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my new girl friend wets the bed....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by DrUnk MoNKeY, Jan 27, 2004.

  1. DrUnk MoNKeY

    DrUnk MoNKeY Junior Member

    Joined: Nov 27, 2003 Messages: 227 Likes Received: 0
    aahhhh bit of an imbarrasing moment. went back to my new girls house last night we had just got back from a big night out every thing was going well. we ha d a kiss and a cuddle etc, she fell asleep before me and i just couldnt get comfy. as i moved around i cold hear a strange crumpling sound, i lifted up the corner of the sheet to find a plastic cover sheet over her matress. now i used to hav one of these when i was about 4 so its got me a little worried. itsnot like i woke up in a pool of piss but it could happen next time!!! what should i do?
  2. comdek

    comdek Guest

    point it out to her, and laugh. laugh lots. then urinate in her bed, and blame it on her.
  3. GnomeToys

    GnomeToys Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 24, 2003 Messages: 2,616 Likes Received: 4
    Piss in her mouth and then scream "THE PLASTIC DIDN'T HELP YOU WITH THAT ONE, DID IT?" then donkey punch her.
  4. comdek

    comdek Guest

  5. Rodney Trotter

    Rodney Trotter Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 23, 2001 Messages: 1,683 Likes Received: 1
    Piss in her face - she's obviously into it, and is just waiting for you to make the first move.
  6. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    :lol: :) :D :eek: :( :mad:

    this relationship isn't going to last very long
  7. CinchedWaist

    CinchedWaist Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 2,691 Likes Received: 1
    this is going to sound incredibly gross
    but maybe she gets really heavy periods and is against wearing tampons.
    so when she sleeps it leaks once and awhile and she
    wants to make sure her mattress doesn't get bloody.

    why don't you just get ballsy and ask her why?
    she had you sleep over in the first place so
    she must have some kind of answer ready. :eek:
  8. GnomeToys

    GnomeToys Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 24, 2003 Messages: 2,616 Likes Received: 4
    Punch her in the stomach so she screams and then shit down her throat.
  9. Al Green

    Al Green Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2001 Messages: 8,561 Likes Received: 1
    does she have a closet full of sheets.. because that would be my first place to look to confirm any suspicions.. if she has a closet full of cheap sheets id say she may have a problem.. if she has a closet full of 600 thread count egyptian cotton.. then she may have a problem but she has nice sheets.
  10. SaracasticH

    SaracasticH Banned

    Joined: Dec 20, 2003 Messages: 63 Likes Received: 0
    dont judge it on her right away. you know how women can be about this kind of stuff. she might just be trying to get safe any accident.
  11. stoner

    stoner New Jack

    Joined: Jan 21, 2004 Messages: 19 Likes Received: 0
    hahahahahahahaha do this one;) :lol: :crazy:
  12. non-hetero

    non-hetero Member

    Joined: Jun 20, 2002 Messages: 685 Likes Received: 14
    Uh I used to use those sheets. Not because I ever wet the bed but because my matress was a hand me down with urine stains so I didn't want my sheets touching it.

    As simple as that.
  13. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
  14. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    at least she doesent shit the bed