DrUnk MoNKeY Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 aahhhh bit of an imbarrasing moment. went back to my new girls house last night we had just got back from a big night out every thing was going well. we ha d a kiss and a cuddle etc, she fell asleep before me and i just couldnt get comfy. as i moved around i cold hear a strange crumpling sound, i lifted up the corner of the sheet to find a plastic cover sheet over her matress. now i used to hav one of these when i was about 4 so its got me a little worried. itsnot like i woke up in a pool of piss but it could happen next time!!! what should i do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest comdek Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 point it out to her, and laugh. laugh lots. then urinate in her bed, and blame it on her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Piss in her mouth and then scream "THE PLASTIC DIDN'T HELP YOU WITH THAT ONE, DID IT?" then donkey punch her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 http://www.piranha7.com/bobd/archives/bob55.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest comdek Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 erm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Piss in her face - she's obviously into it, and is just waiting for you to make the first move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 :lol: :) :D :o :( :mad: this relationship isn't going to last very long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 :idea: this is going to sound incredibly gross but maybe she gets really heavy periods and is against wearing tampons. so when she sleeps it leaks once and awhile and she wants to make sure her mattress doesn't get bloody. why don't you just get ballsy and ask her why? she had you sleep over in the first place so she must have some kind of answer ready. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Punch her in the stomach so she screams and then shit down her throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 does she have a closet full of sheets.. because that would be my first place to look to confirm any suspicions.. if she has a closet full of cheap sheets id say she may have a problem.. if she has a closet full of 600 thread count egyptian cotton.. then she may have a problem but she has nice sheets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaracasticH Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 dont judge it on her right away. you know how women can be about this kind of stuff. she might just be trying to get safe any accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoner Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Originally posted by comdek urinate in her bed, and blame it on her. hahahahahahahaha do this one;) :lol: :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
non-hetero Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Uh I used to use those sheets. Not because I ever wet the bed but because my matress was a hand me down with urine stains so I didn't want my sheets touching it. As simple as that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/11-12/package/PDJpage163_1.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 at least she doesent shit the bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest me IS cool Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Originally posted by T.T Boy at least she doesent shit the bed UGH!!!! [ insert smilie icon throwing up ] :spent: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 point it out to her, and laugh. laugh lots. then urinate in her bed, and blame it on her. hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuck Ya'll Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 The sound of plastic rubbing against your ass and the smell of piss is going to be really sexy when you guys start doing it on her bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Originally posted by El Mamerro http://www.piranha7.com/bobd/archives/bob55.gif'> This is way more radical thatn this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Piss on me like the worm that i am! A chick that wets the bed huh? If ILoveUnicorns was still around, that fool would have had about three nasty stories to relate to this one culminating with the advice to "throw that bitch in a pond." Ech dude, that's pretty gross chick pisses herself. That's gonna make things very very weird. I'd drop her like a hot potato. Man, when i met my chick, I was nervous when we first "did it". It was like opening up a gameshow door. Would i get the new mercedes or get stuck with a lemon? Fortunately I got the nercedes behind door number 1. Pee in her mouth. Kinky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 yeah i dont think she would want you to sleep over if she wet the bed.. think about it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Originally posted by Telo yeah i dont think she would want you to sleep over if she wet the bed.. think about it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 I don't see why you two are sleeping with each other if you aren't comfortable enough to ask her about plastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AREANKAY Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 i was over my friends house the other night after we went out to dinner and we where watching tv and whatever so few hours later where sleeping the TV wakes me up its HBO is on with some chick talking about how she is a "gusher" she said when i cum i cum so much i wet the entire bed and you cant sleep in it and talking about how she fills her boy friends mouths up and they love it, so im laying in bed like half traumatized by this then went back to sleep the whole point of all of this was to say maybe your new chick is a "gusher" :lick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 dammit.. you need to get your where, were, and we're shit corrected man.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 I have a friend that used to date a girl that would wet the bed every time she got drunk. She wetted his car seat, his couch, bed etc.... Very gross, I stopped going to his house... Thank you and good day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 DAMN....This is absolutely the worst thing I've ever heard of. I highly doubt if she had a bed-wetting problem she would let you sleep in the same bed. Oh the balls she must have to let you if so. I'd probably joke around and ask if she didn't take the wrap off when it was new or something similar to that. That is if you like her enough to still want to be around after something like that. ****Just thought...Does she have a kid/kids?? That might explain it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 hope she's a gusher and not a pisser. If she is in fact a gusher, maybe she hates getting up to get a stack of towels before she masturbates (and doing the laundry afterwards). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 This is your chance to be all sensitive and caring to whatever problem she may have. You'll get a lot more loving in return...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Originally posted by effyoo hope she's a gusher and not a pisser. If she is in fact a gusher, maybe she hates getting up to get a stack of towels before she masturbates (and doing the laundry afterwards). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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