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My name is Dr. Dazzle, and I am into docking...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Dr. Dazzle, May 5, 2004.

  1. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle 12oz Veteran Member

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    My name is Dr. Dazzle, and I am into docking...

    Discussion started by Dr. Dazzle - May 5, 2004

    My name is Dr. Dazzle, and I am a candy addict....

    Today I think I had an epiphany. As I sat there watching some show where people miraculously survive accidents that should by all means have killed them, I looked down at my hands, only to realize that I was clutching on to about 8 Roundtree's Wine Gums. It also dawned on me that this was the third handful I had eaten of these in about an hour.....

    I eat candy like I'm a 5 year old discovering sugar for the first time. I can go entire days where the only nutrition I have had has been from sour soothers and gummy bears. I go to 7-11 and buy $5 bags worth of bulk candy, and have finished them off before I even get home. I go to Costco and buy those big boxes of cola-bottles and polish the box off in a matter of days. Candy becomes a meal to me. It's a serious problem.

    This thread has been made purely out of lack of anything else to do. It's fucking snowing outside IN MAY, all plans have been kiboshed, I'm in a pissy mood, and my only company is these gummy frogs which I just realized I am eating. Fuck. Please feel free to make references to fucking my mum, to me being a loser, or whatever other bullshit insults you guys seem to throw in to every thread. Or discuss my addiction, and possible ways in which you can donate money to my rehabilitation.

    Oh, and which is your favourite candy?
     
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  2. DETO

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    DETO - Replied May 5, 2004

    <span style='color:pink'>"hi, dr. dazzle!"</span>
     
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  3. -J.Handsome-

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    -J.Handsome- - Replied May 6, 2004

    sorry, i can't really add too much to the thread, i don't care too much for candy. i do however enjoy white chocolate on occasion.
     
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    esp - Replied May 6, 2004

    congratulations, you win diabetes.
     
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  6. Crimsøn

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    Some of the best candy I've ever had came from
    England...everytime I remember I shake my fist!

    Damn you Nestle! Share the candy love with us Americans!

    http://www.bewarethecheese.com/areo.jpg'>

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    No one ever said candy wasn't good for you......I would contribute money but that would be petty sir........We'll pray for your safe recovery....

    I am a fan of the Reese's myself......
     
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    Haha, I'm not giving you any money you'll go buy more candy. It's a better addiction than some I'd say.

    My personal favorite has to be Brite Crawlers.... or sour patch kids.
     
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    fatbastard - Replied May 6, 2004

    just look at my screenname

    • iam eating strawberry mentos as i type
    • skittles, fizzy cola bottles, and lemon chupchups are among my favourites
    • i dont think i have gone a week in years without some form of sugary treat
    • just look at my screen name
    • i never got the fascination with aero, its just chocolate with holes in...

    dazzle, i only just noticed your location now... why have i always thought you are from england?
     
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    26SidedCube - Replied May 6, 2004

    I survive on Dorritos, burritos, Arizona iced tea,
    vanilla cream donuts, milk, Mt. Dew, Ramen,
    m&m's, Reese's cups, and Burger King cheese
    burgers. I eat mad junk food. Funny thing is,
    I've been losing weight like crazy lately.
     
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    well heroin users have better teeth.
     
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    I heard something interesting about the original gulf war.

    The Americans who were killed, their bodies took longer to decompose than the Iraqis who were killed. they thought it was due to all the preservatives that were in the junk food and such that westerners tend to eat...

    You're not unhealthy, you're preserving your legacy!
     
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