Guest willy.wonka Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 it was my homegirls b-day and we went to this one club that was cool...i know a bunch of lesbos and my other homegirl wanted to meet them at this club called VENIS...i call it penis....oh how was i wrong..that was the first club that i had ever been to that had more chicks than dicks...i was lovin it....lesbos all around me kissing each other......i was with a bunch of lesbos so you know all these chicks were all around me...for some reason i was being called thier boyfriend and all theses bi-sexual girls were feelin on my freshly buzzed bald head....dancin more sexy than these regular go-go girls at the regular clubs.... there were a bunch of guys that were kissin and doing things i didnt understand, but thats NOT ok....by me at least..i stuck out like a soar thumb...i was straight. i told all my bi/lesbo friends that i feel that everybody should just get nekkid...and they agreed!...i was the #one to get into some threesom with....i felt very special.....2 girlfriends were trying to make each other jealous...using me as thier bait.... it was great...my straight homegirl started turning bi on me...i thought i saw platipie there...hahahahahhahaa we were lookin at this guy like, damn...plats is hella gay.but it turned out it wasnt him...hahahaha...i thought he was hella gay for a second... i was like,oh no! its really wierd to see girls harder than you performing "close to RAPE acts" on other fine ass girls... instead of a lot of trendy trance music they were playing trina.."tha badest bitch" and "ugh,like that!lick my pussy and my crack." i was lovin it...more chicks than you could shake a stick at....i was gettin a fuckin boner like every five minutes....too much gile kissing each other and touching and poking finger...touching squid..shit like that... made me wish i were a woman...this was the first time i saw so many hotass chicks that were gay...my homegirl and i were just jockin...this gaay homie would freak all up on this fine ass and pull me in the mix..... i think im gonna jack off or somethin before i go to sleep...this was too good....... please believe i was very uncomfortable,but all these lesbos were all over me...i couldnt help but smile..sigh. oh and after all these gay people got into this big fight and started bustin out baseball bats and shit.. who woulda thought gay men were so violent..i took it as a joke and start clowning on all of them...shit was hillarious...guys who act like girls but still have that manly rage in them...hahahahhaha drag queens i love...lesbos..i really love..gay men are just fags.i dont get it.sorry to all you..its cool to be gay fans....i just dont get how another man can kiss another fuckin man...gross.for some reason lesbos turn me on though..they strap thier dildos on and try to be men..but can never accomplish with the full feeling..always havin a hard time wondering what to do...hahahha i talked all this mess with gay girls all night....we were checkin out chicks with each other.... hardcore slut music and hot girls...i loved it. she keeps on passin me by...i wont have no more of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RaiD Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 wow thats all i can say... wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 http://www.pure-zero.com/funny/yourahomo2.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 glad to hear you enjoyed yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 Originally posted by iCEBERG http://www.pure-zero.com/funny/yourahomo2.gif'> he makes me feel good about my size :beat: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 Originally posted by iCEBERG http://www.pure-zero.com/funny/yourahomo2.gif'> http://www.pure-zero.com/funny/new/noyourthehomo.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 Originally posted by iCEBERG http://www.pure-zero.com/funny/new/noyourthehomo.jpg'> HAHAHAHHAH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmyass#1 Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 at least you had fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 Originally posted by willy.wonka we were lookin at this guy like, damn...plats is hella gay.but it turned out it wasnt him...hahahaha...i thought he was hella gay for a second... i was like,oh no! you better belive i wasnt the one at venis. you were hahahahahaha. willy piumps up bros down. mauhahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 Originally posted by swif1 he makes me feel good about my size :beat: haha word, thats pathetic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 damn dude sounds like an adventure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 http://www.offensivethreads.com/headstone.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 http://patclan.hypermart.net/junk/faggot1.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 http://www.offensivethreads.com/badmitten.jpg'> hahahahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 Originally posted by iCEBERG http://www.pure-zero.com/funny/new/noyourthehomo.jpg'> thats exactly what i was lookin for.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 i just liked how all the girls kept askin me, "what are you doing in here?"..like i wasnt supposed to see all of this. i was crackin up seein the lesbos with mullets... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 http://www.pure-zero.com/funny/sharing.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 Originally posted by willy.wonka i was crackin up seein the lesbos with mullets... dikes? :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 yes.DIKES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HAL Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 http://home.clara.net/pb/illus1.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 http://ltpwww.gsfc.nasa.gov/globe/backcrac.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest serpent of the light Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 muthaphukkin yikes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colour Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666 http://www.offensivethreads.com/badmitten.jpg'> hahahahahahahahahaha lol shit you know i dont have problems with the majority of life styles and whatever but the goth culture is just GOOFY... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 yeah i generally respect all lifestyles, but the goth lifestyle often makes me laugh due to the fact that one minute everyone is sad, next minute everyone is trying to be scary, then after that they are trying to be funny, and then they are acting all lustful, and then next thing you know they are off trying to play badmitten(sp?). shit is crazy son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eliptik Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 you were the guy talking about hedwig weren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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