kitten crusher the hymen breaker my pole im bored too.. please play with my erection set....please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 Originally posted by THEMEDIC goblin tremor long sleeve turtle neck ant eater god im bored Yo, you guys don't get it. This guy meant the all natural penis. The intact one, not the circumsized one. But still, there's some funny shit on this thread... hooded jawa - OOOTEEENEEEE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 Originally posted by jismone The Base of Operations great one... trouser snake. cyclops. magic wand. cum squirting meat stick. bate (only when I'm mastering him). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 Originally posted by shameless self promotion elephant trunk *ahem...:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 my ex girlfriend used to call my dick "massa chief" like marine type shit. shit, i need to call her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomerJayII Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 Originally posted by Mr. Mang true story: my dog of a stepmother came downstairs where my stepbrothers and their friends were hanging out. she saw my friend had some of that surfing "sex wax" or whatever the hell you call it. so my dumbass stepmother said: "do you put this on your wingwang?" what the hell is a wingwang??? and why the hell did my nasty stepmother say that??? ditdcult may know of her son. HAHAHA, PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME EXCEPT MY MOM AND BROTHER WERE CERTAIN I WAS USING IT TO MASTURBATE. AS FAR AS NAMES FOR MY PENIS, I REFER TO IT AS, "MY RIGHT HAND'S BEST FRIEND." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seppuku Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 the beef arrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 carl, i call my penis carl, carl is my friend...................yeah carl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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