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My neighbors are having very, very loud sex right now.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Poop Man Bob, Nov 20, 2003.

  1. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Right now.

    They have more sex than any couple ever should. My girl and I always feel inadequate when we only have sex once a night and crash, and they bang away three times. Literally.

    1st around 10 pm, 2nd around 3 am, and 3rd around 9 am. I mean, I can understand that if you're seeing your significant other for the first time in a while. I dated my girlfriend for a year and a half while living 160 miles apart, so the weekends were often bonefest. But why when you live in the same city and see each other every day? And the threefer isn't an isolated incident - it happens maybe once a week.

    She's screaming right now.

    See, that's the main problem - how much I can hear. Our apartments were built in the early 50s, so I suppose the asbestos they likely used provided some much-needed sound insulation that's no longer there. This means I'm privy to their sexual escapades through the magic that is sound. I hear the bed constantly squeek (it's the type of bed that squeeks horribly when you roll over in it). I hear her scream (thankfully not him). Hell, I once heard them after sex talking about how the condom got stuck in her when it came off his naughty part.

    Okay, they seem to be either taking a water break or they're finished. Please Jesus let it be the latter.
     
  2. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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    "i thought this was a job immigrants get paid for?"
     
  3. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

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    My neighbors have loud sex almost every night. For some reason every time he finishes she enjoys calling out how many times she orgasmed. Make it stop. Make it stop.
     
  4. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

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    i used to hear the couple that used to live here, it was like, ooh ooh for a while, then GRRRRRR. the current people do it quietly or not at all. that's too bad because the woman is pretty hot.
     
  5. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

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    EWWWWW. I seriously woulden't be able to handle that.


    BUTTT... when I was comming home one night kinda late from getting jack in the box... I heard the neighbors ACROSS from our apartment. It was a steady hitting of the wall... to what seemed to me as their couch. I was like OH GROSS, and walked into my crib and told the folks in the living room and they went outside to listen.


    yuckkk

    I wonder if the neighbors downstairs can hear?
     
  6. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Mine are a not-so-hot Asian girl and an Indian guy.
     
  7. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

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    Oh my god please tell me its east indian so i can laugh even harder!!!!
     
  8. uncle-boy

    uncle-boy Guest

    :lol:
    hee hee hee
     
  9. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

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    Haha. I never heard sex from the neighbors. But the people above me sounded like they were moving furniture around. Either that or some one was getting their ass kicked severely day in and day out multiple times a day.
     
  10. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

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    I'd leave'em a note telling them to shut up. They're probablynot aware of the fact that they're being loud. Sex is something most people are very self-concious about even if they are doing it in the privacy of their own home.

    If you bring it to their attention...i guarantee they will quiet down.

    if it persists...record it, burn onto cd and play it back to them through the wall. They'll get the message.

    If all else fails......i find that firebombs are effective attention getters.
     
  11. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

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    He is.

    Meh..
     
  12. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Yeah .. but the only problem is the fact that my bed squeeks a tiny bit, so I'm a afraid they might be able to hear that. It's in no way 1/5 as loud as their madness, but .. that could create an awkward mutual admission of aural perveractism.
     
  13. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

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    Yeah what he said.

    The neighbors to the side of us always bangs their cabinet doors do i do it also and we have door slam competitions and that usually ends in a matter of seconds.
    The people below us love bass. its sooooo freakin irritating
     
  14. CAPiTA

    CAPiTA Member

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    haha
     
  15. toyeattoywar

    toyeattoywar Member

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    yeah i have a couple of friends that live next door to each other, one of my friends is always complaining about how she can always here the other couple rousting about. the walls at my apt complex are really really thin, i have a similar prblem at mine. i can always hear my neighbor yelling at his wife about how he never gets laid and how she has had sex with all of their friends to make her feel guilty. this shit goes on until 2 or 3 in the morning at times.
     
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