Guest Resurrection Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 HAVE YALL EVER HAD THOSE FARTS THAT ARE JUST SIMPLY HORRIFIC SMELLING? I'VE BEEN HAVING THEM FOR THE PAST DAY OR SO... I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S WHAT YOU EAT OR WHAT BUT DAMN THEY STINK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 OF COURSE IT IS WHAT YOU EAT, YOU FUCKING VEGAN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 yeah I put my cousin threw em last week on our way home from the beach must have been the KFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Resurrection Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Originally posted by Jackson@Mar 31 2006, 05:42 PM OF COURSE IT IS WHAT YOU EAT, YOU FUCKING VEGAN. Quoted post YEAH THAT'S TRUE VEGANS DO HAVE SOME NASTY FARTS DUE TO ALL THAT SOY THEY EAT. I DRANK SOY MILK TO TRY IT OUT, AND IT WAS GOOD BUT MAN MY FARTS WERE EXTREMELY DEADLY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balki Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 NO, I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogy nights Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 it always smells like im trying to digest a walrus. i think my colon needs cleaning. seriously, its awful. for that matter? does anyone have any ideas on how to.... fix... this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 wow, what a stimulating thread.... ...i miss the Spelling Nazi already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 what ever you do,dont fart in the shower that shit is rancid, it will burn your nose hairs off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Resurrection Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Originally posted by 1/4FareMetrocard@Mar 31 2006, 06:01 PM what ever you do,dont fart in the shower that shit is rancid, it will burn your nose hairs off Quoted post I NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY IT STINKS SO MUCH. I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE THE OPPOSITE, AND THAT THE HOT WATER WOULD "CLEAN" THE AIR AND WASH THE FART FUMES DOWN THE DRAIN. BUT PERHAPS THE FART FUMES CLING TO THE STEAM AND THAT SOMEHOW STRENGTHENS THE SMELL OF THE FARTS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 My farts are starting to make me seriously question my health. They're that bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 are they the hot eggy sulfur shit smelling farts or the stale kind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 yea ive been sitting here after a few beers last night and they wont stop....its like theres a fucking bubble fart machine stuck up in my large intestine thats in ON mode and theres nothing i can do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Resurrection Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Originally posted by Gat:Bush@Mar 31 2006, 06:05 PM are they the hot eggy sulfur shit smelling farts or the stale kind? Quoted post NEITHER. THEY'RE ON A WHOLE DIFFERENT LEVEL. I'VE EXPERIENCED THE EGGY ONES AND THE STALE ONES BUT THESE ARE THE ONES THAT SMELL LIKE DEAD PEOPLE. LIKE IMAGINE A DEAD CORPSE LYING SOMEWHERE IN YOUR HOUSE BUT YOU CAN'T SEE IT AND DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS. BUT YOU CAN SMELL IT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 ahhh, interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Resurrection Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 "MY FARTS SMELL LIKE DEAD PEOPLE." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CACashRefund Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 BULLETS COME HOT, BUT THEY MAKE CATS CHILL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Resurrection Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Originally posted by Some1@Mar 31 2006, 06:10 PM Quoted post THING IS I HAVEN'T HAD ANY BEANS OR SHIT OUT OF THE ORDINARY IN THE PAST DAY. OATMEAL/BANANAS FOR BREAKFAST, SOME PASTA AND A TURKEY SANDWICH FOR DINNER. AND ORANGE JUICE AND WATER THROUGHOUT THE DAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 the ressurected weak nigguh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 So take it anyway. I dont want your husky ass polluting my earth. Purify your shit bitch!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 is there some qouta on this type of thread that we have to fufill..I mean seriously.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 yo name is toby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 My farts smell really bad when I eat a lot of foods high in protien. Ex:egg salad sandwiches, tuna,etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 buffalo chicken pizza bangin however deadly shmell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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