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MY FARTS STINK

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Resurrection, Mar 31, 2006.

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  1. Resurrection

    Resurrection Guest

    HAVE YALL EVER HAD THOSE FARTS THAT ARE JUST SIMPLY HORRIFIC SMELLING? I'VE BEEN HAVING THEM FOR THE PAST DAY OR SO... I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S WHAT YOU EAT OR WHAT BUT DAMN THEY STINK.
     
  2. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

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    OF COURSE IT IS WHAT YOU EAT, YOU FUCKING VEGAN.
     
  3. FuzZy

    FuzZy Elite Member

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    yeah I put my cousin threw em last week on our way home from the beach
    must have been the KFC
     
  4. Resurrection

    Resurrection Guest

    YEAH THAT'S TRUE VEGANS DO HAVE SOME NASTY FARTS DUE TO ALL THAT SOY THEY EAT. I DRANK SOY MILK TO TRY IT OUT, AND IT WAS GOOD BUT MAN MY FARTS WERE EXTREMELY DEADLY.
     
  5. Balki

    Balki Member

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    NO, I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!!!!
     
  6. boogy nights

    boogy nights Junior Member

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    it always smells like im trying to digest a walrus.


    i think my colon needs cleaning. seriously, its awful.

    for that matter? does anyone have any ideas on how to.... fix... this?
     
  7. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    wow, what a stimulating thread....



    ...i miss the Spelling Nazi already
     
  8. 1/4FareMetrocard

    1/4FareMetrocard 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Feb 6, 2006 Messages: 12,962 Likes Received: 690
    what ever you do,dont fart in the shower
    that shit is rancid, it will burn your nose hairs off
     
  9. Resurrection

    Resurrection Guest

    I NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY IT STINKS SO MUCH. I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE THE OPPOSITE, AND THAT THE HOT WATER WOULD "CLEAN" THE AIR AND WASH THE FART FUMES DOWN THE DRAIN. BUT PERHAPS THE FART FUMES CLING TO THE STEAM AND THAT SOMEHOW STRENGTHENS THE SMELL OF THE FARTS.
     
  10. Herbivore

    Herbivore Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 12, 2004 Messages: 1,431 Likes Received: 1
    My farts are starting to make me seriously question my health. They're that bad.
     
  11. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    are they the hot eggy sulfur shit smelling farts or the stale kind?
     
  12. -MOE LESTER-

    -MOE LESTER- Guest

    yea ive been sitting here after a few beers last night and they wont stop....its like theres a fucking bubble fart machine stuck up in my large intestine thats in ON mode and theres nothing i can do
     
  13. Resurrection

    Resurrection Guest

    NEITHER. THEY'RE ON A WHOLE DIFFERENT LEVEL. I'VE EXPERIENCED THE EGGY ONES AND THE STALE ONES BUT THESE ARE THE ONES THAT SMELL LIKE DEAD PEOPLE. LIKE IMAGINE A DEAD CORPSE LYING SOMEWHERE IN YOUR HOUSE BUT YOU CAN'T SEE IT AND DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS. BUT YOU CAN SMELL IT.
     
  14. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    ahhh, interesting.
     
  15. Resurrection

    Resurrection Guest

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    "MY FARTS SMELL LIKE DEAD PEOPLE."
     
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