Mr.RockStar Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 When I left school and went o my car today, I saw this piece of white paper tucked under my wiper. Immediately I guessed that it was a parking ticket because they give those out alot near where I was parked. But as I get closer I see that its a folded up strip of paper with "*** enjoy" written on the outside. I open it up and it says: "***- We just wanted to let you know that we think you are amazingly hot. You are so sexy that we can't help but wonder what you would look like on top of me and then her naked. We can only imagine what you look like when you pitch (I am a baseball player). Maybe one of these days we will find out. Enjoy this thought and just remember at this very moment we could be undressing you with our sexy eyes!!" then it gives two phone numbers one for each girl I presume. I really dont know what to make of this. Its awesome, but what if it turns out to be a couple of huge broads that are stalking me. But if they are two hot chicks that want to have me one after the other thats fucking AWESOME! We will see, I am gonna call them tonight.... maybe its a joke? who knows. I will return later with the outcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 sounds like bullshit...not your story but the letter itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.RockStar Posted April 21, 2004 Author Share Posted April 21, 2004 thats what Im thinking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ares Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 It does sound like bullshit, but, consider this. The embarrasment of phoning some random number, left in a note on your car vs. having sex with two, potentially really hot chicks. I trust you'll make the right decision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InDY_500 Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 thats a fucked up situation sir...one road you go down might find you with a couple freak a leaks and the road less travled leads you to a shitty ending.....anyway good luck sir and inform us when you find out the truth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 I got a couple of those in highschool. They'd never leave a name, let alone a number, though. Shucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 All my stalkers in highschool turned out to be fine. I say you go for it and even if they are ugly you can put it in the butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 cum in their hair, then point and laugh hysterically Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 I'd go for it, i mean, whats the harm in it? If they're fine as hell then you come out on top! If they're ugly, well, shit, turn around and walk away. Either way, you'll have taken a chance and that's what life is all about. I mean, if you don't respond, this will HAUNT you for years as you ask yourself the question "Two chicks at the same time! IT COULDA HAPPENED!" maybe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Call them with the IP-relay deaf people phone thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Originally posted by El Mamerro Call them with the IP-relay deaf people phone thing. beat me to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 liar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 now you know what it feels like? i jsut made a thread about this shit not too long ago.. it skind of a funny feeling you get after reading or hearing something like this. EDIT* i mean reading or hearing about this on paper or a phone message.. not on 12oz.. i dont get funny feelings when i look at 12oz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Give your good old uncle Milton the numbers. I'll find out if they're hot for you, and maybe if they're good in the sack.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.RockStar Posted April 21, 2004 Author Share Posted April 21, 2004 Its Done.... Fuck those hoes....almost I made the call, sorry uncle Milt. you can still call them if you want. I called the first number and no one picked up, so i called the second one and talked to the girl. I figured out who she is, and she is definitely UGLY. Ugly beyond being able to just put it in her butt, you couldnt get around that face. Maybe the other chick is hot, but it doesnt look good. All of the second chick's friends are either a duece or they fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on their way down. SHIT! I was really hoping it would be some cute sluts. Oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Damn, that sucks dude....well at least you gave it your best shot......no pun intended http://www.defence.gov.au/news/armynews/editions/1079/images/hulk2_th.jpg'> "Goddamnit" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Æ° Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 2 dudes! 2 dudes dressed like nuns! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuck Ya'll Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Hot girls are not friends with fat chicks. It's not fun to talk about hot girl things like that hot guy that hit on you when your fat friend can't relate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 i fuckin bet its your friends..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.RockStar Posted April 21, 2004 Author Share Posted April 21, 2004 No its definitely not my friends. I am pretty sure it was one of these ugly girls, whether they did it as a joke or seriously is yet to be seen. But now that I think about it I caught two of them staring at me while I changed clothes after a game at my car. FUCK!! why couldnt it have just been two beautiful women. Just my luck, the ugly girls love me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 I like how you said deuce thats so me back in highschool. Cheers, you are now my protege. (No Homo) Just kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 i's like to thank abc and yuck for making this thread worthwhile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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