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my pole doesn't work!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by duh-rye-won, May 11, 2004.

  1. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won 12oz Member

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    my pole doesn't work!

    Discussion started by duh-rye-won - May 11, 2004

    i meant "poll". i meant, i can't figure out how to post a poll.

    anyway...

    what's worse?

    -no arms?
    -no legs?
    -no penis? (vagina fo' da ladies)
    -no boogie hands?

    this is tough. i know it sounds harsh, but i think i might go for the weiner. fuck, life would suck, but it would be interesting to see how much more i could accomplish in this lifetime without spending so much effort on getting trim. i don't know. it's not my final answer.
     
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  2. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won 12oz Member

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    duh-rye-won - Replied May 11, 2004

    oh. now i see how it works. first, bitchez.
     
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  3. DETO

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    DETO - Replied May 11, 2004

    since 12izzle, has been with out it's, Bizzle Hizzle, for a minizzle, i am going to say my dizzle, iquizzle, my nizzle...
     
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  4. High Priest

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    High Priest - Replied May 11, 2004

    Sounds like a personal problem.
     
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  5. Abracadabra

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    Abracadabra - Replied May 11, 2004

    my swizzle stick
     
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  6. Dick Quickwood

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    Dick Quickwood - Replied May 11, 2004

    no arms
     
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    Crimsøn - Replied May 11, 2004

    I think it's a draw between the dilz and the armz.
     
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    T=E=A=S=E - Replied May 11, 2004

    to horrible to imagine...

    :shook:
     
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  9. Jackson

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    Jackson - Replied May 12, 2004

    Walking vs Jizzing

    No dick is worse.
     
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    iloveboxcars - Replied May 12, 2004

    I don't speak Russian.
     
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  11. Rodney Trotter

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    Rodney Trotter - Replied May 12, 2004

    Everybody knows.....














































































    .....its no ampolas.
     
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    S@T@N - Replied May 12, 2004

    word. if you didn't have a penis, but you still had testicles, life would
    forever be hell. You'd still have a sex drive... but no way to satiate it.

    You'd have blue balls forever.
     
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    the_gooch - Replied May 12, 2004

    [​IMG]
     
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  14. duh-rye-won

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    duh-rye-won - Replied May 12, 2004

    :lol:

    good point.
     
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    Dirty_habiT - Replied May 13, 2004

    We already have a seeming lack of Boogie Hands around here lately.


    The best part was where you said, "My pole doesn't work," and you didn't get sent to the homo undertones thread.
     
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