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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by seeking, May 1, 2006.

  1. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 234
    1 hot meal (no pork) or buy out.
    12 large fuji waters (cold)
    6 cans vernors (may substitute sprite) (cold)
    6 large orange gatorades (ice or rain) (cold)
    1 1/2 gallon odwala super food (cold)
    ice (crushed, not cubed)
    1 bag chi-chi's brand corn chips (warmed)
    1 jar premium salsa (NOT chunky)
    fresh guacamole (extra lime if possible)
    fresh hummus (extra lemon)
    1 package white pitas (warmed)
    deli tray (no pork or beef)
    assorted cheeses
    helmans mayo (NOT miracle whip)
    plochmans mustard
    assorted whole fruits (no pineapple)
    1 package premium 'bun length' turkey dogs
    1 package buns
    1 box 'cookies and cream' clif bars
    1 large cheese pizza (delivery, not frozen)
    1 box triscuits
    2 large bath towels, dark color (freshly washed, but not used)
    2 pair black socks, 'footie' or calf length. ATLEAST 95% cotton
    1 box nag champa incense
    stereo with input for ipod
    oscillating fan
    dimmable lights
    tv, preferably plasma, with cable, including HBO and dvd player
    secure wireless internet connection
    webber charcoal grill (or similar)



    seriously, i won't go on. then you can go out and explain to everyone that they paid $28.50 so you could be a cheapskate and try giving me aquafina. jackass.
     
    Last edited: May 1, 2006
  2. Harvey Wallbanger

    Harvey Wallbanger Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 13, 2004 Messages: 8,567 Likes Received: 400
    1 Bottle Hennesy Privilege
    1 box Trojan Magnums
    2 Blunts (and that shit better be the headbanger boogie, too)
    8 Cans Rustoleum, including at least 2 cans each of Indian Spice and Avocado
    70 Gummy Worms
     
  3. asdjk1

    asdjk1 Member

    Joined: Apr 9, 2006 Messages: 723 Likes Received: 3
    seconded on the gummy worms my friend. cant go wrong with those shits
     
  4. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    There are baby footprints all over our floor.
     
  5. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,344 Likes Received: 671
    dawn drier sheets (mountian scent)
    2000 toilet bowl flush
    butterscotch krimplet tastee cakes.
    hernendez mexican salsa
    3 avacados
    tortilla wraps
    organic chicken breast
    chimay beer
    little hug quarter waters
    eggo buttermilk waffles
    nutella
    nutra-grain bars (strawberry)
    antibacterial windex
    cheap toothbrush
    not from concentrate OJ
    thick papertowels
    swiffer refills
     
  6. podrido

    podrido Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 14, 2001 Messages: 9,182 Likes Received: 28
    funy i went today too.
    veg lov salad
    mini carrots
    spring mix
    tofurkey /italin, cranbery
    frosted mini wheats
    boca ground
    silk soy
    black bean i forgot the brand veg burger
    mahamata brown wice
    celeste ( i love those) cheese pizza
    coke in bottles? ( i just like the fizz)
    dressing
    limes
    french rolls
    tortilla chips
    croutons
    chicken breast
    sour cream
    black beans
    greenwise TP
    spinach herb wraps

    hey PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

    (hows that organic chicken breast?)
     
  7. Harvey Wallbanger

    Harvey Wallbanger Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 13, 2004 Messages: 8,567 Likes Received: 400
    Somebody missed the point of this thread, but I'm not sure if it was me or you guys.
     
  8. podrido

    podrido Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 14, 2001 Messages: 9,182 Likes Received: 28
    u know
    it was definately me
    cuz im still in the (drunk thread)
     
  9. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,344 Likes Received: 671
    taste the same..
    but with out all the bullshit chemicals and steroids..
    they are feed organic feed.

    you will see two dif kind of chicken marketed toward people who want something more "natural"

    freerange and organic.

    some companies have both options, some companies only have either or...but they are both one in the same..

    the companies that offer both types in two dif packaging will sell the freerange at a higher price, when its the exact same thing. the FDA requires the label to be dif.



    just like toothpaste, some toothpaste dont have the ADA (american dental association) label on the front....does that mean its bad toothpaste? no. arm & hammer isnt recommended by the ADA and is still good
     
  10. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 234
    expected.
     
  11. upup&away

    upup&away Member

    Joined: Jul 19, 2004 Messages: 756 Likes Received: 10
  12. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,344 Likes Received: 671
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  13. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    1 fresh tray of raw vegitables
    1 fresh tray of fruits
    1 fresh tray of coldcuts (turkey, salami, ham, pepperoni)
    1 large bucket of ice (crushed or shaved)
    3 bags sour gummi life savers (sorted by color)
    1 jar Skippy Roasted Honey Nut Peanutbutter (smooth)
    1 loaf Martin's potato bread
    1 bottle Smuckers strawberry spread (cold)
    1 gallon organic skim plus (ice cold)
    2 gallons poland spring water (cold)
    1.5 Liters Dr. Pepper (cold)
    1 large leather couch (large enough to fully lay on)
    Stereo system with (atleast) 5.1 surround sound. (7.1 greatly appreciated)
    1 Body pillow (suede)
    2 large (42-65") HD televisions with remote control. One equipted with Microsoft Xbox 360 along with the game MLB2k6. The other with DVD player.
    1 Bench press bench with 1 (2") olympic barbell and 6 (45lb) Olympic plates.
    Assorted dumbbells from 25 to 75 lbs.
     
    Last edited: May 1, 2006
  14. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,016 Likes Received: 117
    Plochman's Mustard..The only way to enjoy mustard..

    [​IMG]
     
  15. AyeBee

    AyeBee Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 5,798 Likes Received: 29
    Mustard sucks
     
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