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my new girl friend wets the bed....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by DrUnk MoNKeY, Jan 27, 2004.

  1. DrUnk MoNKeY

    DrUnk MoNKeY 12oz Junior Member

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    my new girl friend wets the bed....

    Discussion started by DrUnk MoNKeY - Jan 27, 2004

    aahhhh bit of an imbarrasing moment. went back to my new girls house last night we had just got back from a big night out every thing was going well. we ha d a kiss and a cuddle etc, she fell asleep before me and i just couldnt get comfy. as i moved around i cold hear a strange crumpling sound, i lifted up the corner of the sheet to find a plastic cover sheet over her matress. now i used to hav one of these when i was about 4 so its got me a little worried. itsnot like i woke up in a pool of piss but it could happen next time!!! what should i do?
     
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  2. comdek

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    comdek - Replied Jan 27, 2004

    point it out to her, and laugh. laugh lots. then urinate in her bed, and blame it on her.
     
  3. GnomeToys

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    GnomeToys - Replied Jan 27, 2004

    Piss in her mouth and then scream "THE PLASTIC DIDN'T HELP YOU WITH THAT ONE, DID IT?" then donkey punch her.
     
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    comdek - Replied Jan 27, 2004

    erm...
     
  5. Rodney Trotter

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    Rodney Trotter - Replied Jan 27, 2004

    Piss in her face - she's obviously into it, and is just waiting for you to make the first move.
     
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    DEE38 - Replied Jan 27, 2004

    :lol: :) :D :eek: :( :mad:



    this relationship isn't going to last very long
     
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    CinchedWaist - Replied Jan 27, 2004

    :idea:
    this is going to sound incredibly gross
    but maybe she gets really heavy periods and is against wearing tampons.
    so when she sleeps it leaks once and awhile and she
    wants to make sure her mattress doesn't get bloody.

    why don't you just get ballsy and ask her why?
    she had you sleep over in the first place so
    she must have some kind of answer ready. :eek:
     
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    GnomeToys - Replied Jan 27, 2004

    Punch her in the stomach so she screams and then shit down her throat.
     
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  9. Al Green

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    Al Green - Replied Jan 27, 2004

    does she have a closet full of sheets.. because that would be my first place to look to confirm any suspicions.. if she has a closet full of cheap sheets id say she may have a problem.. if she has a closet full of 600 thread count egyptian cotton.. then she may have a problem but she has nice sheets.
     
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    SaracasticH - Replied Jan 27, 2004

    dont judge it on her right away. you know how women can be about this kind of stuff. she might just be trying to get safe any accident.
     
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    stoner - Replied Jan 27, 2004

    hahahahahahahaha do this one;) :lol: :crazy:
     
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  12. non-hetero

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    non-hetero - Replied Jan 27, 2004

    Uh I used to use those sheets. Not because I ever wet the bed but because my matress was a hand me down with urine stains so I didn't want my sheets touching it.

    As simple as that.
     
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    Kr430n5_666 - Replied Jan 27, 2004

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    T.T Boy - Replied Jan 27, 2004

    at least she doesent shit the bed
     
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