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my death is near

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by BUCK FUSH, May 20, 2003.

  1. BUCK FUSH

    BUCK FUSH 12oz Member

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    my death is near

    Discussion started by BUCK FUSH - May 20, 2003

    so here why my death is approaching....so a condom breaks and we are forced to use the day after pill. it worked and i felt like shit for having to use it but ill deal with my conscience later. anyway my girlfriend left the little package that the pill comes in on her bed for some reason. Who you might ask found this incredibly incriminating evidance?? her mother of course......obut thats not all her little siter found, printed, and handed an email to her father that contained incriminating evidance of a different nature...goodbye life...we had a good run for a while there...meh..
     
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  2. Jesus of Nazareth

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    Jesus of Nazareth - Replied May 20, 2003

    What possible conscience problem could you have about the morning after pill? Unless your girl feels sick after taking it or something....never had the chance to use it in my only experience with that kinda shit. Too bad they don't make a month-or-so after pill.

    Sucks about the other shit though. Getting caught on that shit is most definitely not cool. Any pets that little sister has should have their heads mysteriously fall off.
     
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  3. taco bell bomber

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    taco bell bomber - Replied May 20, 2003

    murder her family, the dog too.
    then watch movies on their tv.


    no but seriously
    kill her parents











    tacobellbombercantbeheldresponsiblebecausehewasonlyjoking.
     
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  4. mapo returns

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    mapo returns - Replied May 20, 2003

    damn that sucks.

    when i was in the army i wrote my friend some letters which went something like

    'i cant wait to get back home and do a bunch of drugs with you, we're gonna get all fucked up, cant wait'

    or something like that. well for some reason he saved it and his mother found it. to this day i refuse to see her.

    what type of evidence did your girls sis find?
     
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  5. metallix

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    metallix - Replied May 20, 2003

    watch out where you stick your cock next time.
    if u can't deal with stuff like this then keep it 60ft away from your girlfriends vagina.

    or else


    [​IMG]
     
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  6. grittylifer

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    grittylifer - Replied May 20, 2003

    try apologizing to her father and show him that you have nothing but honor and love for his daughter.

    Look him in the eye and duck if he throws a blow.
     
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  7. TuffKid

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    TuffKid - Replied May 20, 2003

    next time make your girl get the shot where you need not worry about babys....its the best.
     
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  8. some pittsburgh flavor

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    some pittsburgh flavor - Replied May 20, 2003

    good call
     
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  9. shoekeys

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    shoekeys - Replied May 20, 2003

    In a few years time you will laugh at how trivial this all is...
     
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  10. Poop Man Bob

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    Poop Man Bob - Replied May 20, 2003

    what was in the email, huh huh huh
     
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  11. Tyler Durden

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    Tyler Durden - Replied May 20, 2003

    sounds to me like you just enjoy being a whiny little pussy.
     
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  12. vinyl junkie

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    vinyl junkie - Replied May 20, 2003

    wait till you need to sell clothes to pay rent, or when you find out the guy you boxed in the bar is the mayor's son... oh gee, mommy found out her little girl's not a virgin any more... relax...

    *edit for amusing anecdote*
    my last real girlfriend, the girl i was engaged to, when i met her parents for the first time, i'd been sitting and talking to them for about 45 minutes before i realized i was wearing my shirt that said: "i'm sleeping with your daughter"...
     
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    metallix - Replied May 20, 2003

    ^ haha great
     
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    crave - Replied May 20, 2003

    ^^
    :lol:

    relax man, thisll pass too. what may seem like a big deal now is often, in hindsight, insignificant. good luck.
     
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    Evil Dee - Replied May 20, 2003

    When i started going out with my girlfriend, for the first couple of months after meeting her dad, i never took my eyes off him when we were in the same room. Just waiting for that right hook. My god he scares me.
     
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