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my farts are unbearable tonite

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Santa Claus, May 8, 2002.

  1. Santa Claus

    Santa Claus Senior Member

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    dutch ovens are really only funny when there's people around to experience it. however i'm sleeping alone, and its just disgusting.
     
  2. defyone

    defyone Member

    Joined: Nov 21, 2001 Messages: 357 Likes Received: 0
    sweet.. well not really.. but yea
     
  3. dai

    dai Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2001 Messages: 1,052 Likes Received: 0
    i had some horrible shits today, i was fartin all through my interview. the funny part was, the lady that was interviewing me excused herself because she had been feeling sick. she had this guy finish.
     
  4. MinisterP

    MinisterP New Jack

    Joined: Apr 24, 2002 Messages: 1 Likes Received: 0
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    *A MinisterP Production*
     
  5. defyone

    defyone Member

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  6. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
     
  7. defyone

    defyone Member

    Joined: Nov 21, 2001 Messages: 357 Likes Received: 0
    suck a cock oner?
     
  8. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    i had a bite from the horrible fart bug today too. along with a small case of the hershey squirts.
     
  9. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    the worst :eek:
     
  10. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    your preaching to the preacher...its stunk so bad that I had my sister go in my bedroom and get my lighter and toss it in so I could light a candle. She said the smell was coming out form under the door. MUHAHAHA
     
  11. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    thats horrid :lol:
     
  12. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

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    they were making that noise where it almost sounds like your butthole is saying "spoot!" with extra emphasis on the p
     
  13. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    at least it wasnt one of those boom type squirt shits where all the shit just pours out at 200mph
     
  14. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

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    tjose are the worst because you have that giant bubble of air that makes it feel like you ripped your O ring then the waves from the liquid shit shooting out your ass....thinking about made me squirm a little
     
  15. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    and afterwards your asshole feels like its on fire
    and you cant walk straight
    and it pisses you off, then when you calm down
    you have to go blast another one :spent:
     
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