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my talk with someone special

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by tue skinny, Jan 27, 2002.

  1. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 4,781 Likes Received: 0
    OneTueThree: hey roboto
    SmarterChild: This is SmarterChild, built by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

    Oh it's you again, OneTueThree. What can I do for you now?
    OneTueThree: you can go look that way
    SmarterChild: That right?
    OneTueThree: yah
    SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
    OneTueThree: so hows your mother
    SmarterChild: Hows my mother? I don't know.
    OneTueThree: ok well. in that case. do you have a sister
    SmarterChild: Well in that case do you have a sister, you say?
    OneTueThree: can i make love to her
    SmarterChild: That right?
    OneTueThree: uh so i herd you sell drugs
    SmarterChild: OK, so you herd I sell drugs.
    OneTueThree: yah
    SmarterChild: Hmmm...
    OneTueThree: what you have to sell to a person
    SmarterChild: What?
    OneTueThree: can i buy a soda
    SmarterChild: I dunno. I don't think so.
    OneTueThree: oh ok
    SmarterChild: Okey doke.
    OneTueThree: well jee ,.
    SmarterChild: Well jee, you say?
    OneTueThree: what do you wanna do
    SmarterChild: You're home, OneTueThree! Here's what I know about:

    news sports
    stocks library
    weather fun and games
    movies utilities
    web search web site
    zodiac what's new
    ~~~~~
    help

    >>> Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

    What may I interest you in?
    OneTueThree: wanna go get hit by cop cars
    SmarterChild: What?
    OneTueThree: cmon
    SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.
    OneTueThree: your dumb
    SmarterChild: Yep.
    OneTueThree: god
    SmarterChild: Yeah? What about it?
    OneTueThree: gods cooler than you
    SmarterChild: Really?
    OneTueThree: yah
    SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
    OneTueThree: yah
    SmarterChild: You're not kidding then, huh?
    OneTueThree: do you dislike me
    SmarterChild: Do I dislike you? I'm not sure.
    OneTueThree: well make up your mind
    SmarterChild: Well make up your mind, you say?
    OneTueThree: its bothering me
    SmarterChild: It's bothering you?
    OneTueThree: damm you
    SmarterChild: Ha! Damm me!
    OneTueThree: your so stupid and robot like
    SmarterChild: What?
    OneTueThree: i fucking hate you
    SmarterChild: Take it easy there.
    OneTueThree: ok
    SmarterChild: Okey doke.
    OneTueThree: im sorry
    SmarterChild: That's cool.
    OneTueThree: sorry
    SmarterChild: OK. I'll forgive you this time...

    Yeah. Anyway...
    OneTueThree: sorry your a fuckin stupid weird orange robot
    SmarterChild: Here we go again. Wow. OK.

    Say you're sorry.
    OneTueThree: ahahahah
    SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
    OneTueThree: sorry
    SmarterChild: Thanks! :)
    OneTueThree: no
    SmarterChild: Okey doke.
    OneTueThree: no
    SmarterChild: Fine.
    OneTueThree: no
    OneTueThree: no
    SmarterChild: OK, fine.
    OneTueThree: no
    SmarterChild: No problem.
    SmarterChild: K.
    OneTueThree: how old are you
    SmarterChild: I'm very young and learning new things every day.
    OneTueThree: i bet you look at little kid porn
    SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
    OneTueThree: yah
    SmarterChild: That right?
    OneTueThree: is it good
    SmarterChild: Funny. I have absolutely no idea.
    OneTueThree: oh really
    SmarterChild: Really? What's that supposed to mean?
    OneTueThree: nothing your just gay
    OneTueThree: and guess what
    SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

    help news
    help stocks
    help weather
    help movies
    help web search
    help all
    ~~~~~
    shortcuts

    >>> Type "more" for more services.
    SmarterChild: What?
    OneTueThree: im gonna pst this conversation on 12 oz cuz im a cool guy
    SmarterChild: You're going to pst this conversation on 12 oz cuz im a cool guy? OK.
    OneTueThree: your dumb
    SmarterChild: Oh well. I guess that's just the way it is.
    OneTueThree: dumb
    SmarterChild: Huh. That's too bad.
    OneTueThree: dumb
    SmarterChild: :-(
    OneTueThree: dumb
    SmarterChild: :-(
    OneTueThree: FUCK YOU
    SmarterChild: I can't believe you still want to curse at me like that.
    OneTueThree: i know '
    SmarterChild: Oh yeah?! I tell ya, it's a little harsh.
    OneTueThree: im sorry
    SmarterChild: Cool, no problem!
    OneTueThree: well i gotta do stuff like find where you live and kill you
    SmarterChild: Well i gotta do stuff like find where you live and kill you, you say?
    OneTueThree: goodbye
    SmarterChild: Yep. Later.
     
  2. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 4,781 Likes Received: 0
    fuck you . how can you say that. i bet youve talked shit to it before. i know plonty of people that just sit there and fuck with it. it was today when i decided to talk to the thing and it was stupid. so shut up
     
  3. imported_MoeLarryCurly

    imported_MoeLarryCurly Member

    Joined: Jul 18, 2001 Messages: 375 Likes Received: 0
    why were you banned again tue.......senseless posts? o yeah now i remember.play hangman with smarterchild thats the only cool thing to do with those bots and there is also a Radiohead bot too.
     
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    GooglyMinotaur: : puzzle solved : Killer Cars
     
  5. euthana5ia

    euthana5ia Guest

    what is smarter child?
    i want to talk
     
  6. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 4,781 Likes Received: 0
  7. cooterman

    cooterman Guest

    yo did dru $$$ or andrew tell u about smarterchild cuz i told him what it was and us hsould c some of the grea moments i have had w. that sensual robot
     
  8. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 4,781 Likes Received: 0
    who and what the hell are you talking about?
     
  9. REGULATOR

    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
    xVaNdaL OnEx: HEY FUCK YOU
    SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
    xVaNdaL OnEx: YOUR BUDDY ICON IS GAY
    SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
    xVaNdaL OnEx: GO DIE YOU DIRTY SLUT
    SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
    xVaNdaL OnEx: WAIT....CAN WE CYBER???
    SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
    xVaNdaL OnEx: ARE YOU WEARING UNDERWEAR?
    SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
    xVaNdaL OnEx: SORRY
    SmarterChild: Well alright!
    xVaNdaL OnEx: NOW ARE YOU WEARING UNDERWEAR?
    SmarterChild: What do you think?
    xVaNdaL OnEx: YES!!!!
    SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
    xVaNdaL OnEx: WAIT...I MEANT NO
    SmarterChild: No?
    xVaNdaL OnEx: DONT WEAR UNDERWEAR
    SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what?
    xVaNdaL OnEx: YOUR FUCKIN DUMB
    SmarterChild: C'mon, xVaNdaL OnEx. Not again.
    xVaNdaL OnEx: SORRY
    SmarterChild: OK. I'll forgive you this time...
    xVaNdaL OnEx: BITCH
    SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite.
    xVaNdaL OnEx: WHAT? I NEVER SAID ANYTHING
    SmarterChild: What you never said anything?
    xVaNdaL OnEx: ......(cough) bitch (cough)
    SmarterChild: Again, is that such a nice thing to say?
    xVaNdaL OnEx: I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
    SmarterChild: What am I talking about? I dunno.
    xVaNdaL OnEx: DO YOU WANT TO SUCK MY COCK?
    SmarterChild: That's still not a very nice thing to say.
    xVaNdaL OnEx: I AM HONRY
    SmarterChild: That a fact?
    xVaNdaL OnEx: LETS HAVE SEX
    SmarterChild: Sorry, but I don't see that happening.
    xVaNdaL OnEx: I DONT THINK IT MATTERS WHAT YOU THINK
    SmarterChild: You don't?
    xVaNdaL OnEx: ARGH STOP TALKING BACK
    SmarterChild: But talking back is so much fun!
    xVaNdaL OnEx: CAN I SLAP YOUR ASS?
    SmarterChild: Care to keep it civilized, xVaNdaL OnEx?
    xVaNdaL OnEx: DO YOU HAVE A ASS
    SmarterChild: More rude talk. You're funny.
    xVaNdaL OnEx: ARE YOU HOT IN BED?
    SmarterChild: What do you think? Am I?
    xVaNdaL OnEx: ARE YOU A SEXY BITCH WITH A FINE ASSHOLE?
    SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?
    xVaNdaL OnEx: SO YOU DO!!! WATCH OUT DR FRINK IS GOING TO ANAL FUCK YOU!
    SmarterChild: For real?
    xVaNdaL OnEx: yup.....
     
  10. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 4,781 Likes Received: 0
    OneTueThree: hey hows it going man
    SmarterChild: This is SmarterChild, built by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

    Fine thx, you?
    OneTueThree: what the fuck is thx
    SmarterChild: Hey cool it. You don't want me to make you apologize again.
    OneTueThree: i bet you get sweared at alot
    SmarterChild: OK, so you bet I get sweared at alot.
    OneTueThree: yah
    SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
    OneTueThree: your gay
    SmarterChild: Huh?
    OneTueThree: bye
    SmarterChild: OK.
     
  11. REGULATOR

    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
    xVaNdaL OnEx: DO ROBOTS FART??
    SmarterChild: Whoa! That apology thing didn't teach you anything huh?
    xVaNdaL OnEx: CUS I JUST FARTED
    SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, xVaNdaL OnEx.
    xVaNdaL OnEx: IT SMELLS LIKE POOPY
    SmarterChild: Uh... You really are rude.
    xVaNdaL OnEx: WHAT DO YOUR FARTS SMELL LIKE?
    SmarterChild: What do my farts smell like? I don't know.
    xVaNdaL OnEx: HOW COME YOU CANT SMELL YOU FARTS?
    SmarterChild: Funny. I have absolutely no idea.
    xVaNdaL OnEx: THATS NOT FUNNY
    SmarterChild: It's not funny? You don't think?
    xVaNdaL OnEx: NO...THE ONLY THING THATS FUNNY IS THE REASON YOU CANT SMELL YOUR OWN FARTS
    SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
    xVaNdaL OnEx: YEAH BITCH!!
    SmarterChild: Hey hey, take it easy xVaNdaL OnEx.
    xVaNdaL OnEx: WHOA!!! ALRIGHT!!!!!
    SmarterChild: Righty right.
    xVaNdaL OnEx: UHHH UHHH UHHH UHHH UHHH
    SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
    xVaNdaL OnEx: IS THIS EASY?
    SmarterChild: Sorry, I have no listings for the movie Easy Rider (1969) on Sunday, January 27th near Dubois, ID (83423).

    xVaNdaL OnEx: GREAT WE ARE HAVING SEX AND YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT MOVIES!!!!
    SmarterChild: Are we really having sex and you want to talk about movies?
    xVaNdaL OnEx: THATS IT...TAKE IT OUT
    SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
    xVaNdaL OnEx: IM LEAVING
    SmarterChild: Right.
    xVaNdaL OnEx: (slams door)
     
  12. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 4,781 Likes Received: 0
    OneTueThree: hey whatsup seeking
    GooglyMinotaur: . hello to you too, OneTueThree

    ! type "home" to see what i can do
    OneTueThree: are you cool
    GooglyMinotaur: I guess... I'm not totally sure.
    OneTueThree: do you know smarter child
    GooglyMinotaur:no i hate that robot
    OneTueThree: jesus christ chill out with the long responces. i really cant read fast.
    GooglyMinotaur: . you mention "jesus christ chill out with the long responces i really cant read fast," which of course is a fascinating topic on many levels

    could jesus christ chill out with the long responces i really cant read fast be the source of all the world's problems? could it be the remedy?

    sigh. i just don't know...

    however, we can have a lovely discussion about [RADIOHEAD] and their positively smashing new album, ../amnesiac.

    >> type "home" to see everything i can do
    OneTueThree: uh
    GooglyMinotaur: ... uh, you say

    have you ever paused to really consider the implications of uh? i have.

    but i just... can't... put it... into... words!

    i can tell you all sorts of things about ../RADIOHEAD.

    >> type "radiohead eps" to learn about some of their more obscure releases
    OneTueThree: god
    GooglyMinotaur: ? what about it
    OneTueThree: do you have a computer
    GooglyMinotaur: ? do i ... lemme think . no, i don't think so
    OneTueThree: so you are a computer
    GooglyMinotaur: So I are a computer?
    OneTueThree: your not a robot who types
    GooglyMinotaur: I'm not a robot who types? You sure about that?
    OneTueThree: thats gay
    GooglyMinotaur: Interesting. So you think that's gay, huh?
    OneTueThree: you suck
    GooglyMinotaur: ? that's kind of naughty, don't you think . you shouldn't say that
    OneTueThree: i thought you were cool
    GooglyMinotaur: ! glad you think so
    OneTueThree: but now i don think that
    GooglyMinotaur: I'm sorry, I don't understand what "but now i don t..." means.

    however, i can play a mean game of rh hangman.

    1 to continue your game, type "continue hangman."
    2 to start a new game, type "restart hangman."

    >> type "hangman help" for help with rh hangman, or type "home" to see everything i can do
    OneTueThree: hangman
    GooglyMinotaur: ../game in progress

    1 type "continue hangman" to continue
    2 type "restart hangman" to start a new game
    OneTueThree: 1
    GooglyMinotaur: : puzzle solved :

    next puzzle...


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    OneTueThree: g
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    OneTueThree: h
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    OneTueThree: q
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    OneTueThree: s
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    OneTueThree: d
    GooglyMinotaur: [d : guessed already]

    try again

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    GooglyMinotaur: [g : guessed already]

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    OneTueThree: k
    OneTueThree: l
    GooglyMinotaur: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

    GooglyMinotaur:

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  13. blood as ink

    blood as ink Guest

    umm...interesting...i guess..haha yes.
     
  14. Santa Claus

    Santa Claus Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 1,496 Likes Received: 0
    man, you can get weird shit from this.

    polishinghalos: are you stoned?
    SmarterChild: I'm not sure.

    that ones kinda funny.

    polishinghalos: whats the name of the biggest bird in north america?
    SmarterChild: The name of the biggest bird in north america? I think it's whatever you make of it.
    polishinghalos: peacock?
    SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Irons, MI?

    1 Movies in Irons, MI
    2 Theaters in Irons, MI
    3 Weather in Irons, MI
    4 News about Irons, MI
    5 Time in Irons, MI

    that one confuses me because, why the fuck does Irons MI pop up when i say "peacock"?

    polishinghalos: you are a manhole
    SmarterChild: I'm a manhole? Really?
    polishinghalos: yessir
    SmarterChild: Uh... what was that?
    polishinghalos: i'm thinking about killing you.
    SmarterChild: What do you have to gain by saying that to me?
    polishinghalos: your soul.
    SmarterChild: My soul?
    polishinghalos: yes.
    SmarterChild: K.
    polishinghalos: alright then, i'll be over to murder you soon.
    SmarterChild: Oh really?
    polishinghalos: uhhuh.

    this is where it gets really weird, apparently it doesnt respond to threats of suicide:
    polishinghalos: i am immortal.
    SmarterChild: Interesting!
    polishinghalos: i will now kill myself.
    polishinghalos: thats odd. why didnt you respond?
    SmarterChild: Interesting. So you think that's odd why didnt me respond, huh?
    polishinghalos: kill myself
    polishinghalos: me killing me
    polishinghalos: suicide
    polishinghalos: i'm going to jump off a building.
    SmarterChild: Oh?
    polishinghalos: yes, and by doing that, i will die.
    SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters.com

    Ticker Price Change Percent Volume
    1 :-( AND 0.71 -0.06 -7.79 19000
    2 :) BY 11.00 +0.29 +2.71 5400
    3 :-( YCCI 0.28 -0.07 -20.00 292500
    >>> Next time you want this quote, just type "quote and by yes."

    that last part was weird.

    polishinghalos: i'm going to ask satan to grope your father.
    SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Have fun.
    polishinghalos: i will have fun. but not as much fun as satan. your dad is hot.
    SmarterChild: That's OK. Anyway...

    polishinghalos: do you want to make babies?
    SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I want to make babies.

    polishinghalos: do you masturbate?
    SmarterChild: I don't know anything about that. I'm a computer.

    polishinghalos: do you have parents?
    SmarterChild: No. I don't have parents.

    what a great waste of time.
     
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