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my room mate just pissed in the kitchen

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by David Hasselhoff, Jun 3, 2006.

  1. David Hasselhoff

    David Hasselhoff New Jack

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 64 Likes Received: 0
    i got home tonight at like 4:30 in the morning kind of drunk, and first thing i see is my room mate naked pissing in the kitchen. i think he was pissing in the trash can, but he might have got that shit all over the dish washer. what the fuck.
  2. Flavicon

    Flavicon Senior Member

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  3. The Man with the Answers

    The Man with the Answers Member

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  4. _nightcrawler

    _nightcrawler Elite Member

    Joined: Aug 29, 2005 Messages: 3,772 Likes Received: 8
    hahahahahaha that made me laugh

    sucks to be you then. eating breakky with the scent of urine...lovely
  5. sarcasm

    sarcasm Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2003 Messages: 3,352 Likes Received: 35
    my friend took a shit in his waste basket(pun intended) one drunken night. then proceeded to throw up
    in it after he was done pooing
  6. shitting

    shitting Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 22, 2003 Messages: 6,381 Likes Received: 84
    My friend took a shit down his leg and spewed on himself at the same time. He had had a little to drink
  7. modifly

    modifly Banned

    Joined: Apr 9, 2006 Messages: 254 Likes Received: 0
    do females do this shit too? I know a kid that pisses in places when he is asleep. He sleep walks. Pretty sure he thinks its the toilet and will piss in the dryer or on a coffee table
  8. Some1

    Some1 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 14,836 Likes Received: 93
    My boss said he came home so drunk one night he pissed in his buddies hamper (that was full of clean clothes that he just washed mind you) so my boss grabs some of the stuff and tries to hang it up to dry then he got discouraged and threw it all back, They wake up in the morning his buddy and his girl are up and his girl comes out of his room going "this hoodie is still wet but i think it will still dry if i wear it anyways..."

    this was when my boss was like 20 not recently
  9. Internerd

    Internerd Senior Member

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  10. shaolinmasta

    shaolinmasta Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 26, 2003 Messages: 7,884 Likes Received: 157
    hahaha that's some funny shit.

    The fuck was he doing naked?
  11. swedish erotica

    swedish erotica Banned

    Joined: Jan 17, 2006 Messages: 1,758 Likes Received: 2
    a little too much?
  12. El Mamerro

    El Mamerro Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Feb 4, 2001 Messages: 14,718 Likes Received: 225
    I once pissed in a wastebasket. Sad thing is, I wasn't even drunk. I was just real sleepy and pseudo-sleepwalking.
  13. guerillaeye

    guerillaeye Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 13, 2005 Messages: 1,473 Likes Received: 0
    my brother used to sleep-walk pee when he was younger.. once he pissed in my aunts hall-way.. my aunt heard what sounded like water leaking, so she walked around the corner and right up on my brother free-flowing on her nice, new white carpet.

    he used to pee in the tub all the time. i guess the toilet was too small. my mom got so tierd of washing the piss out of the tub, the she would make him sleep-clean it.
  14. alure

    alure Dirty Dozen Crew

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    haha i pissed myself when i was about 8 or 9 months pregnant..

    i had friends over that were drinking..and my girl kept messing up on a game of kings..and
    i just couldnt stop laughing..

  15. RustySprayCan

    RustySprayCan Member

    Joined: May 30, 2006 Messages: 311 Likes Received: 0
    I had some people sleep over once and everyone was piss drunk and we started shrooming and this guy took all of his clothes saying they where trying to steal his skin ran to my front door and started pissing on his chest trying to get the "bugs" off. He was fucking trippin mad crazy.