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my letter to kevin federline


lord_casek

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i decided to start writing celebrities i can find and 'enlightening' them.

here's my first message of truth to a celebrity.

 

'greetings kevin federline,

my name is not important. however, i have important

infomation for you to process. i hope you're ready for this:

 

dude, you got britney spears credit cards! you don't need to

get into rap. all that money you're wasting on studio time and promotion....you could be down in aruba with that natalie chick. wtf? again....dude, you got britney spears credit cards. you could be cokin it up with kate moss. wtf?

 

anyhow, much blesssings,

the reverend casek r. nazty'

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best thread ever

 

we should all send him letters on 12oz prophet letterhead

 

not a bad idea.......

 

yeah hes definitely got it made:

1.he gets to plant his seeds in Brittany Spears

2.he gets her money

3.he gets to do nothing but spend it

4.his life is a big party

5.boogiehands

 

Thats just 5....I am sure there are a lot more reasons his life is made right now

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Britney was only a catch in her school girl outfit when she first came out, I totally wanted to be JT then.

 

Nowadays Federline and Spears are going to be broke before she looks good again.

And we all know that Federline will be bouncing onto some other trailer trash chick that has made it big.

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