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MY CRAZY ASS TRIP TO THE SOUTH!!!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by CRAMPS, Aug 10, 2003.

  1. CRAMPS

    CRAMPS Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 6, 2003 Messages: 1,600 Likes Received: 0
    right now im typping this on some southern kids comp. i just met these peeps on my trip to PLATTSBURG, MISSIURY. and what a crazy bunch these guys are!.....now i start my story...........(fade to black)


    this all started when my great great grandmother died 3 years ago at the age of 103 in her home town of plattsburg. plattsburg is a town of about 2,000 head, and most are all old war vets.

    well my grandfather needed to get rid of her old house in town so the intire family flew in from all over the US to meet at this small little house(i drove in from denver)

    well i thaught it was going to be a ruteine cleaning out of an old house. well i was wrong........

    well opon inspection i notissed the was absolutly NO GRAFF AT ALL and the cops were pulling over kids whos sterios were playing to loud.....first thaughts were....GAY...

    im stuck wondering what the fuck do the kids here do for fun......i found out......meth and fight...but thats for later.
    about two days into the trip i start to get board out of my scull......this town has NOTHING to do. so i hit the streets to look for some kids to see whats up......i came up dry.....untill i met with the lady who took care of my grandma befor she died, well call her "Beth"

    "Beth" said she had some kids who new whats up in town so i jack my great grandmas old 71 chevie IMPALA and cruze over to meet these fucks...i roll up to the house after bagging some cigs and im grated by a troop of dogs and a huge frontyard full of trucks,farm equipment,atvs,western shit and lawn chairs full of hotty suthern chicks.
    thinking to myself, "OH SNAP!!! ITS THE MOTHERLOAD" dont blow it. i jump out of the car dukes of hazard style and like one of my camles up. then i begin with the best starting fraze EVER...."yo".......boo yah...im soo smooth.


    tah tah for now.....more later...hands hurt and im drunk...so chill out for the next installment of my crazy ass suthern experience.

    CRAMPS.:king:
     
  2. TuffKid

    TuffKid Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 14, 2002 Messages: 2,062 Likes Received: 0
    next time dont let people know your from denver!
     
  3. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    i just took a trip to the southwest... boy does that place suck.
     
  4. 7126

    7126 Guest

    eww u smoke camels:yuck:
     
  5. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 174
    Missouri is NOT in 'the south'
     
  6. crave

    crave Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 20, 2002 Messages: 6,728 Likes Received: 10
  7. PatTheBeaver

    PatTheBeaver Member

    Joined: Feb 4, 2003 Messages: 409 Likes Received: 0
    look for some fr8 yards if your bored stupid
     
  8. seppuku

    seppuku Member

    Joined: May 11, 2000 Messages: 718 Likes Received: 0
    this fool is straightup jocking popgun's memoirs of a maniac thread
     
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