Tyler Durden Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 yeah, so my girlfriend went to florida this past week, and she comes back with this for me saying she knows "how i like to play with dead things". so now i have this big alligator head to sit atop my computer or possibly ride shotgun with me in my rizide. other possibilities include: wearing on some thick ass gold cuban links around my neck and affixing to my car keys. however, i need a name. im kind of leaning towards Lester, but my girl says thats a stupid name. so think up something to call it. shes so cute when she does things for me. http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00247179f00000009.jpg'> http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00247179f00000010.jpg'> sorry the pictures are shitty, im tired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 ummmmmmmmmmmmm call it head.......wuddup bitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted September 18, 2002 Author Share Posted September 18, 2002 Originally posted by rip ummmmmmmmmmmmm call it head.......wuddup bitches. no no no, i want something snazztastical to go along with our crazy modern times. zany. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I45_TEXAS_I45 Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 HOW ..BOUT........ . . "CROCK" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 crazy modern times? how about "homosexual terrorist fighting for womens rights and the rights of all plantlife and mother nature".. or you could name is "cock" its kinda like crock, but much cooler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 how about crackedoutalligator0ner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amItoolate? Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 no offence but id be like, bitch, why dont you bring me back some real head??nyeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 name it "Janet Reno" after the striking resemblance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 I had one of those...but I threw it at some dumb bitch about a year ago while I was driving by her...there is nothing better thanthrowing a freeze dried alligator head at some stupid fucking vegan...god bless florida. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 http://www.manifestation.org/~ill/images/funny/dumbpeople.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 ^^^I'm going to pretend that was not directed at me and laugh at it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SMUGGLER RSH Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 Name it Dog or something....then when someone asks why you called it that say you wanted to be in the ART FAG crew?????:beat: :beat: :beat: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 One of my buddies got a stuffed armadillo in college...he named it Howie-dillo. I suppose this would work with a gator as well. Howie-gator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 Remember that terrible awful no-good Nintendo game "The Adventures of Bayou Billy"? No? Well, anyways, name it Bayou Billy. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandola Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 call it spike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 Originally posted by El Mamerro Remember that terrible awful no-good Nintendo game "The Adventures of Bayou Billy"? No? Well, anyways, name it Bayou Billy. Beer, El Mamerro I remember that game...it was alright but nothing great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Fire Inside Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris ...some stupid fucking vegan hey now.... i think Danzig is a nice name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Fire Inside Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 Oooh ooh, or how about GEERT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris I remember that game...it was alright but nothing great. No, it wasn't alright... it was the plight of humanity. I didn't smash the fuck out of it cause I couldn't find something vicious and despicable enough to impart upon that game the pain and destruction it deserved. Beer, El Mamerro http://tnca.disflux.net/gfx/billytit.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 name it...... squeeeee bop-bop badda bope. the scat man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 Originally posted by krie http://www.manifestation.org/~ill/images/funny/dumbpeople.jpg'> hahahahahahahahahah thats the shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juggernaut Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 Mark Rogowski, the born-again woman killin' alligator. ...it's more than a name. it's a story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 mark rogowki huh... funny. (yes, i got it) geneva welding rod spare change for the blind lobster tail um, thats all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted September 18, 2002 Author Share Posted September 18, 2002 i took it to classes with me today, i decided to name it "The Amazing Mr. Jack Russel Terrier" but thanks for the suggestions. The Amazing Mr. Jack Russel Terrier is getting married to Little Jaawny The Poodle which is a giant stuffed poodle i found and keep in my trunk. theyre very much in love. before they tie the knot, so to speak, i need to implant the deer bones/pieces into Little Jaawny (also in the trunk of my car...) so he can be a real doggie. splendid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted September 18, 2002 Author Share Posted September 18, 2002 http://www.atarihq.com/tsr/nes/contra.jpg'> speaking of nintendo, this game rocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 Contra is the best series of video games ever. http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/contra3_owns.html I think Maddox says it best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatBoy Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 i had one of those from florida i put mine in a box and then in my closet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 da blingin gizzator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 Originally posted by Tyler Durden i took it to classes with me today, i decided to name it "The Amazing Mr. Jack Russel Terrier" but thanks for the suggestions. The Amazing Mr. Jack Russel Terrier is getting married to Little Jaawny The Poodle which is a giant stuffed poodle i found and keep in my trunk. theyre very much in love. before they tie the knot, so to speak, i need to implant the deer bones/pieces into Little Jaawny (also in the trunk of my car...) so he can be a real doggie. splendid. Tyler now you need to make invitations...Who are you gunna invite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Greedy Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 Chubbs, from Happy Gilmore. Thats great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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