johnny Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 ALRIGHT ALREADY!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA like zesto said "laugh outloud status" thread title of the year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Hahahaha ... I busted out laughing when I read that, too. The only thing better than a dog licking its ass is when it does the whole "drag-the-ass-along-the-carpet-like-it-doesn't-have-back-legs-thing." Man, that rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob "drag-the-ass-along-the-carpet-like-it-doesn't-have-back-legs- serisously, my girls dog does that for miles..all i'm searching for is a way to control the root and we'll never have to mop again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 my cat does similar things... i hate cats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 yeah cats suck, dogs are much better pets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 i have a German Sheppard too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted March 4, 2003 Author Share Posted March 4, 2003 i don't have a shephard but she's actually stopped for the time being. it's like she's trying to climb into her ass and go back out thru her mouth or something. i dunno, i just don't get the "let's lick my ass for 45 mins" dog mentality. maybe dinner just tastes better twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 my dog ate his shit once......... i thought for about that long...then i hit him. What else was i to do? he hasn't done it since Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 ^^^dude your dog ate my shit once too...but thats because I made it into the shape of a bone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 wif your hands? kelly must have been like whoa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 she went fucking wild rubbing her face in my hands...kinda like that girl in when's story from the poop thread......hey wait a minute....fuck you when. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 your dogs miss me esp lil one the nights we spent on the couch.... our secrets dont ask dont tell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sickboy Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 My friends cat lays on its back and licks her paws and rubs its you knowwhat.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob "drag-the-ass-along-the-carpet-like-it-doesn't-have-back-legs-thing." Man, that rules. My cat does that sometimes and i just start laughiong out loud..Oh by the way great thread title.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted March 4, 2003 Author Share Posted March 4, 2003 Originally posted by Dusty Lipschitz your dogs miss me esp lil one the nights we spent on the couch.... our secrets dont ask dont tell peep an avatar on you know where! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 my dog licks the couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8lover Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 im a fine connaisseur of fine internet LOLZ, and though this one gave me a nice "mind chortle," no LOL was detected. if this were about how dogs that cant lick their asses so they sit on them and paw around in circles on it to clean, then id get a lot of LOLZ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 lol i noticed hesh and i bugged, lol give her a lick from me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted March 4, 2003 Author Share Posted March 4, 2003 will do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 i saw a girl get head from a dog at a party once... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob Hahahaha ... I busted out laughing when I read that, too. The only thing better than a dog licking its ass is when it does the whole "drag-the-ass-along-the-carpet-like-it-doesn't-have-back-legs-thing." Man, that rules. haha when i read the title i laughed..and i thought well its funnier when my dog drags his ass ..and i was gonna say that..but i came to late hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 I have fish...they swim alot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zen Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Dogs are mans best friend. Your best friend licks his own ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 nothing beats the juarez german shepard shows, when it's done the dog and the trick are stuck together for like ten minutes. nad then there's the donkey shows, when a donkey nuts in a girls face, it pushes her neck back like g-force, amazingly interesting/entertaining/fucking disgusting.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 I wanna make ass flavored dog food but I can't get anyone to give it a taste test... doesn't pay very well but you'll get your picture on about a million websites! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 *and before you all jump up! I'm looking for somebody with maturity and taste, like a guy who maybe licked Lassie's ass, or Rin Tin Tin, or C.H.O.M.P.S. ... if you been licking your own mutts ass at home just don't even bother... thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 What about Cujo? Will Cujo do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING OF HELL Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 johnny, there should be gods that will strike out ones eyes before having to read something that makes them laugh so hard they shit a little bit into their underwear before they can get to the bathroom. not that im speaking from experience..... everytime i shit my pants an angel loses its wings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Originally posted by KING OF HELL everytime i shit my pants an angel loses its wings. the angels must be falling from the high clouds above then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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