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Mysteries of the Universe

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by HAL, May 26, 2006.

  1. HAL

    HAL Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 23, 2001 Messages: 5,002 Likes Received: 49
    So I'm eating some burritos from Taco Bell, feeling extra tired and lethargic. Every fucking time i get a goddam burrito, of any variety from this godforsaken franchise, they can't seem to get all the ingredients to meld as one. Here I am, half way through a 7 layer, and I'm looking at a doughy sack filled with nothing but guacamole and sour cream. All the good shit was at the other end, and now I'm stuck with this crap. What the fuck. Let me ask.

    Who wants to eat a guacamole and sour cream filled burrito? No one.

    So I tossed this bullshit, and I'm moving on to the bean and cheese burrito. Again, the open end is filled with nacho cheese and nothing else. Judging by the weight, all the beans are on the other end, devoid of cheese. This is really starting to piss me right off.
    :hatred:
     
  2. HAL

    HAL Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 23, 2001 Messages: 5,002 Likes Received: 49
    Fuck you Google Oner. I'm lining all your shit, stat.
     
  3. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    you gotta take a fork, and after the initial first few bites, insert the fork into the exposed burrito, turn the fork clockwise, thus mixing the ingredients.

    theres a technique to this game playa.

    (ps - give up taco bell)
     
  4. Oliver Clothesoff

    Oliver Clothesoff Banned

    Joined: Apr 12, 2003 Messages: 10,898 Likes Received: 158
    all ingrediants added with a caulking gun
     
  5. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    including the meat
     
  6. i had a grilled stuffed chipotle burrito like that,
    the first half was mad dry, but when i stumbled across the the other end with all the chipotle saucy goodness it was like i won the lottery. thus making the burrito seem better then it really was.
     
  7. count chocula

    count chocula Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2004 Messages: 8,540 Likes Received: 392
  8. MAR

    MAR Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 2, 2005 Messages: 7,264 Likes Received: 256
    I ate a burrito recently; it had rice in it. Who puts rice in a fucking burrito?
     
  9. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    bunkass chipotle
     
  10. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    fuck taco bell. its all about 4 pound chipotle burritos.


    baja fresh is also the deal.
     
  11. Obvious

    Obvious Banned

    Joined: Jul 12, 2003 Messages: 1,661 Likes Received: 0
    PEOPLE AT TACO BELL DON'T GIVE A FUCK. THEY JUST THROW THAT SHIT ON THERE REAL QUICK BECAUSE THEY KNOW THERE'S ANOTHER 400 BURRITOS THEY GOTTA MAKE EXACTLY LIKE THAT FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. THEY'RE NOT GETTING PAID THAT MUCH SO THEY DON'T CARE, THEY JUST WANT THEIR PAYCHECK AT THE END OF THE WEEK. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU WERE AT A REAL MEXICAN RESTAURANT. YOU SHOULD SEE THE CHEESE THEY PUT ON THERE. COMES IN THAT SAME TYPE OF TUBE YOU USE TO PUT SEALANT BETWEEN SINKS.
     
  12. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    i had the ceasar salad wrap at kfc and that shit was like 90% lettuce

    fuck that shit
     
  13. !@#$%

    [email protected]#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 621
    i have my own mystery of the universe:

    why is there nothing to do one weekend
    and the next weekend so much shit happening you couldn't possibly get to all of it
     
  14. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,016 Likes Received: 117
    Baja Fresh..Wooo woooooooooooooooooooooo..

    Chipotle is only good for the Tacos..Those damn burritos are rediclulous.
     
  15. Future Droid

    Future Droid Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 1,077 Likes Received: 1
    sounds good to me ;)
     
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