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Guest imported_Tesseract

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

like zesto said "laugh outloud status"

 

thread title of the year

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Originally posted by Poop Man Bob

"drag-the-ass-along-the-carpet-like-it-doesn't-have-back-legs-

 

 

serisously, my girls dog does that for miles..all i'm searching for is a way to control the root and we'll never have to mop again

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i don't have a shephard but she's actually stopped for the time being.

 

it's like she's trying to climb into her ass and go back out thru her mouth or something. i dunno, i just don't get the "let's lick my ass for 45 mins" dog mentality. maybe dinner just tastes better twice.

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my dog ate his shit once.........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i thought for about that long...then i hit him. What else was i to do?

 

 

 

 

 

he hasn't done it since

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your dogs miss me

esp lil one

the nights we spent on the couch....

our secrets

dont ask

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im a fine connaisseur of fine internet LOLZ, and though this one gave me a nice "mind chortle," no LOL was detected.

 

if this were about how dogs that cant lick their asses so they sit on them and paw around in circles on it to clean, then id get a lot of LOLZ.

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Originally posted by Poop Man Bob

Hahahaha ... I busted out laughing when I read that, too.

 

The only thing better than a dog licking its ass is when it does the whole "drag-the-ass-along-the-carpet-like-it-doesn't-have-back-legs-thing." Man, that rules.

 

haha when i read the title i laughed..and i thought well its funnier when my dog drags his ass ..and i was gonna say that..but i came to late hehe

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nothing beats the juarez german shepard shows, when it's done the dog and the trick are stuck together for like ten minutes. nad then there's the donkey shows, when a donkey nuts in a girls face, it pushes her neck back like g-force, amazingly interesting/entertaining/fucking disgusting....

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*and before you all jump up!

 

I'm looking for somebody with maturity and taste, like a guy who maybe licked Lassie's ass, or Rin Tin Tin, or C.H.O.M.P.S. ... if you been licking your own mutts ass at home just don't even bother... thank you!

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johnny, there should be gods that will strike out ones eyes before having to read something that makes them laugh so hard they shit a little bit into their underwear before they can get to the bathroom.

 

not that im speaking from experience.....

 

everytime i shit my pants an angel loses its wings.

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