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my pole doesn't work!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by duh-rye-won, May 11, 2004.

  1. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    i meant "poll". i meant, i can't figure out how to post a poll.

    anyway...

    what's worse?

    -no arms?
    -no legs?
    -no penis? (vagina fo' da ladies)
    -no boogie hands?

    this is tough. i know it sounds harsh, but i think i might go for the weiner. fuck, life would suck, but it would be interesting to see how much more i could accomplish in this lifetime without spending so much effort on getting trim. i don't know. it's not my final answer.
     
  2. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    oh. now i see how it works. first, bitchez.
     
  3. DETO

    DETO 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,316 Likes Received: 138
    since 12izzle, has been with out it's, Bizzle Hizzle, for a minizzle, i am going to say my dizzle, iquizzle, my nizzle...
     
  4. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 3
    Sounds like a personal problem.
     
  5. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

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  6. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

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  7. Crimsøn

    Crimsøn Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 18, 2003 Messages: 2,120 Likes Received: 1
    I think it's a draw between the dilz and the armz.
     
  8. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 3,271 Likes Received: 0
    to horrible to imagine...

    :shook:
     
  9. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 7,345 Likes Received: 122
    Walking vs Jizzing

    No dick is worse.
     
  10. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 441
    I don't speak Russian.
     
  11. Rodney Trotter

    Rodney Trotter Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 23, 2001 Messages: 1,683 Likes Received: 1
    Everybody knows.....














































































    .....its no ampolas.
     
  12. S@T@N

    [email protected]@N Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 15, 2002 Messages: 1,998 Likes Received: 0
    word. if you didn't have a penis, but you still had testicles, life would
    forever be hell. You'd still have a sex drive... but no way to satiate it.

    You'd have blue balls forever.
     
  13. the_gooch

    the_gooch 12oz Loyalist

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  14. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    :lol:

    good point.
     
  15. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,100 Likes Received: 73
    We already have a seeming lack of Boogie Hands around here lately.


    The best part was where you said, "My pole doesn't work," and you didn't get sent to the homo undertones thread.
     
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