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my death is near

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by BUCK FUSH, May 20, 2003.


    BUCK FUSH Member

    Joined: Apr 10, 2003 Messages: 699 Likes Received: 0
    so here why my death is approaching....so a condom breaks and we are forced to use the day after pill. it worked and i felt like shit for having to use it but ill deal with my conscience later. anyway my girlfriend left the little package that the pill comes in on her bed for some reason. Who you might ask found this incredibly incriminating evidance?? her mother of course......obut thats not all her little siter found, printed, and handed an email to her father that contained incriminating evidance of a different nature...goodbye life...we had a good run for a while there...meh..
  2. Jesus of Nazareth

    Jesus of Nazareth Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 6, 2000 Messages: 2,388 Likes Received: 1
    What possible conscience problem could you have about the morning after pill? Unless your girl feels sick after taking it or something....never had the chance to use it in my only experience with that kinda shit. Too bad they don't make a month-or-so after pill.

    Sucks about the other shit though. Getting caught on that shit is most definitely not cool. Any pets that little sister has should have their heads mysteriously fall off.
  3. taco bell bomber

    taco bell bomber Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 2, 2000 Messages: 2,037 Likes Received: 0
    murder her family, the dog too.
    then watch movies on their tv.

    no but seriously
    kill her parents

  4. mapo returns

    mapo returns Member

    Joined: May 4, 2003 Messages: 687 Likes Received: 0
    damn that sucks.

    when i was in the army i wrote my friend some letters which went something like

    'i cant wait to get back home and do a bunch of drugs with you, we're gonna get all fucked up, cant wait'

    or something like that. well for some reason he saved it and his mother found it. to this day i refuse to see her.

    what type of evidence did your girls sis find?
  5. metallix

    metallix Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 7, 2001 Messages: 2,955 Likes Received: 1
    watch out where you stick your cock next time.
    if u can't deal with stuff like this then keep it 60ft away from your girlfriends vagina.

    or else

  6. grittylifer

    grittylifer Banned

    Joined: Nov 14, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    try apologizing to her father and show him that you have nothing but honor and love for his daughter.

    Look him in the eye and duck if he throws a blow.
  7. TuffKid

    TuffKid Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 14, 2002 Messages: 2,062 Likes Received: 0
    next time make your girl get the shot where you need not worry about babys....its the best.
  8. some pittsburgh flavor

    some pittsburgh flavor Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 31, 2001 Messages: 4,936 Likes Received: 0
    good call
  9. shoekeys

    shoekeys Member

    Joined: May 18, 2003 Messages: 258 Likes Received: 0
    In a few years time you will laugh at how trivial this all is...
  10. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    what was in the email, huh huh huh
  11. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
    sounds to me like you just enjoy being a whiny little pussy.
  12. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    wait till you need to sell clothes to pay rent, or when you find out the guy you boxed in the bar is the mayor's son... oh gee, mommy found out her little girl's not a virgin any more... relax...

    *edit for amusing anecdote*
    my last real girlfriend, the girl i was engaged to, when i met her parents for the first time, i'd been sitting and talking to them for about 45 minutes before i realized i was wearing my shirt that said: "i'm sleeping with your daughter"...
  13. metallix

    metallix Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 7, 2001 Messages: 2,955 Likes Received: 1
  14. crave

    crave Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 20, 2002 Messages: 6,728 Likes Received: 10

    relax man, thisll pass too. what may seem like a big deal now is often, in hindsight, insignificant. good luck.
  15. Evil Dee

    Evil Dee Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 16, 2003 Messages: 1,234 Likes Received: 1
    When i started going out with my girlfriend, for the first couple of months after meeting her dad, i never took my eyes off him when we were in the same room. Just waiting for that right hook. My god he scares me.