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my farts are unbearable tonite

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Santa Claus, May 8, 2002.

  1. Santa Claus

    Santa Claus 12oz Senior Member

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    my farts are unbearable tonite

    Discussion started by Santa Claus - May 8, 2002

    dutch ovens are really only funny when there's people around to experience it. however i'm sleeping alone, and its just disgusting.
     
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  2. defyone

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    defyone - Replied May 8, 2002

    sweet.. well not really.. but yea
     
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    i had some horrible shits today, i was fartin all through my interview. the funny part was, the lady that was interviewing me excused herself because she had been feeling sick. she had this guy finish.
     
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    *A MinisterP Production*
     
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    suck a cock oner?
     
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  8. Zack Morris

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    i had a bite from the horrible fart bug today too. along with a small case of the hershey squirts.
     
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  9. When

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    the worst :eek:
     
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    your preaching to the preacher...its stunk so bad that I had my sister go in my bedroom and get my lighter and toss it in so I could light a candle. She said the smell was coming out form under the door. MUHAHAHA
     
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  11. When

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    thats horrid :lol:
     
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    they were making that noise where it almost sounds like your butthole is saying "spoot!" with extra emphasis on the p
     
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    at least it wasnt one of those boom type squirt shits where all the shit just pours out at 200mph
     
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    tjose are the worst because you have that giant bubble of air that makes it feel like you ripped your O ring then the waves from the liquid shit shooting out your ass....thinking about made me squirm a little
     
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    and afterwards your asshole feels like its on fire
    and you cant walk straight
    and it pisses you off, then when you calm down
    you have to go blast another one :spent:
     
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