lord_casek Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 i decided to start writing celebrities i can find and 'enlightening' them. here's my first message of truth to a celebrity. 'greetings kevin federline, my name is not important. however, i have important infomation for you to process. i hope you're ready for this: dude, you got britney spears credit cards! you don't need to get into rap. all that money you're wasting on studio time and promotion....you could be down in aruba with that natalie chick. wtf? again....dude, you got britney spears credit cards. you could be cokin it up with kate moss. wtf? anyhow, much blesssings, the reverend casek r. nazty' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 send him a cock pic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 I cant wait for the news brief about K-Fed having AIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 hahaha this shit is classique Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 homeboy's got it made in the shade. i'd be a man-bitch too if it meant i'd be filthy rich for life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 best thread ever we should all send him letters on 12oz prophet letterhead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 best thread ever we should all send him letters on 12oz prophet letterhead not a bad idea....... yeah hes definitely got it made: 1.he gets to plant his seeds in Brittany Spears 2.he gets her money 3.he gets to do nothing but spend it 4.his life is a big party 5.boogiehands Thats just 5....I am sure there are a lot more reasons his life is made right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Pure radness!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 a lot of people give him shit, but really..... papazao must be a bit of a pimp. sure brittney isn't much of a catch anymore, but her millions still are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 a lot of people give him shit, but really..... papazao must be a bit of a pimp. sure brittney isn't much of a catch anymore, but her millions still are. take "much of" out of the equation and we're good to go :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Yeah, but that retard already has himself on an allowance. Dumbass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obvious Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 he's alright with me. a male gold-digger. afterall bitches have been doing it to men for years. same with that nick lache or cliche or whatever. suck that jessica simpson bitch dry for everything she got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 I decided that K-Fed is my idol/rolemodel. I need to meet some fine ass slutty rich girl (or Oprah), impregnate her, and leech. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 plus he has mad flows yo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 No matter how rich a wife he somehow managed to land, it is still fact that Fedderline is the most unbelievably douchebaggy piece of shit to ever walk the earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted April 20, 2006 Author Share Posted April 20, 2006 i await response from mr. federline. i think i should hit up lower level celebs with letters of truth. 'k-fed' may find it hard to respond with his thousands of death threats keeping him busy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 No matter how rich a wife he somehow managed to land' date=' it is still fact that Fedderline is the most unbelievably douchebaggy piece of shit to ever walk the earth.[/quote'] ha ha ha I liked that family guy episode where Peter had the job as Kevin Federlines magic mirror http://www.gorillamask.net/famguyfed.shtml Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 That wasn't even half as funny as I expected it to be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 That wasn't even half as funny as I expected it to be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourSistersAssCookie Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 best thread ever we should all send him letters on 12oz prophet letterhead fuck it just copy and paste this page Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Attachment: AIDS.exe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 or Punch In Balls.exe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
studio fifty four Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 i heard she dropped upwards of one and a half million dollars on the in-house studio. although i've also heard she regards him as a 'very talented rapper' neither speaks to her intelligence. papazoa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy.wonka Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Britney was only a catch in her school girl outfit when she first came out, I totally wanted to be JT then. Nowadays Federline and Spears are going to be broke before she looks good again. And we all know that Federline will be bouncing onto some other trailer trash chick that has made it big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 people like that don't deserve my time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
studio fifty four Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 which is why you posted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 i guess it's just me, but i really have no opinion what so ever on 'k.fed'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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