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My sick obsession with feces.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by 007, Jul 8, 2001.

  1. 007

    007 Guest

    I love taking shits. I come home and practicaly race to the toilet just to feel its soothing cold hard plastic seat against my sweaty ass. i always lean back and try to get my back as straight across the toilet seat so i can have a quailty shooting position. now instead of shooting out the crap fast, i urinate slowly (often flexing those dick muscles (i forgot what theyre called) thus creating that burning sensation that makes urinating more enjoyable also.) then i let the turds squeeze out as slow as possible because that feeling of poop sliding out of your ass is very painful, but one of those good pains like punching a wall. then if things get out of control, the shirt comes off, and maybe even all the clothing. i love shitting naked. then if all else fails, i reach for the towel rack and bite down on a nice thick polo towel, and try to choke on it. sometimes i reach over (long arm style) and turn the sink on and get just enough water to slick my eyebrows. that actually helps the shit come out faster if im constipated. now as far as diareah is concerned....i love it. as long as its in my own home. (public liquid poop sucks) i love feeling like a slurpie machine pumping out gallons of liquid feces that pours out so fast that it splashes back up in my ass. (i always wash my ass afterwards so no diseases follow.)

    how much do you all love taking shits?
    i could (and maybe will) go on about shit forever.
     
  2. PIRone716

    PIRone716 Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2001 Messages: 837 Likes Received: 1
  3. willy_wonka

    willy_wonka Member

    Joined: Jul 4, 2001 Messages: 390 Likes Received: 0
    i like to spread butt cheaks across the toilet seat..then i hop into the shower and aim that showerhead right at my ass cleaning it with soap...
    smelly poop dot com could have done a much better job... [​IMG]
     
  4. mopius

    mopius Guest

    i have a soft toilet seat
     
  5. curious george

    curious george Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2001 Messages: 1,359 Likes Received: 2
  6. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    I think all you perverts need to have a good hard look at www.poopsex.com .
     
  7. EatMorGlue

    EatMorGlue Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 22, 2000 Messages: 1,919 Likes Received: 1
    that soft toilet seat sounds like a quality investment.
     
  8. jarryd

    jarryd Guest

    haha im with that poop then shower idea... i like my clean ass... blah

    how many times do you all wipe your ass after you poop? i wipe as many times as i need to feel clean, usually 4 or 5...
     
  9. willy_wonka

    willy_wonka Member

    Joined: Jul 4, 2001 Messages: 390 Likes Received: 0
    i remember in military school this guy..."fat guy" who smelt like hot ass....took a shit in the shower and didnt even know he did it...or at least thats what he said...
     
  10. Cyber Optx

    Cyber Optx Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2001 Messages: 514 Likes Received: 0
    www.poopsex.com? thats some nasty krazy shit
    hey PIRone716 how did you happen to find that site? uggghhhhh.....
     
  11. Cyber Optx

    Cyber Optx Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2001 Messages: 514 Likes Received: 0
    i mean suburbian bum

    but poopoos do feel good
     
  12. chizm

    chizm Senior Member

    Joined: May 29, 2001 Messages: 1,165 Likes Received: 0
    aieee ai aiee!!!

    monos buenos!!!!
     
  13. 007

    007 Guest

    dude i had a long ass shit like 10 minutes ago. it wrapped around and coiled up. if i woulda stretched it out it probably woulda been 2 feet long. have any of you caught your poop with your hands? i sometimes take a shit when im painting and catch it with a plastic glove then fling it at whoever im painting with. haha its funny. i hit this kid ian once and it went into the collar of his shirt. haha.
     
  14. mapo wc

    mapo wc Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 23, 2001 Messages: 3,119 Likes Received: 0
    Damn, and I thought I was the only one who LOVES taking shits. Ive always thought of opening a restaurant..but instead of food..the only thing on the menu is shit. For example, instead of lasagna..we have 'shit from a guy who ate lasagna'. And instead of bacon & eggs..we have 'shit from a guy who ate bacon & eggs'. This is a true story - I had to take a shit really bad while I was playin ball with 2 friends. I didnt feel like going inside..so I just took a shit on the side of the court in the grass.
    When I started making farting noises everyone was laughing uncontrollably. When I was in kindergarten this one kid would always shit his pants. That was funny. We'd all just be sitting around in PE, and we'd see shit coming out of his shorts, like out the leg hole of the shorts. I love shit.
    Correction..I LOVE SHIT SO FUCKING MUCH I WANT TO MAKE SWEET LOVE TO IT.
     
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