Pfffffffffft Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 I worked last night so i wouldnt have to work today...( IM A BARTENDER) i didnt get off until 4*30 am because my new owner was being his drug addict self....this dude is going to ruin his business...he needs to get his priorities straight..hes a grown ass man..wtf??? anyways...so i get home and finally get to sleep after my usual check of 12oz and myspace...i go to sleep at 5*30 am and get woken up at 8am to the maintenance man banging at my door to fix my air conditioner because it was leaking water to the apartment below...he was banging and drilling until 11am... meanwhile i am drifting in and out of sleep...my other job calls asking where i am?...i forgot that i picked up a shift....the worst is i forgot i picked it up on my birthday...so i go in and i am THE ONLY WAIT STAFF....i busted my ass after no sleep and it sucked pretty much.... so i go ouot to my car to find a nail in my tire...i have a flat tire at this point..so i call a friend to pick me up while i am getting a new tire up on for $115.00 bucks... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! i started drinking and about to go to a friends house to smoke a big dookie blunt to the facial.. THE BREAKS! DAMN..HOLLER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master bait Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 hbd... too bad yours sucked, i had mine last month and had lots and lots of fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someone Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 mine was in march and i had fun so i wish you now a happy birthday and hope the rest of your day gets better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 maybe its to balance out the fun of the rest your birthday...remember:its still your birthday if you dont go to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Happy birthday. I hope it gets better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Happy Birthday and also remember: this would have never happened in NY. Although, Im not promising you wouldnt get caught writing on someone's door again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted June 9, 2005 Author Share Posted June 9, 2005 fuck that guys door.. i came close to puncjing him in the eye.. i didnt want to but thought i was gonna have to. im 4 beers deep and about to go to dinner.. im getting tilted tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gutterpunk Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 awwwwwwww happy birfday anyway nukka!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Home Time Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Happy bday pfft you bartender :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 damn, that sucks..whatever, charge that shit to the game and get shit faced for me nigga.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 sucks man,,,happy bday.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 hey atleast you didnt get the clap or arrested. I now hide on my birthdays. Im thinking about building a birthday bombshelter because nothing but bad things happen on my birthdays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 happy birthday... i had a birthday party at a roller skating rink when i turned 5. 10 minutes into the party i fell face first onto the floor busting my jaw up pretty bad. i was laying in a pool of blood and i had to open presents on the way to the hosptial. that was pretty bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klause Turfobeque Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 welcome to the club where the members eat shit on thier birthday. I went to the ER myself on my 21st. Asphalt Makeover/fucked up bike/couldnt write straight with my right hand for a few weeks.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebineezer Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 grandfather's funeral on your 20th b-day...how bout 'dem apples Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Just had my birthday this week and it was pretty lax. The cool part was I took myself out to a lunch of cedar plank salmon, my friend who knew I was going surprise me and bought me a Hendricks Cucumber Gin and Tonic, which is the best drink ever...than I got a birthday Creme Brulee... The rest was hole in the wall bars and friends decks...and shots, many many shots... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.testical Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 birthday fun = getting beaten by your alcaholic father, becuase he found your hidden report card with all F's in the 5th grade. reason he hid it was becuase it was his birthday. but it couldnt of waited with the duke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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