Dr. Dazzle Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 My name is Dr. Dazzle, and I am a candy addict.... Today I think I had an epiphany. As I sat there watching some show where people miraculously survive accidents that should by all means have killed them, I looked down at my hands, only to realize that I was clutching on to about 8 Roundtree's Wine Gums. It also dawned on me that this was the third handful I had eaten of these in about an hour..... I eat candy like I'm a 5 year old discovering sugar for the first time. I can go entire days where the only nutrition I have had has been from sour soothers and gummy bears. I go to 7-11 and buy $5 bags worth of bulk candy, and have finished them off before I even get home. I go to Costco and buy those big boxes of cola-bottles and polish the box off in a matter of days. Candy becomes a meal to me. It's a serious problem. This thread has been made purely out of lack of anything else to do. It's fucking snowing outside IN MAY, all plans have been kiboshed, I'm in a pissy mood, and my only company is these gummy frogs which I just realized I am eating. Fuck. Please feel free to make references to fucking my mum, to me being a loser, or whatever other bullshit insults you guys seem to throw in to every thread. Or discuss my addiction, and possible ways in which you can donate money to my rehabilitation. Oh, and which is your favourite candy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 <span style='color:pink'>"hi, dr. dazzle!"</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-J.Handsome- Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 sorry, i can't really add too much to the thread, i don't care too much for candy. i do however enjoy white chocolate on occasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 http://www.digitalend.com/pics/whao.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esp Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 congratulations, you win diabetes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Some of the best candy I've ever had came from England...everytime I remember I shake my fist! Damn you Nestle! Share the candy love with us Americans! http://www.bewarethecheese.com/areo.jpg'> < Sweettoothoner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InDY_500 Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 No one ever said candy wasn't good for you......I would contribute money but that would be petty sir........We'll pray for your safe recovery.... I am a fan of the Reese's myself...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Originally posted by Crimsøn Some of the best candy I've ever had came from England...everytime I remember I shake my fist! Damn you Nestle! Share the candy love with us Americans! http://www.bewarethecheese.com/areo.jpg'> < Sweettoothoner you cant get aero in the states? come north and stock up. I used to love aero but they changed the choclate formula years ago and its tasted like shit ever since Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 http://www.oldtimecandy.com/images/candypix-pages/reeses-peanut-butter-cup_small.jpg'> :yum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 http://www.candy2you.com/images/products/sourpatch.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Haha, I'm not giving you any money you'll go buy more candy. It's a better addiction than some I'd say. My personal favorite has to be Brite Crawlers.... or sour patch kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 just look at my screenname iam eating strawberry mentos as i type skittles, fizzy cola bottles, and lemon chupchups are among my favourites i dont think i have gone a week in years without some form of sugary treat just look at my screen name i never got the fascination with aero, its just chocolate with holes in... dazzle, i only just noticed your location now... why have i always thought you are from england? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 I survive on Dorritos, burritos, Arizona iced tea, vanilla cream donuts, milk, Mt. Dew, Ramen, m&m's, Reese's cups, and Burger King cheese burgers. I eat mad junk food. Funny thing is, I've been losing weight like crazy lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT It's a better addiction than some I'd say. well heroin users have better teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 I heard something interesting about the original gulf war. The Americans who were killed, their bodies took longer to decompose than the Iraqis who were killed. they thought it was due to all the preservatives that were in the junk food and such that westerners tend to eat... You're not unhealthy, you're preserving your legacy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 http://www.kidztown.com/img/fastbreak_sm.jpg'> http://www.oldtimecandy.com/images/candypix-pages/forever-yours_small.jpg'> http://static.capsi.com/img/thebest/mountaindew2.jpg'> http://www.crazy4candy.com/images/uploads/doritos-nacho.jpg'> http://www.wdw-photos.com/1oct5/ice4.jpg'> i eat like shit, but i too am losing weight somehow. maybe it's the whole not sleeping thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adderall Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 i like reeses swoops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted May 6, 2004 Author Share Posted May 6, 2004 Re: just look at my screenname Originally posted by fatbastard dazzle, i only just noticed your location now... why have i always thought you are from england? I was born in England, but I moved to Canada several years ago.... In the period between this reply and the original post, I trudged through the blizzard outside and bought a bag of bulk candy and a slurpee. Ah sugar.....diabetes here I come! Basically my food intake for the day has been a bagel with cream cheese, a greek salad pita, and pounds upon pounds of gelatinized sugar.... I actually don't care all that much for chocolate. I mean, I'll eat it on occasion, but I don't buy it and just don't eat it a lot. I pretty much completely avoid junk food. My friend Ryan eats junk food every day. He's the same size as me, but you can bet your ass his cholesterol is through the roof.... Although I was joking about the "addiction" aspect, I think my brother has a serious addiction to Coke (the drink, not the drug used by celebrities and rich high school sluts). He drinks at least 4 cans a day, and he goes through withdrawls when he doesn't have his daily intake. I'm thinking it's the caffeine, becasue people who drink coffee are the same, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted May 6, 2004 Author Share Posted May 6, 2004 I just remembered that in America, "candy" is chocolate, right? Fucked up people, you Americans are..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Re: Re: just look at my screenname Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle I think my brother has a serious addiction to Coke (the drink, not the drug used by celebrities and rich high school sluts). He drinks at least 4 cans a day, and he goes through withdrawls when he doesn't have his daily intake. No, I used to be 'addicted' to that shit, too. Coca-cola is the best drink on the planet but I had to ween myself off of it because it was starting to make me feel like shit. 4 cans a day is nothing, I'm talking like 5 20Oz's on a light day. It was probably cutting Coke out of my daily intake that's making me lose weight and burn calories like a normal person again... All my friends are the same, but they're lucky enough to have fast metabolisms and never ever gain weight so they still drink at least 3 12oz and a couple cans a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-J.Handsome- Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Diet Pepsi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 can't say i'm a candy addict, but i really like kit kat... although i notice that i have to have gum with me at all the times. preferably icebreakers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 This is ink lunatic I'm addicted to TT Boy but hes not putting out tonite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-J.Handsome- Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Johnny Handsome/has never had a cavity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 haha...hi inky everytime i see T.T Boy's screen name i think ''Penis Boy" bcuz 'titi' in my native language means 'penis' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Hahaha. I know ;) I'm half Fillipina. Malibog ako :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC/DC Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Originally posted by Crimsøn http://www.bewarethecheese.com/areo.jpg'> Yes, I too enjoy chocolate with holes in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Originally posted by 2BLAZZED http://www.digitalend.com/pics/whao.jpg'> This picture has been officially overused. Stop now before you go from not funny to annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 http://www.subtend.net/pictures/right_of_renewal/pdrm0023.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Originally posted by Hoblow http://www.subtend.net/pictures/right_of_renewal/pdrm0023.jpg'> RAVERS! OH MY GOD THAT'S SO FUNNY THAT SHIT HASN'T BEEN OVER USED AT ALL HERE AT TWELVE OUNCE HOLYFUCKING SHIT YOU ARE A GENIOUS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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