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My mom got me boobs for XMAS.


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So, I was goin through my moms closet looking for gifts, and much to my extaticnismerness there THEY lay, a brand new set of boobs. I tried to use Mint Green Krylon as Banaca, I do not recommend it, it is very misleading. It is more like a wintergreen flavor if you ask me. But who needs fresh breath when you got a brand new set of boobs that're gonna be under the tree. Come the 25th, if you see a green tongued man with boobs catchin some ill hand styles, holla. Man, my brother's gonna be pissed, all he got was a bike.

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Originally posted by FluffeR

Did you say you got your mom some fake Boobs for Christmas?

 

Post a pic of her!, and her pussy, dont forget the pussy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thats what you get for talking about your mom and boobs in the same sentence you little kid

 

NO STUPID SHE GOT THEM FOR ME, I ASKED FOR THEM, CAN'T YOU READ. MAYBE YOU NEED A NEUTICLE. IT'S NOT TOO LATE FOR YOUR LAST DAY OF CHRISTMAS SHOPPING GO TO THAT WEBSITE. ANYWAY, TELL YOUR MOM TO STOP BLOWING UP MY PAGER, IT ONLY HOLDS 68 TEXT MESSAGES. AND TELL HER I DON'T HAVE A PIC.

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