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My New Pitbull who is a FREAK. [Long Post]

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by DEE38, May 11, 2004.

  1. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    Disclaimer: This thread will be very graphic... if you get faint by blood, more specifically= period blood... don't read this. close the thread and go to www.disney.com.


    Intro: (Skip if you want)

    We have always wanted a puppy. I mean I haven’t had a dog since I was like 14, and likewise with the Mr. And now being parents with an almost 9-month old, we thought it would be a great thing to raise Orion with a pet, to teach him the value of responsibility later on, how to treat living things and animals, and that pets are very much part of the family too, things like that.

    So one day Albert surprised us with a dog: LOVE. I was SO HAPPY! Love is the sweetest dog, regardless of him being a pitbull (I was kind of hesitant at first, but was convinced we could raise him right: no hand spanking, no rough play, no meat, no table food.. anything that will keep him mellow and lovable instead of a killing machine. He loves to snuggle, gets happy to see us, follows us everywhere, always wants to be in the middle of everything, wants to sleep with us in the bed, and I’ve caught him falling sleep next to Orions side a few times. He has never snapped, and always has a confused look when Orion pulls on his ears, and still wants Orion to hold him. Ok.

    Part I. Loves new nickname.

    LOVE, our dog, is BAD when it comes to going to the rest room. We designated a place on the balcony for him to do his business but he likes the closet better, and various corners. We are never home to train him, so usually we just lock him outside on the balcony with food. So now, we’re considering if it was the right time to have a puppy. I now call him POOPER. We’re like “lets just try harder, give him more chances” and we started putting some of orion’s diapers on him! Still he doesn’t get the hint where he’s supposed to poop, so we’re contemplating more and more if we should give him away.

    Part II. Fiasco in the Kitchen.

    One day I was going SHOPPING. I bought a whole bunch of groceries, and I was feeling sick that day, So I left the putting away of the groceries up to Albert.. so I put them on the kitchen ground, and slept in the room for HOURS hoping he’ll get the hint to put them away. He played stupid, went out, came home later in the night, and went to bed. When I woke up I saw someone had removed a big piece of 15 dollar steak out of it’s styrafoam tray. The tray was laying on the ground (along with the groceries that wasen’t put away) with the top plastic ripped apart. I immediately thought Albert made some steak when he came home that previous night, but didn’t see any pans or utensils used in the sink or stove. Then I was like OH SHIT, and woke him up and asked him. Of course he said no, and my finger started pointing at Love. So whistling--- furious, calling for Love, he came running in the kitchen, and had the most GUILTY FACE ON… the kind where he’s hesitant to be near you because they know I will spank the fuck out of him!!! So.. I looked under the kitchen table (his favorite pooping spot) and low and behold… the mauled piece of prime steak was there, mauled, and bite marks everywhere. As part of the punishment, I took love, taped him mouth shut, put him outside, and put the steak out there where he could smell it, but not eat it. We were pissed. I WAS PISSED.

    Later on that day, we let Love back in. Half an hour later, I find him ripping through the trash trying to lick the bloody meat tray. Points to keep love- 0, Points to get rid of love-3

    Part III. The Last Straw.

    I’ve noticed Loves attraction to bloody meat trays. He’s always in the trash trying to get them, and one day I hit my toe nail and it started to bleed, and who came running trying to get a fix? LOVE. This freaks me out, him being a pitbull, and us—Having a baby, and knowing Love, well, LOVES BLOODY THINGS. This makes me think about giving him away, more and more…. And then, yesterday… he stoooooped WAY low. Love was like a CRACK ADDICT.

    Last Chapter: Ultra Absorbant Overnight Protection.
    On Saturday nite, we were in bed watching some T.V. and I noticed that Love wasen’t in the room begging to hop in the bed with us, which is rare, and weird, but I thought nothing of it, and was kind of happy he wasn’t there because he can get kind of irritating! We’re always telling him NO LOVE! SLEEP ON THE SIDE OF THE BED! And I was happy I didn’t have to do that that night. We heard scrounging in the kitchen and I thought it was Love looking for food (like little pieces of food that might have dropped under and to the side of the fridge.. something like that. BOY WERE WE WRONG.

    In the morning, I woke up, walked to the kitchen, and saw little pieces of cotton laying around. I was like, oh god what did the stupid dog rip up now? Orions stuffed animal?? Then I saw a faint trail of blood next to the dinner table area. Then I was like, NO, NO WAY, THE DOG ISN’T THAT FUCKED UP! I look under the table, and see it. Pieces of my bloody pad torn up. The fucking dog dragged my pad out of the bathroom waste basket and MAULED IT LIKE IT WAS A BLOODY MEAT TRAY!! It was so digusting beyond belief. It’s like a crack fiend selling their moms T.V. for crack. Love went way low, and dug my pad out of the trash.
    So I clean up the mess, and a few feet from the massacre, I see the underware I was wearing that night, torn into pieces. Apparently his mouth watered for the similar scent that was on the pad. Digusting= Very.

    That’s not it. Usually, when we do laundry, I’ll put it on a pile on the ground. That day, I did some whites. So the whites were on the ground on a pile, and Love dragged his midnight snack over there too, which left stains all over the white clothes.

    So needless to say, we are getting rid of that freak.. and I just wanted to share.

    Loves score: Stay-0 Go-500

    Love: N-A-S-T-Y.

    A tribute:

    When He Got to the house, the first day.

    Sorry Orion, you’re dog has to go!

  2. blame

    blame Guest

    you should have made a thread on your kid....it would have made a much more interesting read.
  3. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    i've made quite a few threads on Orion...

    im at school, bored. meh.
  4. Sarah Tonin

    Sarah Tonin Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 20, 2002 Messages: 1,946 Likes Received: 1
    :lol: funny shit....dont get rid of em....my dog is a miniature pinscher and he has done and still do all those things you listed above-numerous times! why? because he's a dog...its not just your little pitbull....dogs loooove the scent and taste of blood and most of the time they wont break the habit unless they're neutered(sp?) because of they're hormones and shit...is your dog a male? as for the pooping and peeing all over....it takes a lil while for them housebreak;pits especially.my pup it took him about 6 months. since you said you dont have anytime to break him maybe you should give him to another owner or something.
  5. Must... resist... temptation...
  6. blame

    blame Guest

    ahh ok, i must of missed them.

    oh and by the way, can i ask you a question? if you say yes....you HAVE to answer it.
  7. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 2
    Your dog lusts for blood? oh boy, bad news. i would seriously consider giving him away on account of the young kid in the house. WHat's not to say the pooch won't devour the young one's finger if he/she ever got a paper cut?

    But pitt bulls are great animals....totally overated on the savagness factor
  8. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
  9. blame

    blame Guest

    i didnt see that there....

    thats exactly what i was refering to...
  10. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    lens, exactly. I was all surprised when I hurt my toe, and he came running, licking it! Thats my biggest fear though, orion getting a lil cut, and the dog going crazy over it.... it's scary.

    and blame whats the question?
  11. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 2

    here, make Love wear this for a week. Woof!
  12. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,030 Likes Received: 123
    Go for a Boxer if you decide to exchange pets..It's one of the best dogs in that whole schlew of a breed..That is if you decide to get rid of the blood lover and get a new pup..

    Best of Luck to ya....
  13. blame

    blame Guest

    who hacked into your account?

    (watch her avoid the question)
  14. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    My brother trained his pitbull so well. It's probably the best trained dog I've ever seen. It would have been even better if he was around more but his wife spoiled her. It's like pavlovs dog... the reward punishment system.
    That's fucked up you're dog is like feral. Dogs need alot of attention, especially when they are young. As they say you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
    Sorry about you're dog. That's gross....

    Don't dogs have sterilizers in their saliva? I guess that's why in the olden days they would have dogs lick wounds.
  15. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    i'll answer it only if you promise not to ask me anymore questions related to this....