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My mom got me boobs for XMAS.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by GI Jew, Dec 21, 2002.

  1. GI Jew

    GI Jew New Jack

    Joined: Dec 5, 2002 Messages: 4 Likes Received: 0
    So, I was goin through my moms closet looking for gifts, and much to my extaticnismerness there THEY lay, a brand new set of boobs. I tried to use Mint Green Krylon as Banaca, I do not recommend it, it is very misleading. It is more like a wintergreen flavor if you ask me. But who needs fresh breath when you got a brand new set of boobs that're gonna be under the tree. Come the 25th, if you see a green tongued man with boobs catchin some ill hand styles, holla. Man, my brother's gonna be pissed, all he got was a bike.
     
  2. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 27
    That's just... dirty.;)
     
  3. podrido

    podrido Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 14, 2001 Messages: 9,182 Likes Received: 28
    u should of gotten a painr of nuts!
     
  4. cultural me

    cultural me Member

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  5. EveryWhere

    EveryWhere Senior Member

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  6. GI Jew

    GI Jew New Jack

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    You can't be greedy on the holidays.
     
  7. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  8. ~KRYLON2~

    ~KRYLON2~ 12oz Loyalist

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  9. GI Jew

    GI Jew New Jack

    Joined: Dec 5, 2002 Messages: 4 Likes Received: 0
    NO STUPID SHE GOT THEM FOR ME, I ASKED FOR THEM, CAN'T YOU READ. MAYBE YOU NEED A NEUTICLE. IT'S NOT TOO LATE FOR YOUR LAST DAY OF CHRISTMAS SHOPPING GO TO THAT WEBSITE. ANYWAY, TELL YOUR MOM TO STOP BLOWING UP MY PAGER, IT ONLY HOLDS 68 TEXT MESSAGES. AND TELL HER I DON'T HAVE A PIC.
     
  10. EveryWhere

    EveryWhere Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 4, 2002 Messages: 1,128 Likes Received: 0
    methinks your mom is great

    :D
     
  11. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,058 Likes Received: 47
    I think you play AD&D.
     
  12. krie

    krie Guest

    ur a dick. ask for some balls instead
     
  13. ETHREADZNY

    ETHREADZNY Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 11, 2002 Messages: 3,129 Likes Received: 4
    just dont do this with them

    [​IMG]
     
  14. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  15. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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