Poop Man Bob Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Right now. They have more sex than any couple ever should. My girl and I always feel inadequate when we only have sex once a night and crash, and they bang away three times. Literally. 1st around 10 pm, 2nd around 3 am, and 3rd around 9 am. I mean, I can understand that if you're seeing your significant other for the first time in a while. I dated my girlfriend for a year and a half while living 160 miles apart, so the weekends were often bonefest. But why when you live in the same city and see each other every day? And the threefer isn't an isolated incident - it happens maybe once a week. She's screaming right now. See, that's the main problem - how much I can hear. Our apartments were built in the early 50s, so I suppose the asbestos they likely used provided some much-needed sound insulation that's no longer there. This means I'm privy to their sexual escapades through the magic that is sound. I hear the bed constantly squeek (it's the type of bed that squeeks horribly when you roll over in it). I hear her scream (thankfully not him). Hell, I once heard them after sex talking about how the condom got stuck in her when it came off his naughty part. Okay, they seem to be either taking a water break or they're finished. Please Jesus let it be the latter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 "i thought this was a job immigrants get paid for?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 My neighbors have loud sex almost every night. For some reason every time he finishes she enjoys calling out how many times she orgasmed. Make it stop. Make it stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 i used to hear the couple that used to live here, it was like, ooh ooh for a while, then GRRRRRR. the current people do it quietly or not at all. that's too bad because the woman is pretty hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 EWWWWW. I seriously woulden't be able to handle that. BUTTT... when I was comming home one night kinda late from getting jack in the box... I heard the neighbors ACROSS from our apartment. It was a steady hitting of the wall... to what seemed to me as their couch. I was like OH GROSS, and walked into my crib and told the folks in the living room and they went outside to listen. yuckkk I wonder if the neighbors downstairs can hear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted November 21, 2003 Author Share Posted November 21, 2003 Originally posted by ARCEL i used to hear the couple that used to live here, it was like, ooh ooh for a while, then GRRRRRR. the current people do it quietly or not at all. that's too bad because the woman is pretty hot. Mine are a not-so-hot Asian girl and an Indian guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Oh my god please tell me its east indian so i can laugh even harder!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob often bonefest. :lol: hee hee hee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Haha. I never heard sex from the neighbors. But the people above me sounded like they were moving furniture around. Either that or some one was getting their ass kicked severely day in and day out multiple times a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 I'd leave'em a note telling them to shut up. They're probablynot aware of the fact that they're being loud. Sex is something most people are very self-concious about even if they are doing it in the privacy of their own home. If you bring it to their attention...i guarantee they will quiet down. if it persists...record it, burn onto cd and play it back to them through the wall. They'll get the message. If all else fails......i find that firebombs are effective attention getters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted November 21, 2003 Author Share Posted November 21, 2003 Originally posted by DEE38 Oh my god please tell me its east indian so i can laugh even harder!!!! He is. Meh.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted November 21, 2003 Author Share Posted November 21, 2003 Originally posted by LENS I'd leave'em a note telling them to shut up. They're probablynot aware of the fact that they're being loud. Sex is something most people are very self-concious about even if they are doing it in the privacy of their own home. If you bring it to their attention...i guarantee they will quiet down. if it persists...record it, burn onto cd and play it back to them through the wall. They'll get the message. If all else fails......i find that firebombs are effective attention getters. Yeah .. but the only problem is the fact that my bed squeeks a tiny bit, so I'm a afraid they might be able to hear that. It's in no way 1/5 as loud as their madness, but .. that could create an awkward mutual admission of aural perveractism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Yeah what he said. The neighbors to the side of us always bangs their cabinet doors do i do it also and we have door slam competitions and that usually ends in a matter of seconds. The people below us love bass. its sooooo freakin irritating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAPiTA Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob aural perveractism. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyeattoywar Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 yeah i have a couple of friends that live next door to each other, one of my friends is always complaining about how she can always here the other couple rousting about. the walls at my apt complex are really really thin, i have a similar prblem at mine. i can always hear my neighbor yelling at his wife about how he never gets laid and how she has had sex with all of their friends to make her feel guilty. this shit goes on until 2 or 3 in the morning at times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 I think I am those people, and thankfully the neighbors haven't said anything, my old neighbors once stopped me during sex with a knock on the door to tell me that we were being to loud and that the obsinities which I don't recall were bothering them. 74 year old people at that... I begged God for forgiveness... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BIGMETALCIRCUS Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 man i got two male roomates with rooms RIGHT next to mine, and there is no insulation. one of the girls one of em was seein enjoyed moaning and didnt care who heard it, she bought us ear plugs for christmas last year. oddly enough, this girl loved that, but hated us being able to hear her pee, so every time she went in the bathroom she'd turn the faucet on. my other roomate is not so bad, but he always picks an innopportune time to do the deed. i got class at 8 am and listening to this kid fuck is not my idea of being sung to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 i dropped intangible fame off one night and his neighbor was walking around naked. so i watched her for a minute or so, perveract steez. then i think i was seen, so i got the hellupoutta there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEARZ Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 my lady friend's building is a loud sex festival. that's mostly our fault though... :crazy: the gay dudes nearly smashing through the living room wall is scary sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 once iw was walking home x: and i passed by this house the window was open x: and ythis girl was sitting on her couch watchin tv masturbating x: except she had underwear but she was still at it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Originally posted by TEARZ the gay dudes nearly smashing through the living room wall is scary sometimes. Ha ha ha...i could just see that in some 80's movie with Anthony Michael hall. Some white ass family is enjoying a holiday dinner and some gay dudes punch right through the wall and land on top of the turkey or something like that. Ecchhhh.....I wouldn't wanna hear male to male ass sex going down...think of rhinos and peanut butter...not pretty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 me and my lady had upstairs neighbors that would do it all night but his bitch would make the most fucked up sounds...so i mean if it woulda been moaning softly and sensouly thats one thing but as my wifey put it to the security gaurd when we were getting a noise complaint "how can they even complain on us, the bitch upstairs sounds like shes getting a giant frozen cucumber shoved up her ass 4 times a night!" so we would wait until it sounded like they were peaking or whatever and do the cliche bang the ceiling with broomsticks which never worked...what finally worked is one day we were drinking on the porch and seen them leave and we made dog in heat sounds at them and laughed. i think the fine Japanese girls used to enjoy listening to me and the wifey do it cause they would mimick her sound and well, i mean they did walk in to my apartment to......anyway. i miss the fine japanese girls from down stairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boner Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 my neighbors hump every monday and wednesday at 4pm on the dot. they also like to play shitty trance music around 9am... i'm thinking of putting my stereo next to the wall and playing flock of seagulls on repeat at full volume... at my old apartment i could hear the guy on the floor below me snoring late at night..i leave you with this: http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Music/9809/04/long.live.the.80s/flock.of.seagulls.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Originally posted by old*824 i think the fine Japanese girls used to enjoy listening to me and the wifey do it cause they would mimick her sound and well, i mean they did walk in to my apartment to......anyway. i miss the fine japanese girls from down stairs. you're my new best friend...ha ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 you dont understand...my old building was full of Japanese girls..seriously. i lived across from a junior college so on my floor alone there was at least 15 japanese girls and thats not counting the other 3 floors of the building. so it was like japanese girls, hookers and drug dealers. oh and me and my wife so i being to moral man i am never gotta fuck any japanese girls. old english sincerely regrets not fucking lots of attractive japanese girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del i dropped intangible fame off one night and his neighbor was walking around naked. so i watched her for a minute or so, perveract steez. then i think i was seen, so i got the hellupoutta there. were you not there when we pulled up to the ground level window to see them boning in the kitchen? Thank god the only thing I could see was her naked ass wrapped around him...needless to say I went to sleep and who ever was still in the car stayed to watch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted November 21, 2003 Author Share Posted November 21, 2003 Originally posted by IntangibleFame were you not there when we pulled up to the ground level window to see them boning in the kitchen? Thank god the only thing I could see was her naked ass wrapped around him...needless to say I went to sleep and who ever was still in the car stayed to watch... .... and madderbadded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 probably the circle kind. I cant comfirm i was catching Z's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 exposistion is all gravy player....you wasnt knowing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted November 21, 2003 Author Share Posted November 21, 2003 Originally posted by old*824 exposistion is all gravy player....you wasnt knowing? GRAVY BUTTER PUDDING DID I MENTION BUTTER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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