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My semi retarded brother in-law

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Frate_Raper, Jan 30, 2011.

  1. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

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    I just watched dude devour an entire large pizza with a pint of milk chaser.........now he's mashing out a jumbo costco sized bag of ruffles.



    retards can be awesome
     
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  2. ..romero..

    ..romero.. Senior Member

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    Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law

    does he have superhuman strength too or is that only with downs syndrome kids?
     
  3. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

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    Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law

    oh fyi.......dudes wearing a pair of walmart board shorts with skulls over them........thats it no shirt. Portugesse chest hair loaded with pizza and chips crumbs soooooooo grooooosss
     
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  4. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

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    Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law

    hes very very strong....his normal brother was telling me stories about him pushing thier dad down the stairs while moving a dresser
     
  5. massgraff

    massgraff 12oz Royalty

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    Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law

    did he used to own a bunny?
     
  6. ..romero..

    ..romero.. Senior Member

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    Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law

    it was a cat but the retard couldnt tell the difference...
     
  7. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

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    Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law

    dude hes really fucking weird about his cat.......he trims its nails until it bleeds and trims the whiskers which is retarded
     
  8. Harvey Wallbanger

    Harvey Wallbanger Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law

    This thread made laugh. You're not supposed to trim the whiskers at all.
     
  9. __ __ __ __

    __ __ __ __ Elite Member

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    Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law

    i can just imagine your fiance
     
  10. earl broclo ESQ

    earl broclo ESQ 12oz Loyalist

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    Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law

    If he's cutting the nails until they bleed, he's cutting into the quick of the nail. That's not cool at all. That's like someone cutting the tips of your fingers off.

    Tell him to stop that shit.

    And trimming the whiskers off fucks up the cat's senses.

    That shit is animal abuse man. Fuck that dude. Kill him.
     
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  11. earl broclo ESQ

    earl broclo ESQ 12oz Loyalist

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    Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law

    Don't literally fuck him. But literally kill him.
     
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  12. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

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    Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law

    shes awesome,normal attractive......she just has a retarded oaf for a bro.....dude we tell him all the time. Her normal brother is still at the crib and keeps his dumb ass in line.



    Hes actually a super shitty person, hes smart enough to use his tard to be manipulative and rude and fucking mean.
     
  13. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

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    Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law

    One time at a wedding her whole family was at a table and her dad offered me his steak, I wasn't into it but fat ass retard jumped at it......as a joke I said "frank,you like eating your dads HOT BEEF"....he didn't get it and said "I love heating my dads hot beef" were all laughing and I asked him "so frank how often to eat your dads hot beef"....dude says "oh I eat my dads hot beef when ever I get the chance" now her normal brother,and his chick are crying laughing her parents can't speak english nor can her grandparents but they see us laughing and having fun and are all smiles laughing along.....he clues in "screams i think i'm the blunt of a joke" and runs off............



    NOW this was a wedding right.....dude had a on button down with fire and dragons on it......and his nicest track pants and velcro shoes.
     
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  14. earl broclo ESQ

    earl broclo ESQ 12oz Loyalist

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    Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law

    Nothing screams "Big Baby Retard" like velcro shoes.
     
    Last edited: Jan 31, 2011
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  15. massgraff

    massgraff 12oz Royalty

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    Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law

    the blunt of a joke.
     
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