NightOwl Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 i wake up to a roaring thunder that i swear to God sounded like a bomb exploded. i thought to myself, "fucking north korea... they did it" i pulled my curtains back expecting to see a wall of fire on its way to destroy me, but i saw that the hawaiian skies were still all wet. so i get this call from a girl andshe wanted to go out today and i offered a movie. everything is fine uintil we hit the parking lot of the mall its pouring down rain and people are lookin for parking.. so im driving in circles cause i see that people are leaving the mall.. that was a problem for her, so i joked around talkin like a china man from a black ghetto.. she laughed so i found a parking stall on the upper level.. !! right next to the damn elevator !! i thought to park ther so she wouldnt get wet and she complained.. we go into the mall and as we're entering, she's bitching on how much im being an asshole to her... 1 BECAUSE I DROVE AROUND IN 2 CIRCLES LOOKING FOR PARKING 2 BECAUSE I PARKED WHERE THE RAIN MIGHT TOUCH HER so im thinking that this girl has to be kidding, cause the look on her face shows me that she is pissed, but even more... i saw that she was making herself mad. so i think to buy her lunch since she said she was hungry.. she has a problem lookin for lunch.. so i say fuck it.. go buy her some subway she's gritting her teeth and bouncing her foot... and while im eating, she's just sitting there lookin all mad who wants to look at that while you eat? so i ask her, why are you sitting there just trying to be angry.. relax. eat up.. be happy and she goes off that i kept pushing her buttons.... fuckin bullshit.. so i begin to speak up saying... "YOU KNOW WHAT?" AND SHE PICKED UP AND WALKED AWAY im thinking this girl is crazy.. so i find her at the cookie stand with my other homegirl and all of a sudden, im the fucking bad guy. its seems it ok for her to nag and yell in the mall, but when i calmly say, " you know, im treating you good and i get shit in return" im being talked to like i just slapped her.. " thats not cool, you need to leave" fuckin bullshit i left her broke ass at the mall and went to see v for vendeta with another girl true story :clown2: honk honk :clown2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Bitches is crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 dump that zero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 haha that sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 damn...that sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 holy shit, that bitch sounds insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 ... Yeah she sounds pretty crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightOwl Posted March 20, 2006 Author Share Posted March 20, 2006 i think she has problems that nobody can fix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antron Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 interesting story. shes porbably really good looking right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Pee in her butt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 you shoulda slapped her at least then her bitch attitude would be warranted fuck her leave her she aint worth the trouble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 how did you go with the other girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 When she got up to leave you shoulda grabbed her by the arm and said something to the effect of "Bitch dont you ever walk away when im speaking." Then if she mouths off a back hand is in order. Know you'll know for if this ever happens again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Is she filipino? the ones ive dated can be real bitches for random reasons.bitches. a while ago i was getting brain from one and she kept telling me to pull it out and shoot my load away from her when it was time. the time came and i pulled it out and totally shot it in her face, i laughed a little and she slaps me hard on the nuts, i swore if she hadent got up and ran to the bathroom so fast i would have kicked her toe first in the uterus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antron Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Originally posted by GEEB@Mar 20 2006, 02:11 AM Is she filipino? the ones ive dated can be real bitches for random reasons.bitches. Quoted post but they are damn good looking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightOwl Posted March 20, 2006 Author Share Posted March 20, 2006 she's pretty she's part filipina she's the only girl that has slept over my house without getting a dick in her... and thats by my gentlemanly choice the other movie date was cool she laughed at my earlier shituation and said that she would have never thought that i would dip out on somebody like that leaving her at the mall with nothing but a subway sub and a drink she's probably getting drunk right about now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 funniest date ever. go to the girls house she gets in car and says "name" you need to get a job to buy me nice things me: you should bring a sweater its gonna be cold she gets out me: vroom edit* you made the right decision Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 'like oh my fucking GAWD, you parked where water might hit me!!!! you know how fucking LONG it took me to put my face..i meant get ready for you today? you're a total ASSHOLE!! UGHH!!" you should of pantsed(sp?) her in public Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Dates are kind of over rated. Just hang out with them till you know them then commence anarchy of the pelvis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightOwl Posted March 20, 2006 Author Share Posted March 20, 2006 broke girls want too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightOwl Posted March 20, 2006 Author Share Posted March 20, 2006 thing is... she's kinda my best friend at the moment... but i've seen her act like this before and i remembered... im over it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 maybe you should look for a girl at work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 sounds like youre gonna hafta smack a bitch. end of story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 now that was good reading, crazy bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightOwl Posted March 20, 2006 Author Share Posted March 20, 2006 i mean seriously... i think my comment "broke girls want too much" is so true.. my other homegirl got some money and she's never wanting too much and she's always giving.. i bought some nachos and slurpees at the snack stand and she wanted to pay for it.. when i tried giving her change... she said and all you guys gotta love this... out of a 20$ " i dont care about the change.. you keep it" thats a girl that works broke girls want you to buy them things and dream big.. when they dont have the energy to complete it for themselves.. from what i imagine.. they expect it from other people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Originally posted by SilentBob@Mar 20 2006, 07:26 AM Dates are kind of over rated. Just hang out with them till you know them then commence anarchy of the pelvis. Quoted post Outstanding :haha: :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Hawaii sounds kind of different to here and what I thought was the rest of western civilisation. Here social ettiqutte dictates you spilt shit pretty much straight down the middle until she's wifey status.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 whats a date anyway? I don't think I've been on one. fuck seeing a movie with a girl you ahven't fucked. what is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 its BULLSHIT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Originally posted by SilentBob@Mar 20 2006, 07:34 AM Hawaii sounds kind of different to here and what I thought was the rest of western civilisation. Here social ettiqutte dictates you spilt shit pretty much straight down the middle until she's wifey status.. Quoted post not in my experience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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