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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Mr.RockStar, Apr 20, 2004.

  1. Mr.RockStar

    Mr.RockStar New Jack

    Joined: Feb 22, 2004 Messages: 46 Likes Received: 0
    When I left school and went o my car today, I saw this piece of white paper tucked under my wiper. Immediately I guessed that it was a parking ticket because they give those out alot near where I was parked. But as I get closer I see that its a folded up strip of paper with "*** enjoy" written on the outside. I open it up and it says:

    We just wanted to let you know that we think you are amazingly hot. You are so sexy that we can't help but wonder what you would look like on top of me and then her naked. We can only imagine what you look like when you pitch (I am a baseball player). Maybe one of these days we will find out. Enjoy this thought and just remember at this very moment we could be undressing you with our sexy eyes!!"

    then it gives two phone numbers one for each girl I presume. I really dont know what to make of this. Its awesome, but what if it turns out to be a couple of huge broads that are stalking me. But if they are two hot chicks that want to have me one after the other thats fucking AWESOME! We will see, I am gonna call them tonight.... maybe its a joke? who knows. I will return later with the outcome.
  2. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 3
    sounds like bullshit...not your story but the letter itself.
  3. Mr.RockStar

    Mr.RockStar New Jack

    Joined: Feb 22, 2004 Messages: 46 Likes Received: 0
    thats what Im thinking...
  4. ares

    ares Member

    Joined: Sep 17, 2002 Messages: 979 Likes Received: 8
    It does sound like bullshit, but, consider this. The embarrasment of phoning some random number, left in a note on your car vs. having sex with two, potentially really hot chicks. I trust you'll make the right decision.
  5. InDY_500

    InDY_500 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 5,169 Likes Received: 67
    thats a fucked up situation sir...one road you go down might find you with a couple freak a leaks and the road less travled leads you to a shitty ending.....anyway good luck sir and inform us when you find out the truth...
  6. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 10
    I got a couple of those in highschool. They'd never leave a name, let alone a number, though.

  7. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    All my stalkers in highschool turned out to be fine. I say you go for it and even if they are ugly you can put it in the butt.
  8. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    cum in their hair, then point and laugh hysterically
  9. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 2
    I'd go for it, i mean, whats the harm in it? If they're fine as hell then you come out on top!

    If they're ugly, well, shit, turn around and walk away. Either way, you'll have taken a chance and that's what life is all about. I mean, if you don't respond, this will HAUNT you for years as you ask yourself the question "Two chicks at the same time! IT COULDA HAPPENED!"

  10. Call them with the IP-relay deaf people phone thing.
  11. synaps

    synaps Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 8, 2002 Messages: 1,644 Likes Received: 0

    beat me to it
  12. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
  13. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,164 Likes Received: 37
    now you know what it feels like?

    i jsut made a thread about this shit not too long ago.. it skind of a funny feeling you get after reading or hearing something like this.

    EDIT* i mean reading or hearing about this on paper or a phone message.. not on 12oz.. i dont get funny feelings when i look at 12oz.
  14. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    Give your good old uncle Milton the numbers. I'll find out if they're hot for you, and maybe if they're good in the sack....
  15. Mr.RockStar

    Mr.RockStar New Jack

    Joined: Feb 22, 2004 Messages: 46 Likes Received: 0
    Its Done.... Fuck those hoes....almost

    I made the call, sorry uncle Milt. you can still call them if you want. I called the first number and no one picked up, so i called the second one and talked to the girl. I figured out who she is, and she is definitely UGLY. Ugly beyond being able to just put it in her butt, you couldnt get around that face. Maybe the other chick is hot, but it doesnt look good. All of the second chick's friends are either a duece or they fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on their way down. SHIT! I was really hoping it would be some cute sluts. Oh well.